Parliament Ka Naya Plan: Hospital Room Rates Three-Star Ke Barabar

Arre bhai, suno! Parliament wale log keh rahe hain ki hospital ki room rates ko three-star hotel ke daam se milana chahiye. Kyunki hospital mein ₹6,000 se ₹12,000 ka room hai, aur hotel mein sirf ₹2,500 se ₹4,500! Babu Bhaiya ka kehna hai, "Agar aisa hi chalega, toh hum toh hospital mein rehne lag jayenge!" Samjhe na? Yeh sab toh zaroori hai, warna hospital ka bill dekh ke sabka dil kharab ho jayega!