Govt Ki Data Drama: NFHS-6 Mein Indicators Gaye Kahan?

Arre bhai, suno! Union government ne bola, NFHS-6 mein kuch indicators kyun nahi hain! Anupriya Patel bolti hain, ‘Data harmonisation’ ki wajah se sirf key health indicators rakhe hain, samjhe? Pehle 131 the, ab sirf 101 bache hain! Arre yaar, kya confusion hai! Daya ko batao, woh toh garba kar rahi hogi, aur main yeh soch raha hoon ki Babita Ji ko kaise impress karun!