Dr Reddy’s Laboratories ko US FDA se tentative approval mil gaya hai for unka long-acting injectable HIV prevention drug, lenacapavir! Yeh drug saal mein do baar liya ja sakta hai aur 120 deshon mein sirf $40 mein milega. 2026 tak pehli supply aayegi, aur 2027 tak aur bhi deshon mein chalega! Deepak Sapra keh rahe hain, yeh humare liye badi garv ki baat hai! Lekin health systems ko tayaar karna padega!
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Arre bhai, suno! US ne ek naya generic HIV-prevention drug lenacapavir approve kiya hai jo low-income countries mein becha jayega. Kya baat hai, yaar! Lekin abhi toh aur details ka intezaar hai, samjho na, sab kuch itna complicated hai jaise Daya ka garba! Yeh toh badi khushi ki baat hai na, Babita Ji ke liye bhi kaam karega kya?
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Arre bhai, NPPA ne cancer ki dawaaiyon ki MRP mein 93% tak ki giraawat kar di! Lekin asli mehengaai toh abhi bhi wahi hai, jaise Keytruda aur Avastin, jo bilkul nahi badli. Duniya ko lagta hai ki humare dawaiyon ka ghoos khatam ho gaya, par asli samasya toh abhi bhi hai! Daya, kya karun main? Sab kuch samajh nahi aa raha!
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Arre bhai, Supreme Court ne toh sabko chaukanna kar diya! Ek medical distributor bhaiya bola ki uski biwi ka chemotherapy ka injection sirf Rs 11,000 ka hai, par hospital usse Rs 1.3 lakh mein bech raha hai! Court bola, yeh kya loot hai bhai? Hospital wale keh rahe hain ki unhe toh khud bhi paise chahiye, warna unka kya hoga? Sab kuch samajh nahi aa raha, yaar!
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Arre bhai, kya ho gaya! France mein pehli baar *Shamonda virus* ka case mila hai! WHO ne bola hai ki yeh virus toh pehle sirf jaanwaron ko tang karta tha, ab insaan bhi khud ko bachaye ya na? *Bhaiyya*, koi human-to-human transmission nahi hai, toh thoda *shant* raho! Yeh virus toh *midge* ke kaatne se hota hai, jaise Daya ka garba dekh ke dil dhadakne lagta hai!
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Arre bhai, suno! Centre ne 137 cancer dawaon ka trade margin 30% pe set kiya hai, samjhe? Ab yeh sab dawaein thodi sasti milengi, warna toh log hospital ke bahar line lagake khade hote. Nivolumab, Olaparib, aur Topotecan jaise dawaiyon ka naam sunke toh mujhe Babita Ji yaad aa gayi! Lekin bhai, yeh sab tab hoga jab logon ko samajh aaye ki dawaiyon ki prices kam karna zaroori hai. Waise, yeh sab 9 November se shuru hoga, samjha kya?
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Arre bhai, suno! 72% students jo mental healthcare ke liye aaye, unhe self-harm thoughts aaye hain! Amaha ki report kehti hai ki inka pressure toh aisa hai jaise Daya ne garba shuru kar diya ho. Doctor Malik bola, 'Bhai, ye sirf students ki kahani nahi, samajh lo!' Sabko support chahiye, warna hum sab ghar pe hi rahenge, samjhe na?
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Arre bhai, Health Ministry ne bola hai ki ab dawaon ke ads mein thoda tight ho jao! Ab pharmacy wale bhi bina Central Government ki permission ke nahi kar sakte ads. Samjha na, bhai! Self-medication ka chakkar band karna hai, warna Daya bhi keh rahi hogi, 'Kya yaar, sab kuch regulate ho raha hai!' License ka dhyan rakho, warna Tapu se samjha denge!
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Arre bhai, Supreme Court ne bola hai ki SMA patients ke liye ek permanent paisa ka dabba chahiye! Chief Justice Surya Kant aur unki team keh rahe hain, 'Bhai, yeh treatment toh kharcha hai, kuch toh karo!' Comedy waale log bhi samajh gaye, ab paisa ikattha karna hai, par baar-baar nahi, samjhe? Ek baar ka kaam aur sab theek! Daya toh bolti hai, 'Jethalal, kuch toh karo!'
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Arre bhai, Congo mein toh Ebola ka drama chalu hai! North Kivu mein logon ko samajh nahi aa raha, bas sab bhatak rahe hain. Health workers keh rahe hain, 'Yaar, humare paas kuch nahi hai!' Aur log toh aise behave kar rahe hain jaise koi garba dekh raha ho. Bas, milke kaam karna padega, warna kya hoga? Babita Ji bhi keh rahi hongi, 'Kya chakkar hai Jethalal!'
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Arre bhai, Neuberg aur NM Medical milke Maharashtra mein bada dhamaka kar rahe hain! Pathology, radiology aur preventive healthcare ki duniya mein ghus gaye hain. Suno, ₹500 crore ka revenue banne ki umeed hai, par abhi toh calculation chal raha hai! 50 diagnostic centres aur 300-400 collection centres ka plan hai. Arey, yeh toh sab kuch hai, par Babita Ji se zyada zaroori toh nahi hai na!
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Arre bhai, kya drama hai! Russia ki lab worker Darya ko pneumonia hua, aur ab sab log keh rahe hain plague ho gaya! 200 logon ko quarantine mein daal diya, jaise sabzi ki dukaan mein bhagda ho! Lekin sachi baat yeh hai ki plague ka koi confirmation nahi hai. Sab log keh rahe hain, 'tension mat lo, sab theek hai!' Par yeh kya hoga, samajh nahi aa raha!
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Arre bhai, suno! Ek choti si bimari, endometriosis, duniya ki 1 in 7 auraton ko pareshan kar rahi hai! Yeh diabetes se bhi zyada hai, samjhe? Lekin doctor bolte hain, agar sahi treatment mile, toh sirf 2-4% hi wapas aata hai. Lekin yeh toh sab bhool jaate hain, aur fir kaam ka kya? Promotions toh door hi rehna padega, Babita ji samajh gayi na?
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Arre bhai, kya baat hai! Aankhein sirf dekhne ke liye nahi, ab toh dil ki bimariyan bhi bata rahi hain! Optical coherence tomography se pata chalta hai ki agar aapki aankhein patli hain, toh dil mein kuch na kuch toh gadbad hai. Samjhe? Lekin abhi bhi thoda samay lagega, warna Babita Ji bhi kehengi, 'Jethalal, kya ho gaya?' Aankhein sambhal lo, warna samasya badh jayegi!
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Arre bhai, suno! Smokers ko bas kehna nahi, unko support chahiye! Experts keh rahe hain ki bina clinical help ke, sab kuch bekaar hai! Jaise Daya ki garba energy se koi nahi bhag sakta, waise hi smokers ko bhi help chahiye! Naye scientific evidence ke bina koi policy nahi chalegi, samjhe? Bas, sabko milke support karna padega, warna sab kuch chalta rahega!
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Arre bhai, kya drama hai! CDSCO ne DGHS se pucha hai, "Mercury antiseptics ka kya hoga?" Merbromin ko toh chhote bottles mein bechne diya hai, par mercury ka kya? Duniya bhar mein ban karne ka plan hai! Daya ki garba aur Tapu ki masti ke beech, yeh samasya samajhna mushkil hai. Patient safety pe dhyan dena hai, par bhai, yeh sab samajh nahi aa raha!
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Arre bhai, NIT aur IISER ke researchers ne oral cancer ka ek naya cotarnine ilaaj banaya hai! Yeh koi chhoti baat nahi hai, samjhe? Patent mil gaya hai, ab preclinical research ki baari hai. Professor Mallick keh rahe hain, 'Bhai, yeh compound toh tongue cancer cells ko bhi maar raha hai!' Lekin abhi toh sirf research stage hai, samjho, aur Daya ke garbe se zyada zaroori toh nahi hai!
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Arre bhai, suno! CDSCO, hamara drug regulator, soch raha hai ki non-compliant pharma units ki purani machines ka kya karein! Rajasthan ki drug control walon ne bola ki inki disposal sahi se nahi ho rahi, aur spurious drugs ka khauf hai! Meeting mein yeh baat hui, aur committee ne kaha ki sirf disposal nahi, poore supply chain ka dhyan rakhna padega. Kya zamana aa gaya hai, Daya! Aise chalu machines se toh Tapu bhi kuch nahi kar sakta!
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Arre bhai, Supreme Court ne bola hai ki dawaiyon ka daam toh aise hai jaise Babita Ji ki chudiyaan! Justice Mehta ne kaha, 'Kya yeh dawai ka MRP ₹27,000 hai, jab retailer ko sirf ₹2,700 diya gaya?' Hospital ki dawaiyan bhi aise daam par milti hain ki ghar ka budget toh khatam! Sabko samajhna chahiye, yeh dawaiyan toh zindagi ki hai, thoda samjho na!
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Arre bhai, Medanta ne Ghaziabad mein 10,560 square meter ka zameen kharida hai, samjha kya? Lagbhag ₹166 crore mein! Aur yeh kya, 350-bed hospital banane ka plan hai! Bas ab Board ki approval ka intezaar hai, aur Daya ko bhi hospital ke garba ka plan banana padega! Ghaziabad toh bhai healthcare ka goldmine hai, samjha? Pankaj bhai bol rahe hain ki demand toh badh rahi hai, jaise Babita Ji ki smile ka effect! Ab dekhte hain kya hota hai, bhai!
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Arre bhai, kya scene hai! 35 se pehle hi dil ki dikkat ka chakkar! Ek report kehti hai ki 58.5% young logon ke health check mein kuch na kuch toh dikkat hai. Lekin samjho, sabko heart disease nahi hai, bas blood pressure aur glucose ka chakkar hai. Blood sugar toh badh gaya hai, bhai! Samjha kya? Sab theek hai, par health check toh zaroori hai, warna kya hoga?
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Arre bhai, Dr. Sirohi keh rahi hai ki India ko paanch saal ka plan chahiye taaki cancer ka ilaaj sabke liye sasta ho jaye! Kya baat hai! Precision oncology se toh cancer ka treatment badal sakta hai, par bhai, paise ki toh baat hi alag hai! Aise expensive tests aur dawaiyan aam aadmi ke liye sapne hain! Chalo, Daya ko bolta hoon, milkar kuch karte hain!
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Arre bhai, suno! Government ne nicotine pouches ko illegal kar diya hai! Yeh chhote packets jo log zubaan ke neeche rakhte hain, ab khatarnaak hain, samjhe? Health ministry keh rahi hai ki yeh bachchon ke liye badi musibat hai! Daya bhi keh rahi hai, 'Jethalal, ab kya hoga?' Bas, sambhal ke raho, warna ghar ka kharcha badh jayega!
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Arre bhai, suno! Researchers soch rahe hain ki hair follicles ke aas-paas immune system ko thoda tweak karke kya hum baalon ki kami ka ilaj kar sakte hain. Isko bola ja raha hai ‘hair vaccine’, par bhai, kal tak nahi aane wala hai! Hair growth mein immune system ka bada role hai, par vaccine nahi hai. Samjhe? Personalized treatment chahiye, jaise Daya ki garba, samjha kya?
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Arre bhai, kya drama hai! India ne socha hai ki school ke 50 metre ke andar junk food ka bechna band karna hai! Bacche toh sirf chips aur samosas khate hain, ab kya hoga? Rajit bhaiyya keh rahe hain ki yeh sab safe food ke liye hai, par shopkeepers toh keh rahe hain ki unka kya hoga? Yeh toh ek naya tamasha hai, samjho! Daya ka kya hoga, bhai?
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Arre bhai, suno! India ki health secretary, Punya Bhabhi, keh rahi hai ki hum Hepatitis ko 2030 tak khatam karne ka plan bana rahe hain! Event ka naam tha 'Hepatitis ko bhaga do', samjhe? Lekin dard ki goliyaan aur antibiotics ka bhi dhyan rakhna hai, warna kidney ka kya hoga! Babita Ji ko toh yeh samjha do, warna woh toh garba karte rahegi!
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Arre bhai, suno! CDSCO ne bola hai ki painkillers aur antibiotics ka bekar istemal band karo, warna kidney ka kya hoga? Daya ki tarah dance karne se pehle sochna chahiye! DCGI Rajeev bhai ne kaha, bina doctor ki salah ke yeh dawai lena mat! Samjhe? 138 million logon ki kidney kharab hai, kya baat hai! Toh bhai, samjho aur samjhao, warna samasya badh jayegi!
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Arre bhai, Vytalyou ne toh health ka dhanda badha diya! ₹8-10 crore ka funding mil gaya, samjha? Powai se Juhu aur Worli tak centres kholne ka plan hai. Doctor logon ki toh baatein suno, blood tests se lekar oxygen therapy tak sab kuch hai. Ab Daya ko kya samjhau, healthspan badhaana hai ya garba karna hai? Kya confusion hai yaar!
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Arre bhai, Mounjaro toh aisa chhaya hai jaise Daya ka garba! Eli Lilly ka yeh dawa ab India ka top GLP-1 hai, ₹1,256 crore ka sale hua hai! 502% ka growth, samjho bhai, sab injectables ki taraf bhaag rahe hain! Lekin bhai, unit sales thoda decline ho gaye, lagta hai log zyada dose le rahe hain. Generics bhi aayi hain, par asli brand ki demand toh abhi bhi hai. Market toh badal rahi hai, samjha kya?
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Arre bhai, antibiotic ka sale toh kam ho raha hai! 2023 se 2026 tak har mahine thoda thoda kam ho raha hai, par kya yeh sahi hai? Doctor log keh rahe hain ki sirf sale kam hona ka matlab nahi ki sab sahi se use kar rahe hain. Babita Ji ko samjhane mein dikkat ho jayegi, samjha kya? Antibiotics ka bekar istemaal band karo, warna phir kya hoga!
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Arre bhai, period pain ko normal samajh ke mat chhodo! Yeh endometriosis ho sakta hai! Jab dard aisa ho jaaye ki Daya ka garba bhi bhool jao, toh samjho kuch toh gadbad hai. Doctor ke paas jaana zaroori hai, warna dard ki tarah life bhi khatam! Babita Ji ki tarah dard ko ignore mat karo, samjhe na?
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Arre bhai, Brics logon ne toh health ka badi planning ki hai! Delhi mein sab milke bola, ‘Bimariyon ka surveillance aur medical products ka regulation karna hai!’ Yeh sab kuch New Delhi Declaration mein likha hai, samjhe? Mental health ka bhi dhyan rakhna hai, warna Daya aur Tapu ki yaadon mein hum hi bhool jayenge! Kya baat hai, bhai! Health ka naya chakkar shuru ho gaya hai!
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Arre bhai, suno! India ne 8 million se zyada HPV vaccine doses de diye hain, aur yeh toh sirf shuruaat hai! February 28 ko yeh vaccination drive shuru hui, aur Gujarat se leke Mizoram tak sab log 100% coverage kar rahe hain! Yeh vaccine free hai, par samajh nahi aa raha, Babita Ji ko dekhte rehna hai! Sabko mil raha hai, aur main toh sirf samasyaon mein ghus gaya hoon!
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Arre bhai, suno! India ki protein ka jadoo 2025 se 2070 tak triple hone wala hai, 9.5 kg se 30 kg tak! Lekin emissions toh 7 guna zyada ho jayenge! Population badh rahi hai, income bhi, par hum protein-insecure hain! Babita Ji, kya karein? Dairy, poultry aur pulses par dhyan dena padega, warna kya hoga bhai?!
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Arre bhai, Dilli mein H1N1 ka bhayanak chakkar hai! 1,777 logon ko swine flu ho gaya hai, samjho sabki hawa tight! Dilli sarkar keh rahi hai, mask pehno, nahi toh Daya ki tarah chhup jaoge! Dr. Chowdry keh rahe hain, crowded jagah pe mask pehno, warna sabko chakkar aayega. Aur haan, ghar mein jab koi bimar ho, tab toh mask zaroori hai, warna Babita Ji bhi tumse door ho jayengi!
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Arre bhai, monsoon ka season hai aur fever ka chakkar hai! Doctors keh rahe hain, antibiotics lene se pehle sochna zaroori hai, warna kya pata, kya ho jaye! Fever ka matlab ye nahi ki bacteria aa gaye, samjha kya? Viral infection bhi hai, dengue, malaria, aur kya kya! Pehle doctor se milo, bina prescription ke kuch bhi mat lo, nahi toh kal ko kehna padega, 'Baba, kya karun!'
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Arre bhai, har saal flu shot lena zaroori hai! Yeh vaccine sirf seasonal flu se nahi, H1N1 se bhi bachata hai. Delhi mein toh 1,777 cases ho gaye hain, samjha? Vaccine lagne ke baad do hafte tak immunity banti hai. Lekin bhai, asli naubat aayi toh hospital ka chakkar lagana padega! Samjha na? Jaldi se vaccine lagwa lo, warna Daya ka garba nahi kar paoge!
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Arre bhai, Rajnath Singh bhaiya keh rahe hain ki preventive healthcare ka zamana aa gaya hai! Samjho, diabetes aur heart disease sab badh rahe hain, aur hospital ka chakkar lagana toh sabse bada drama hai! Pehle se check-up karo, nahi toh kharcha badh jayega. Technology se sab kuch badal raha hai, lekin patient ki privacy ka dhyan rakhna hai, warna Babita Ji ka garba toh nahi rukne wala!
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Arre bhai, suno! China ke researchers ne ek *smart* probiotic banaya hai jo blood sugar dekhte hi kaam karne lagta hai! Bas ek dahi ka dabba kha lo aur diabetes ko bhool jao! Ye *Gift* bacteria, jab blood sugar badhta hai, tab hormone release karta hai. Daya ki garba se zyada exciting hai yeh! Do saal mein America mein health supplement ban jayega, wah bhai wah!
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Arre bhai, Moderna aur Merck ne toh kamaal kar diya! Unka naya cancer vaccine, jo bilkul *personalized* hai, melanoma ko bhaga raha hai jaise Daya bhabhi ka garba! 1,137 patients ke saath trial hua, aur yeh vaccine Keytruda ke saath milke cancer cells ko dhund raha hai. Ab toh bas yeh dekhna hai ki yeh treatment logon ki jaan bachata hai ya nahi, samjhe? Babita ji, kitna bada kaam ho gaya hai!
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Arre bhai, suno! Harvard ke scientists ne bola hai ki pilots aur flight attendants ko radiation se cancer hone ka khatara hai, samjhe? 503 jobs mein inka naam sabse upar hai! Flight attendants pehle number par hain, aur pilots dusre. Yeh log toh bas hawa mein udte rehte hain, par unki health ka kya? Cosmic radiation se inki zindagi khatarnak ho gayi hai, samjha kya? Ab toh Daya bhi keh rahi hai, 'Kya yeh sach hai?'
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Arre bhai, suno! Queensland mein kuch parents soch rahe hain, 'Mera bachcha toh iron ki kami se nahi mar jaayega na!' Iron toh zaroori hai, samjha? Agar iron nahi milega, toh bachche thake thake, pale aur irritate ho jaate hain. Thoda iron-rich khana do, jaise chicken, eggs, aur beans. Aur milk ka bhi dhyan rakho, zyada mat pilao! Samjhe na?
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Arre bhai, jab India ko azaadi mili, tab log sirf 40 saal tak jeete the! Ab toh 80 saal ho gaye, aur log 70 tak jee rahe hain! Lekin samajh nahi aata, ab humara budhaapa kaise sambhalenge? Heart disease aur diabetes ka kya hoga? Kya humare liye geriatric care ka naya dukan kholna padega? Babita ji bhi toh budhi ho jayegi!
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Arre bhai, West Bengal ke health minister Mukherjee bol rahe hain ki 16 August se Ayushman Bharat scheme shuru ho rahi hai! Lagbhag 1.5 crore families ko health insurance milega, samjha? Sabko bina paise ke treatment milega, bas Aadhaar dikhana hai. Aur agar koi eligible nahi hua, toh Mukhyamantri Swasthya Yojana bhi hai! Kya baat hai, bhai log! Sabko hospital mein treatment milega, koi nahi bachega!
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Arre bhai, Delhi mein H1N1 ka bhayanak bada chalu hai! Monsoon aate hi, logon ki khar khar, khansi, aur bukhar badh gaya hai. Pehle sirf 229 cases the, ab toh 1,349 ho gaye! Hospitals bhi tayaar hain, lekin samajh nahi aata yeh virus itna kyun badh raha hai. Daya, kya karun? Babita Ji ko toh kehna padega mask pehne ke liye, warna unka garba bhi khatam! Hamesha kuch na kuch hota hi hai!
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Arre bhai, suno! Parliamentary committee bolti hai ki private hospitals ka room rate toh 3-star hotel ke daam pe rakhna chahiye! Mumbai mein Nanavati hospital ka room ₹6,000 se ₹12,000 hai, aur hotel sirf ₹2,500 se ₹4,500! Yeh kya baat hui? Hospital ke kharch toh aise hain jaise Babita Ji ka makeup – kabhi samajh nahi aata! Samjha kya? Warna Tapu ke saath milke hum bhi dhamaal kar denge!
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Arre bhai, suno! Severe Covid-19 ne toh dormant viruses ko aise jagaa diya jaise Daya ne garba shuru kar diya ho! Ek nayi study ne dikhaya ki hospital mein bhare logon ke andar chhupke baithe viruses jaag gaye. Yeh sab kuch Nature journal mein chhapa hai, samjhe? Ab yeh viruses bhi humare saath party karne aa gaye hain, kya baat hai!
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Arre bhai, Maharashtra ke doctors ka kya scene hai! Homoeopathy wale bhaiyya ko bola gaya hai ki ek chhota sa pharmacology ka course karke allopathic medicine mein ghus jao. Doctors keh rahe hain, 'Kya yeh mixopathy hai? Hum toh bas samajh nahi pa rahe!' Bombay High Court ne bhi bola, 'Chalo bhai, strike khatam karo!' Par asli baat toh abhi bhi khuli hai, samjhe kya?
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Arre bhai, Chandipura virus ka chakkar hai! Gujarat aur Rajasthan mein NJORT team bheji hai, jaise koi cricket match mein paise laga rahe ho! Bacchon ko ye virus pakad raha hai, aur Daya ki garba energy toh dekho, kya karein! 35 cases toh aaye hain, jaldi kuch karna padega warna sabko hospital bhejna padega! Babita ji, kya karun main!
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Arre bhai, suno! Union government ne bola, NFHS-6 mein kuch indicators kyun nahi hain! Anupriya Patel bolti hain, ‘Data harmonisation’ ki wajah se sirf *key health indicators* rakhe hain, samjhe? Pehle 131 the, ab sirf 101 bache hain! Arre yaar, kya confusion hai! Daya ko batao, woh toh garba kar rahi hogi, aur main yeh soch raha hoon ki Babita Ji ko kaise impress karun!
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Dr Reddy’s Laboratories ko US FDA se tentative approval mil gaya hai for unka long-acting injectable HIV prevention drug, lenacapavir! Yeh drug saal mein do baar liya ja sakta hai aur 120 deshon mein sirf $40 mein milega. 2026 tak pehli supply aayegi, aur 2027 tak aur bhi deshon mein chalega! Deepak Sapra keh rahe hain, yeh humare liye badi garv ki baat hai! Lekin health systems ko tayaar karna padega!
Read ArticleArre bhai, suno! US ne ek naya generic HIV-prevention drug lenacapavir approve kiya hai jo low-income countries mein becha jayega. Kya baat hai, yaar! Lekin abhi toh aur details ka intezaar hai, samjho na, sab kuch itna complicated hai jaise Daya ka garba! Yeh toh badi khushi ki baat hai na, Babita Ji ke liye bhi kaam karega kya?
Read ArticleArre bhai, NPPA ne cancer ki dawaaiyon ki MRP mein 93% tak ki giraawat kar di! Lekin asli mehengaai toh abhi bhi wahi hai, jaise Keytruda aur Avastin, jo bilkul nahi badli. Duniya ko lagta hai ki humare dawaiyon ka ghoos khatam ho gaya, par asli samasya toh abhi bhi hai! Daya, kya karun main? Sab kuch samajh nahi aa raha!
Read ArticleArre bhai, Supreme Court ne toh sabko chaukanna kar diya! Ek medical distributor bhaiya bola ki uski biwi ka chemotherapy ka injection sirf Rs 11,000 ka hai, par hospital usse Rs 1.3 lakh mein bech raha hai! Court bola, yeh kya loot hai bhai? Hospital wale keh rahe hain ki unhe toh khud bhi paise chahiye, warna unka kya hoga? Sab kuch samajh nahi aa raha, yaar!
Read ArticleArre bhai, kya ho gaya! France mein pehli baar Shamonda virus ka case mila hai! WHO ne bola hai ki yeh virus toh pehle sirf jaanwaron ko tang karta tha, ab insaan bhi khud ko bachaye ya na? Bhaiyya, koi human-to-human transmission nahi hai, toh thoda shant raho! Yeh virus toh midge ke kaatne se hota hai, jaise Daya ka garba dekh ke dil dhadakne lagta hai!
Read ArticleArre bhai, suno! Centre ne 137 cancer dawaon ka trade margin 30% pe set kiya hai, samjhe? Ab yeh sab dawaein thodi sasti milengi, warna toh log hospital ke bahar line lagake khade hote. Nivolumab, Olaparib, aur Topotecan jaise dawaiyon ka naam sunke toh mujhe Babita Ji yaad aa gayi! Lekin bhai, yeh sab tab hoga jab logon ko samajh aaye ki dawaiyon ki prices kam karna zaroori hai. Waise, yeh sab 9 November se shuru hoga, samjha kya?
Read ArticleArre bhai, suno! 72% students jo mental healthcare ke liye aaye, unhe self-harm thoughts aaye hain! Amaha ki report kehti hai ki inka pressure toh aisa hai jaise Daya ne garba shuru kar diya ho. Doctor Malik bola, 'Bhai, ye sirf students ki kahani nahi, samajh lo!' Sabko support chahiye, warna hum sab ghar pe hi rahenge, samjhe na?
Read ArticleArre bhai, Health Ministry ne bola hai ki ab dawaon ke ads mein thoda tight ho jao! Ab pharmacy wale bhi bina Central Government ki permission ke nahi kar sakte ads. Samjha na, bhai! Self-medication ka chakkar band karna hai, warna Daya bhi keh rahi hogi, 'Kya yaar, sab kuch regulate ho raha hai!' License ka dhyan rakho, warna Tapu se samjha denge!
Read ArticleArre bhai, Supreme Court ne bola hai ki SMA patients ke liye ek permanent paisa ka dabba chahiye! Chief Justice Surya Kant aur unki team keh rahe hain, 'Bhai, yeh treatment toh kharcha hai, kuch toh karo!' Comedy waale log bhi samajh gaye, ab paisa ikattha karna hai, par baar-baar nahi, samjhe? Ek baar ka kaam aur sab theek! Daya toh bolti hai, 'Jethalal, kuch toh karo!'
Read ArticleArre bhai, Congo mein toh Ebola ka drama chalu hai! North Kivu mein logon ko samajh nahi aa raha, bas sab bhatak rahe hain. Health workers keh rahe hain, 'Yaar, humare paas kuch nahi hai!' Aur log toh aise behave kar rahe hain jaise koi garba dekh raha ho. Bas, milke kaam karna padega, warna kya hoga? Babita Ji bhi keh rahi hongi, 'Kya chakkar hai Jethalal!'
Read ArticleArre bhai, Neuberg aur NM Medical milke Maharashtra mein bada dhamaka kar rahe hain! Pathology, radiology aur preventive healthcare ki duniya mein ghus gaye hain. Suno, ₹500 crore ka revenue banne ki umeed hai, par abhi toh calculation chal raha hai! 50 diagnostic centres aur 300-400 collection centres ka plan hai. Arey, yeh toh sab kuch hai, par Babita Ji se zyada zaroori toh nahi hai na!
Read ArticleArre bhai, kya drama hai! Russia ki lab worker Darya ko pneumonia hua, aur ab sab log keh rahe hain plague ho gaya! 200 logon ko quarantine mein daal diya, jaise sabzi ki dukaan mein bhagda ho! Lekin sachi baat yeh hai ki plague ka koi confirmation nahi hai. Sab log keh rahe hain, 'tension mat lo, sab theek hai!' Par yeh kya hoga, samajh nahi aa raha!
Read ArticleArre bhai, suno! Ek choti si bimari, endometriosis, duniya ki 1 in 7 auraton ko pareshan kar rahi hai! Yeh diabetes se bhi zyada hai, samjhe? Lekin doctor bolte hain, agar sahi treatment mile, toh sirf 2-4% hi wapas aata hai. Lekin yeh toh sab bhool jaate hain, aur fir kaam ka kya? Promotions toh door hi rehna padega, Babita ji samajh gayi na?
Read ArticleArre bhai, kya baat hai! Aankhein sirf dekhne ke liye nahi, ab toh dil ki bimariyan bhi bata rahi hain! Optical coherence tomography se pata chalta hai ki agar aapki aankhein patli hain, toh dil mein kuch na kuch toh gadbad hai. Samjhe? Lekin abhi bhi thoda samay lagega, warna Babita Ji bhi kehengi, 'Jethalal, kya ho gaya?' Aankhein sambhal lo, warna samasya badh jayegi!
Read ArticleArre bhai, suno! Smokers ko bas kehna nahi, unko support chahiye! Experts keh rahe hain ki bina clinical help ke, sab kuch bekaar hai! Jaise Daya ki garba energy se koi nahi bhag sakta, waise hi smokers ko bhi help chahiye! Naye scientific evidence ke bina koi policy nahi chalegi, samjhe? Bas, sabko milke support karna padega, warna sab kuch chalta rahega!
Read ArticleArre bhai, kya drama hai! CDSCO ne DGHS se pucha hai, "Mercury antiseptics ka kya hoga?" Merbromin ko toh chhote bottles mein bechne diya hai, par mercury ka kya? Duniya bhar mein ban karne ka plan hai! Daya ki garba aur Tapu ki masti ke beech, yeh samasya samajhna mushkil hai. Patient safety pe dhyan dena hai, par bhai, yeh sab samajh nahi aa raha!
Read ArticleArre bhai, NIT aur IISER ke researchers ne oral cancer ka ek naya cotarnine ilaaj banaya hai! Yeh koi chhoti baat nahi hai, samjhe? Patent mil gaya hai, ab preclinical research ki baari hai. Professor Mallick keh rahe hain, 'Bhai, yeh compound toh tongue cancer cells ko bhi maar raha hai!' Lekin abhi toh sirf research stage hai, samjho, aur Daya ke garbe se zyada zaroori toh nahi hai!
Read ArticleArre bhai, suno! CDSCO, hamara drug regulator, soch raha hai ki non-compliant pharma units ki purani machines ka kya karein! Rajasthan ki drug control walon ne bola ki inki disposal sahi se nahi ho rahi, aur spurious drugs ka khauf hai! Meeting mein yeh baat hui, aur committee ne kaha ki sirf disposal nahi, poore supply chain ka dhyan rakhna padega. Kya zamana aa gaya hai, Daya! Aise chalu machines se toh Tapu bhi kuch nahi kar sakta!
Read ArticleArre bhai, Supreme Court ne bola hai ki dawaiyon ka daam toh aise hai jaise Babita Ji ki chudiyaan! Justice Mehta ne kaha, 'Kya yeh dawai ka MRP ₹27,000 hai, jab retailer ko sirf ₹2,700 diya gaya?' Hospital ki dawaiyan bhi aise daam par milti hain ki ghar ka budget toh khatam! Sabko samajhna chahiye, yeh dawaiyan toh zindagi ki hai, thoda samjho na!
Read ArticleArre bhai, Medanta ne Ghaziabad mein 10,560 square meter ka zameen kharida hai, samjha kya? Lagbhag ₹166 crore mein! Aur yeh kya, 350-bed hospital banane ka plan hai! Bas ab Board ki approval ka intezaar hai, aur Daya ko bhi hospital ke garba ka plan banana padega! Ghaziabad toh bhai healthcare ka goldmine hai, samjha? Pankaj bhai bol rahe hain ki demand toh badh rahi hai, jaise Babita Ji ki smile ka effect! Ab dekhte hain kya hota hai, bhai!
Read ArticleArre bhai, kya scene hai! 35 se pehle hi dil ki dikkat ka chakkar! Ek report kehti hai ki 58.5% young logon ke health check mein kuch na kuch toh dikkat hai. Lekin samjho, sabko heart disease nahi hai, bas blood pressure aur glucose ka chakkar hai. Blood sugar toh badh gaya hai, bhai! Samjha kya? Sab theek hai, par health check toh zaroori hai, warna kya hoga?
Read ArticleArre bhai, Dr. Sirohi keh rahi hai ki India ko paanch saal ka plan chahiye taaki cancer ka ilaaj sabke liye sasta ho jaye! Kya baat hai! Precision oncology se toh cancer ka treatment badal sakta hai, par bhai, paise ki toh baat hi alag hai! Aise expensive tests aur dawaiyan aam aadmi ke liye sapne hain! Chalo, Daya ko bolta hoon, milkar kuch karte hain!
Read ArticleArre bhai, suno! Government ne nicotine pouches ko illegal kar diya hai! Yeh chhote packets jo log zubaan ke neeche rakhte hain, ab khatarnaak hain, samjhe? Health ministry keh rahi hai ki yeh bachchon ke liye badi musibat hai! Daya bhi keh rahi hai, 'Jethalal, ab kya hoga?' Bas, sambhal ke raho, warna ghar ka kharcha badh jayega!
Read ArticleArre bhai, suno! Researchers soch rahe hain ki hair follicles ke aas-paas immune system ko thoda tweak karke kya hum baalon ki kami ka ilaj kar sakte hain. Isko bola ja raha hai ‘hair vaccine’, par bhai, kal tak nahi aane wala hai! Hair growth mein immune system ka bada role hai, par vaccine nahi hai. Samjhe? Personalized treatment chahiye, jaise Daya ki garba, samjha kya?
Read ArticleArre bhai, kya drama hai! India ne socha hai ki school ke 50 metre ke andar junk food ka bechna band karna hai! Bacche toh sirf chips aur samosas khate hain, ab kya hoga? Rajit bhaiyya keh rahe hain ki yeh sab safe food ke liye hai, par shopkeepers toh keh rahe hain ki unka kya hoga? Yeh toh ek naya tamasha hai, samjho! Daya ka kya hoga, bhai?
Read ArticleArre bhai, suno! India ki health secretary, Punya Bhabhi, keh rahi hai ki hum Hepatitis ko 2030 tak khatam karne ka plan bana rahe hain! Event ka naam tha 'Hepatitis ko bhaga do', samjhe? Lekin dard ki goliyaan aur antibiotics ka bhi dhyan rakhna hai, warna kidney ka kya hoga! Babita Ji ko toh yeh samjha do, warna woh toh garba karte rahegi!
Read ArticleArre bhai, suno! CDSCO ne bola hai ki painkillers aur antibiotics ka bekar istemal band karo, warna kidney ka kya hoga? Daya ki tarah dance karne se pehle sochna chahiye! DCGI Rajeev bhai ne kaha, bina doctor ki salah ke yeh dawai lena mat! Samjhe? 138 million logon ki kidney kharab hai, kya baat hai! Toh bhai, samjho aur samjhao, warna samasya badh jayegi!
Read ArticleArre bhai, Vytalyou ne toh health ka dhanda badha diya! ₹8-10 crore ka funding mil gaya, samjha? Powai se Juhu aur Worli tak centres kholne ka plan hai. Doctor logon ki toh baatein suno, blood tests se lekar oxygen therapy tak sab kuch hai. Ab Daya ko kya samjhau, healthspan badhaana hai ya garba karna hai? Kya confusion hai yaar!
Read ArticleArre bhai, Mounjaro toh aisa chhaya hai jaise Daya ka garba! Eli Lilly ka yeh dawa ab India ka top GLP-1 hai, ₹1,256 crore ka sale hua hai! 502% ka growth, samjho bhai, sab injectables ki taraf bhaag rahe hain! Lekin bhai, unit sales thoda decline ho gaye, lagta hai log zyada dose le rahe hain. Generics bhi aayi hain, par asli brand ki demand toh abhi bhi hai. Market toh badal rahi hai, samjha kya?
Read ArticleArre bhai, antibiotic ka sale toh kam ho raha hai! 2023 se 2026 tak har mahine thoda thoda kam ho raha hai, par kya yeh sahi hai? Doctor log keh rahe hain ki sirf sale kam hona ka matlab nahi ki sab sahi se use kar rahe hain. Babita Ji ko samjhane mein dikkat ho jayegi, samjha kya? Antibiotics ka bekar istemaal band karo, warna phir kya hoga!
Read ArticleArre bhai, period pain ko normal samajh ke mat chhodo! Yeh endometriosis ho sakta hai! Jab dard aisa ho jaaye ki Daya ka garba bhi bhool jao, toh samjho kuch toh gadbad hai. Doctor ke paas jaana zaroori hai, warna dard ki tarah life bhi khatam! Babita Ji ki tarah dard ko ignore mat karo, samjhe na?
Read ArticleArre bhai, Brics logon ne toh health ka badi planning ki hai! Delhi mein sab milke bola, ‘Bimariyon ka surveillance aur medical products ka regulation karna hai!’ Yeh sab kuch New Delhi Declaration mein likha hai, samjhe? Mental health ka bhi dhyan rakhna hai, warna Daya aur Tapu ki yaadon mein hum hi bhool jayenge! Kya baat hai, bhai! Health ka naya chakkar shuru ho gaya hai!
Read ArticleArre bhai, suno! India ne 8 million se zyada HPV vaccine doses de diye hain, aur yeh toh sirf shuruaat hai! February 28 ko yeh vaccination drive shuru hui, aur Gujarat se leke Mizoram tak sab log 100% coverage kar rahe hain! Yeh vaccine free hai, par samajh nahi aa raha, Babita Ji ko dekhte rehna hai! Sabko mil raha hai, aur main toh sirf samasyaon mein ghus gaya hoon!
Read ArticleArre bhai, suno! India ki protein ka jadoo 2025 se 2070 tak triple hone wala hai, 9.5 kg se 30 kg tak! Lekin emissions toh 7 guna zyada ho jayenge! Population badh rahi hai, income bhi, par hum protein-insecure hain! Babita Ji, kya karein? Dairy, poultry aur pulses par dhyan dena padega, warna kya hoga bhai?!
Read ArticleArre bhai, Dilli mein H1N1 ka bhayanak chakkar hai! 1,777 logon ko swine flu ho gaya hai, samjho sabki hawa tight! Dilli sarkar keh rahi hai, mask pehno, nahi toh Daya ki tarah chhup jaoge! Dr. Chowdry keh rahe hain, crowded jagah pe mask pehno, warna sabko chakkar aayega. Aur haan, ghar mein jab koi bimar ho, tab toh mask zaroori hai, warna Babita Ji bhi tumse door ho jayengi!
Read ArticleArre bhai, monsoon ka season hai aur fever ka chakkar hai! Doctors keh rahe hain, antibiotics lene se pehle sochna zaroori hai, warna kya pata, kya ho jaye! Fever ka matlab ye nahi ki bacteria aa gaye, samjha kya? Viral infection bhi hai, dengue, malaria, aur kya kya! Pehle doctor se milo, bina prescription ke kuch bhi mat lo, nahi toh kal ko kehna padega, 'Baba, kya karun!'
Read ArticleArre bhai, har saal flu shot lena zaroori hai! Yeh vaccine sirf seasonal flu se nahi, H1N1 se bhi bachata hai. Delhi mein toh 1,777 cases ho gaye hain, samjha? Vaccine lagne ke baad do hafte tak immunity banti hai. Lekin bhai, asli naubat aayi toh hospital ka chakkar lagana padega! Samjha na? Jaldi se vaccine lagwa lo, warna Daya ka garba nahi kar paoge!
Read ArticleArre bhai, Rajnath Singh bhaiya keh rahe hain ki preventive healthcare ka zamana aa gaya hai! Samjho, diabetes aur heart disease sab badh rahe hain, aur hospital ka chakkar lagana toh sabse bada drama hai! Pehle se check-up karo, nahi toh kharcha badh jayega. Technology se sab kuch badal raha hai, lekin patient ki privacy ka dhyan rakhna hai, warna Babita Ji ka garba toh nahi rukne wala!
Read ArticleArre bhai, suno! China ke researchers ne ek smart probiotic banaya hai jo blood sugar dekhte hi kaam karne lagta hai! Bas ek dahi ka dabba kha lo aur diabetes ko bhool jao! Ye Gift bacteria, jab blood sugar badhta hai, tab hormone release karta hai. Daya ki garba se zyada exciting hai yeh! Do saal mein America mein health supplement ban jayega, wah bhai wah!
Read ArticleArre bhai, Moderna aur Merck ne toh kamaal kar diya! Unka naya cancer vaccine, jo bilkul personalized hai, melanoma ko bhaga raha hai jaise Daya bhabhi ka garba! 1,137 patients ke saath trial hua, aur yeh vaccine Keytruda ke saath milke cancer cells ko dhund raha hai. Ab toh bas yeh dekhna hai ki yeh treatment logon ki jaan bachata hai ya nahi, samjhe? Babita ji, kitna bada kaam ho gaya hai!
Read ArticleArre bhai, suno! Harvard ke scientists ne bola hai ki pilots aur flight attendants ko radiation se cancer hone ka khatara hai, samjhe? 503 jobs mein inka naam sabse upar hai! Flight attendants pehle number par hain, aur pilots dusre. Yeh log toh bas hawa mein udte rehte hain, par unki health ka kya? Cosmic radiation se inki zindagi khatarnak ho gayi hai, samjha kya? Ab toh Daya bhi keh rahi hai, 'Kya yeh sach hai?'
Read ArticleArre bhai, suno! Queensland mein kuch parents soch rahe hain, 'Mera bachcha toh iron ki kami se nahi mar jaayega na!' Iron toh zaroori hai, samjha? Agar iron nahi milega, toh bachche thake thake, pale aur irritate ho jaate hain. Thoda iron-rich khana do, jaise chicken, eggs, aur beans. Aur milk ka bhi dhyan rakho, zyada mat pilao! Samjhe na?
Read ArticleArre bhai, jab India ko azaadi mili, tab log sirf 40 saal tak jeete the! Ab toh 80 saal ho gaye, aur log 70 tak jee rahe hain! Lekin samajh nahi aata, ab humara budhaapa kaise sambhalenge? Heart disease aur diabetes ka kya hoga? Kya humare liye geriatric care ka naya dukan kholna padega? Babita ji bhi toh budhi ho jayegi!
Read ArticleArre bhai, West Bengal ke health minister Mukherjee bol rahe hain ki 16 August se Ayushman Bharat scheme shuru ho rahi hai! Lagbhag 1.5 crore families ko health insurance milega, samjha? Sabko bina paise ke treatment milega, bas Aadhaar dikhana hai. Aur agar koi eligible nahi hua, toh Mukhyamantri Swasthya Yojana bhi hai! Kya baat hai, bhai log! Sabko hospital mein treatment milega, koi nahi bachega!
Read ArticleArre bhai, Delhi mein H1N1 ka bhayanak bada chalu hai! Monsoon aate hi, logon ki khar khar, khansi, aur bukhar badh gaya hai. Pehle sirf 229 cases the, ab toh 1,349 ho gaye! Hospitals bhi tayaar hain, lekin samajh nahi aata yeh virus itna kyun badh raha hai. Daya, kya karun? Babita Ji ko toh kehna padega mask pehne ke liye, warna unka garba bhi khatam! Hamesha kuch na kuch hota hi hai!
Read ArticleArre bhai, suno! Parliamentary committee bolti hai ki private hospitals ka room rate toh 3-star hotel ke daam pe rakhna chahiye! Mumbai mein Nanavati hospital ka room ₹6,000 se ₹12,000 hai, aur hotel sirf ₹2,500 se ₹4,500! Yeh kya baat hui? Hospital ke kharch toh aise hain jaise Babita Ji ka makeup – kabhi samajh nahi aata! Samjha kya? Warna Tapu ke saath milke hum bhi dhamaal kar denge!
Read ArticleArre bhai, suno! Severe Covid-19 ne toh dormant viruses ko aise jagaa diya jaise Daya ne garba shuru kar diya ho! Ek nayi study ne dikhaya ki hospital mein bhare logon ke andar chhupke baithe viruses jaag gaye. Yeh sab kuch Nature journal mein chhapa hai, samjhe? Ab yeh viruses bhi humare saath party karne aa gaye hain, kya baat hai!
Read ArticleArre bhai, Maharashtra ke doctors ka kya scene hai! Homoeopathy wale bhaiyya ko bola gaya hai ki ek chhota sa pharmacology ka course karke allopathic medicine mein ghus jao. Doctors keh rahe hain, 'Kya yeh mixopathy hai? Hum toh bas samajh nahi pa rahe!' Bombay High Court ne bhi bola, 'Chalo bhai, strike khatam karo!' Par asli baat toh abhi bhi khuli hai, samjhe kya?
Read ArticleArre bhai, Chandipura virus ka chakkar hai! Gujarat aur Rajasthan mein NJORT team bheji hai, jaise koi cricket match mein paise laga rahe ho! Bacchon ko ye virus pakad raha hai, aur Daya ki garba energy toh dekho, kya karein! 35 cases toh aaye hain, jaldi kuch karna padega warna sabko hospital bhejna padega! Babita ji, kya karun main!
Read ArticleArre bhai, suno! Union government ne bola, NFHS-6 mein kuch indicators kyun nahi hain! Anupriya Patel bolti hain, ‘Data harmonisation’ ki wajah se sirf key health indicators rakhe hain, samjhe? Pehle 131 the, ab sirf 101 bache hain! Arre yaar, kya confusion hai! Daya ko batao, woh toh garba kar rahi hogi, aur main yeh soch raha hoon ki Babita Ji ko kaise impress karun!
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