Imported Dawaon Ki Shelf Life Ab 12 Mahine, Samjha Na?

Arre bhai, suno! Union Health Ministry ne bola hai ki imported dawaon ki shelf life ab 12 mahine honi chahiye! Samjha kya? Matlab, ab jo bhi dawa aayegi, uska expiry date se pehle kaafi time hoga! Lekin biological products ka alag rule hai, kyunki unka kya hai, samjha nahi. Bas, ab sabko time milega dawaiyan use karne ka, samjha na?

Quick rundown

1.India proposes new rules for imported drug shelf life.

2.Minimum 12-month shelf life required for imported drugs.

3.Biological products retain existing shelf life rules.

4.Proposal aims to reduce medicine wastage and costs.

5.Public consultation open for draft notification.

Centre Ka FDC Dawaon Par Bada Ban, Daya Ki Tarah Samjho!
Centre Ka FDC Dawaon Par Bada Ban, Daya Ki Tarah Samjho!
Arre bhai, suno! Centre ne 16 FDC dawaon ki manufacturing aur sale ban kar di hai! Kyunki unka koi therapeutic justification nahi hai, samjhe? Yeh sab dawaein toh sirf risk badhane ka kaam karti thi! Ab sabko sirf scientifically validated dawaein milengi, nahi toh Daya ka garba dekhte dekhte sabko safety ka khayal rakhna padega! Bas, samajh lo warna Tapu ki masti se koi nahi bach sakta!
08:35 am on Saturday, 20 June, 2026
Syrup Bechne Pe Lag Gayi Roko, Doctor Ki Prescription Chahiye!
Syrup Bechne Pe Lag Gayi Roko, Doctor Ki Prescription Chahiye!
Arre bhai, kya haal hai? Government ne syrup ki dukaan pe laga diya hai chakkar! Ab cough syrup lene ke liye doctor ki prescription chahiye, samjha? Pichle kuch saalon se cough syrups ki safety pe dikkat aa rahi thi, toh ab bachon ko syrup dena bhi mushkil ho gaya hai. Babita ji, kya karen ab? Yeh toh naya twist hai mere dosto!
05:40 am on Tuesday, 16 June, 2026
Government Ne 16 Fixed Drug Combinations Ban Kiya Hai
Government Ne 16 Fixed Drug Combinations Ban Kiya Hai
Arre bhai, suno! Government ne 16 fixed drug combinations ban kar diye! Kya yeh samajh mein aata hai? Daya ko pata chalega toh woh toh garba shuru kar degi! Expert committee ne kaha, yeh health ke liye khatarnaak hain. Safer alternatives hai, par hum toh bas samajh nahi pa rahe hain! Kya karun, Babita Ji? Mera dimaag toh khichdi ho gaya hai!
10:10 am on Saturday, 20 June, 2026
Centre Says IVF Clinics Need a Checkup Every Few Years
Centre Says IVF Clinics Need a Checkup Every Few Years
Alright, folks! The Centre's got a new plan to keep those surrogacy and IVF clinics in check! Every few years, they gotta renew their registration—like checking if your favorite pizza joint is still serving the good stuff! If they slip up, they get a do-over! It’s all about making sure baby-making magic stays safe and sound for everyone. How awesome is that?
03:25 pm on Tuesday, 23 June, 2026

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