Kerala ke murgiyon mein avian flu ka hungama, Daya ka kya hoga?

Arre bhai, kya chakkar hai! Kerala ke Alappuzha aur Kottayam mein avian flu ka hangama ho gaya hai! Animal Husbandry wale keh rahe hain ki kuch din pehle hi murgiyon ka test positive aaya hai. Ab toh sab kuch Babita Ji ki tarah ho gaya, samajh nahi aa raha kya karun! Koi restrictions nahi hain abhi, par agar serious hua toh culling ho sakta hai! Daya ka kya hoga, bhai?

Quick rundown

1.Avian flu confirmed in Kerala's Alappuzha and Kottayam.

2.No restrictions on poultry consumption yet in Kerala.

3.Poultry farmers may face sales impact during festive season.

4.Avian flu likely spread by migratory birds in Kerala.

5.Expert teams are actively managing the outbreak in Kerala.

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