Panel Says Private Hospital Room Rates Should Match Hotels

Arre bhai, suno! Parliamentary committee bolti hai ki private hospitals ka room rate toh 3-star hotel ke daam pe rakhna chahiye! Mumbai mein Nanavati hospital ka room ₹6,000 se ₹12,000 hai, aur hotel sirf ₹2,500 se ₹4,500! Yeh kya baat hui? Hospital ke kharch toh aise hain jaise Babita Ji ka makeup – kabhi samajh nahi aata! Samjha kya? Warna Tapu ke saath milke hum bhi dhamaal kar denge!