India's Hilarious Mission to Kick Hepatitis Out by 2030

Arre bhai, Union Health Secretary Punya Salila Srivastava ne toh kamaal kar diya! India ab Hepatitis ko khatam karne ki planning kar raha hai 2030 tak. Prevention, screening, diagnosis — sab kuch ho raha hai, jaise humare cricket team ki strategy! Aur haan, painkillers aur antibiotics ka bhi dhyaan rakho, warna kidney ki kahani mein twist aa jayega. Samjhe na bhai?