Toh sochiye zara, 72% students jo mental healthcare ki taraf ja rahe hain, unko self-harm ke thoughts aa rahe hain! Amaha ki report kehti hai ki students ko toh academic pressure aur career uncertainty kaafi tang kar raha hai. Aur 53% logon ne toh ek saal se zyada tak mental health issues ko chhupaya! Lagta hai, therapy se pehle sabko ek chai ki zarurat hai! Aisa lag raha tha jaise sabko ek break ki zarurat hai!
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Arre bhai, Health Ministry ne prescription drugs ki ads ko pakad liya hai! Ab pharmacies aur wholesalers ko bhi Central Government se approval lena padega. Matlab, bina doctor ka prescription, koi bhi medicine nahi milegi! Lagta hai, ab sabko dikhana padega ki doctor ne bola hai, warna bhool jao! Kya baat hai, bhai!
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Arre bhai, Congo mein Ebola ka scene kuch aisa hai jaise chai ke bina samose! Health workers keh rahe hain ki naye hotspots ban rahe hain aur logon ko support nahi mil raha. North Kivu province epicentre ban gaya hai, aur log ab bhi keh rahe hain, 'Ebola? Kya hota hai bhai?' Treatment centers mein sab kuch khud ko treat karne ka chakkar hai! Toh sochiye zara, local leaders ko bhi bulana padega!
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Arre bhai, Neuberg aur NM Medical milke Maharashtra mein healthcare ka scene badalne wale hain! Ek saath aake, pathology, radiology aur preventive healthcare ko ek hi chhat ke neeche la rahe hain. Lagbhag 50 diagnostic centres aur 300-400 collection centres kholne ki soch rahe hain. Yeh dono milke ₹500 crore ka revenue kamaane ka plan bana rahe hain, jaise koi blockbuster film ki script likh rahe ho! Toh sochiye zara, Maharashtra ki healthcare ka kya dhamaka hoga!
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Arre bhai, Russia mein toh maze hi maze hain! Ek laboratory worker, Darya, pneumonia se ladte-ladte chali gayi. Usne bola tha ki test tube tod diya tha, ab 200 log quarantine mein hain! Koi plague nahi hai, par sabko hospital bhej diya hai. Lagta hai, sabko precaution lene ka shauk hai, par koi symptoms nahi hai! Toh sochiye zara, kya scene hai bhai!
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Arre bhai, smokers ko sirf keh dena ki quit karo, yeh kaafi nahi hai! Experts keh rahe hain ki clinical support chahiye, warna smoking chhodna mushkil hai. 9th Summit pe sab log milke discuss kar rahe the, jaise koi Bollywood ka script likh rahe ho! Doctor Wali keh rahe the, ‘Bhai, kehna aur karwana alag hota hai!’ Toh bhai, sabko support chahiye, warna chhodne ka plan flop ho jayega!
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Toh sochiye zara, aankhein sirf dekhne ke liye nahi hain! Yeh toh health ka bhi khazana hain! Optical coherence tomography yaani OCT se hum dekh sakte hain retina ke andar ka kya haal hai. Agar aapki aankhein thodi patli hain, toh ho sakta hai aapka dil bhi kuch keh raha ho! Aankhein keh rahi hain, "Bhai, dil ka kya scene hai?"
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Toh sochiye zara, ek taraf diabetes hai aur doosri taraf endometriosis, jo ek aisi bimari hai jo tohfa ban ke aati hai! Ek baar mein ek out of seven women ko chhuti milti hai isse. Lekin kuch log toh isse gynaecologist ke chakkar mein ghoomte rehte hain, jaise koi cricket match ho raha ho! Endometriosis ko serious lena padega, warna career ka kya hoga, bhai?
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Toh sochiye zara, Bharat ka drug regulator, CDSCO, ab machinery disposal ka review karne wala hai! Rajasthan ke drug control department ne kaha ki band pharma units ki machinery ka kya hoga, kahin spurious drugs toh nahi ban rahe? Meeting mein bola gaya ki sirf disposal nahi, supply chain ka dhyan bhi rakhna padega. Matlab, ab toh machinery ka bhi tracking hoga, bhai!
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Arre bhai, CDSCO ne DGHS se poocha hai ki kya mercury wale antiseptics ko chhodne ka waqt aa gaya hai! Pichle mahine hui meeting mein, unhone Mercurochrome ka chakkar kiya, jo ki 100 ml ke bottles mein milta hai. Par bhai, kya hai na, mercury wale products ko band karne ka plan hai! Toh ab DGHS ki rai ka intezaar hai, kyunki patient safety toh sabse pehle hai!
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Bhaiyon aur behno, suno! NIT aur IISER ke researchers ne ek naya cotarnine formula banaya hai oral cancer ke liye. Yeh formula ab preclinical investigation ke liye tayaar hai, matlab animal studies honge! Yeh innovation hai jaise ek Bollywood film ka twist, jahan serious scenes ke beech mein hope ka ek chhota sa moment hai. Toh sochiye zara, shayad ek din yeh patients ke liye bhi kaam aaye!
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Bhai, Supreme Court ne dawaiyon ki daam ki chakkar ko lekar chinta vyakt ki hai! Cancer ki dawai ka MRP 27,000 hai, jabki retailer ko milta hai sirf 2,700. Justice Mehta ne bola, 'Yeh toh kisi masaledar film se kam nahi!' Ab yeh 16% cap ka kya hoga, samajh nahi aa raha! Hospital pharmacies se dawai kharidna toh ek alag hi drama hai!
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Bhai log, Medanta ne Ghaziabad mein 10,560-square-metre zameen kharidi hai, wo bhi ₹166 crore mein! Ab yahan 350-bed hospital banne wala hai. Ghaziabad ki healthcare demand badh rahi hai, toh Medanta ne socha, chalo yahan bhi apni dukaan kholte hain. Pankaj Sahni bhai keh rahe hain ki yeh long-term healthcare opportunity hai. Aisa lag raha tha jaise kisi ne naya business shuru kar diya ho, waah bhai waah!
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Bhai log, suno! Ek report keh rahi hai ki 35 se pehle hi dil ki dikkat ka chakkar shuru ho gaya hai! 58.5% young workers ke paas kuch na kuch cardiovascular risk marker hai. Matlab, health check-ups zaroori hain, warna heart ke blockbuster se bacha nahi ja sakta! Toh sochiye zara, kya scene hai bhai! Aisa lag raha tha jaise sabko dil ki movie ka trailer dekhne ko mil gaya ho!
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Arre bhai, Dr. Sirohi keh rahi hain ki India ko chaar saal ka plan chahiye taaki cancer treatment sabke liye affordable ho jaye! Precision oncology se toh cancer ka treatment badal jayega, par kharch bhi toh dekhna padega! Toh sochiye zara, kya hoga jab sabko yeh treatment milega? Cancer ka treatment koi IPL match nahi hai, jisme sirf wealthy log hi khelte hain! Toh milke kuch plan banate hain!
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Bhaiyon aur behno, suniye! Government ne nicotine pouches par chhakka maar diya hai! Yeh pouches toh aise hai jaise cricket mein no-ball ho gaya ho. Health ministry keh rahi hai ki yeh health ke liye badi khatara hai, illegal bhi hai! Toh sabko samajh lena chahiye, nicotine pouches ko chhod do, warna health ki innings khatam ho jayegi! Aisa lag raha tha jaise sabko warning mil gayi ho!
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Toh sochiye zara, researchers ab dhoondh rahe hain ek "hair vaccine" jo aapke baalon ko phir se zinda kar sake! Lekin bhai, yeh koi kal hone wala nahi hai. Abhi tak koi asli vaccine nahi hai jo aapko baldness se bacha sake. Hair follicles ki immunity ka khel hai, toh thoda patience rakhein, kyunki baalon ki kahani abhi shuru hui hai!
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Bhaiyon aur behno, suno! Ab India ne decide kiya hai ki school ke 50 meter ke andar junk food ka business band karne wale hain! Bacche ab samose aur chips nahi khayenge, sirf healthy khana khana padega! Toh Uncle Chipps aur Pepsi ka kya hoga? Shopkeepers toh ab chinta mein hain! Kya yeh naya law unke liye game changer ban jayega? Chalo, dekhte hain kya hota hai!
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Arre bhai, Union Health Secretary Punya Salila Srivastava ne toh kamaal kar diya! India ab Hepatitis ko khatam karne ki planning kar raha hai 2030 tak. Prevention, screening, diagnosis — sab kuch ho raha hai, jaise humare cricket team ki strategy! Aur haan, painkillers aur antibiotics ka bhi dhyaan rakho, warna kidney ki kahani mein twist aa jayega. Samjhe na bhai?
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Arre bhai, CDSCO ne sabko warning di hai ki painkillers aur antibiotics ka chakkar band karo! Kyunki kidney ka kya hoga? Doctor ki bina advice leke ye dawaiyan mat lo, warna kidney keh degi, 'Bhai, mujhe mat chhedo!' Toh sochiye zara, thoda sambhal ke dawai lo, warna kidney ki health ka kya hoga!
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Arre bhai, Vytalyou ne toh kamaal kar diya! Mumbai ki is healthcare startup ne 8-10 crore ka funding udaya hai, jaise koi chaat wala paise udate hai! Yeh log 2027 tak Mumbai ke alawa aur shehron mein bhi apna health ka jadoo chalane wale hain. Powai mein toh unka center hai, ab Juhu aur Worli mein bhi khulne wale hain. Dr. Chirantan aur Dr. Preetesh ki team hai, jo health ko samjhaane mein expert hain.
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Arre bhai, Mounjaro toh chhaya hua hai! Eli Lilly ka yeh diabetes aur weight-loss ka jadoo, India mein sabse zyada bikne wala GLP-1 medicine ban gaya hai. August tak iski sales ₹1,256 crore tak pahunch gayi hai, growth toh 502% hai! Lagta hai logon ne injectables ko oral se zyada pasand karna shuru kar diya hai, jaise cricket mein sabko fast track chahiye!
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Arre bhai, antibiotic ki sales to gir rahi hain, jaise koi chaat ka stall khula ho par log samosa khane chale gaye! 2023 se 2026 tak, sales 2.36 billion se gir ke 2.27 billion tak aa gayi. Lekin, kya sahi antibiotic use ho raha hai? Doctors ab poochte hain, 'Antibiotic ki zaroorat hai ya nahi?' Toh sochiye zara, samajhdari se kaam lete hain!
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Toh sochiye zara, period pain ko sab log normal samajhte hain, jaise chai bina biscuit ke! Lekin agar dard itna ho ki aapko lagta hai ki aap kisi aur planet pe hain, toh bhai, yeh endometriosis ho sakta hai! Doctors keh rahe hain ki genetics bhi isme role play karte hain. Toh dard ko ignore mat kariye, kyunki aapka health, aapki priority hai!
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Toh sochiye zara, Brics nations ne health ko lekar serious hone ka plan banaya hai! New Delhi mein summit ke dauran, unhone infectious diseases ki surveillance aur medical products regulation par zabardast plans banaye hain. Matlab, local medicines ki production badhane ka plan hai! TB aur mental health par bhi focus hai, health ka scene toh set hai jaise sab log health ki Olympics mein medal jeetne aaye hain!
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Aree bhai, India ne 8 million se zyada HPV vaccine ki doses de di hain! Yeh vaccination drive toh aisa lag raha hai jaise koi blockbuster movie hai, cervical cancer se bachne ke liye. Gujarat, UP aur Madhya Pradesh ne toh 100% coverage kar diya, wah bhai wah! Sabko free mein vaccine mil raha hai, aur yeh sab government health facilities par ho raha hai. Toh sochiye zara, health ka bhi kya level hai na!
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Arre bhai, socho zara! India ka protein consumption 2025 mein 9.5 kg se badhkar 2070 tak 30 kg hone wala hai! Lekin, emissions bhi chaar guna badhne wale hain. Matlab, protein ki chudiyan toh chadh gayi hain, lekin pollution ka kya? Sab kuch population badhne aur urbanization se ho raha hai. Aur hum toh 90% processed plant-proteins import karte hain! Kya scene hai bhai!
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Toh bhai log, monsoon aaya hai aur fever bhi! Doctors keh rahe hain, fever ka matlab yeh nahi ki aapko antibiotics ka chakkar lagana hai. Viral infections bhi ho sakte hain jaise dengue ya typhoid. Toh doctor se milo, khud se diagnosis mat karo! Antibiotics ka istemal sirf zaroorat par karna chahiye, warna health ki chutti ho jayegi! Samjhe na bhai log, doctor ki baat suno!
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Arre bhai, flu shot lene ka time aa gaya hai! Har saal yeh vaccine milta hai, jaise Diwali pe mithai. H1N1, jo swine flu ka superstar hai, ab Delhi mein dikh raha hai, 1777 cases report hue hain! Toh bhai, vaccination ka time hai, warna flu se toh bachna padega, samjhe?
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Arre bhai, Delhi mein H1N1 ka chakkar chalu hai! 1,777 cases ho gaye hain, jaise koi blockbuster movie ho rahi ho. Health department ne bola hai, 'Mask pehno, bheed se bach ke raho, aur doctor se milne mein der mat karo!' Fever, khansi, sore throat? Doctor ko dikhao, warna ghar pe dawai khana khud se mat shuru karo, samjhe! Hospitals mein sab kuch ready hai, beds bhi hain, doctors bhi hain, bas aapka dhyan rakho aur khud ko safe rakho!
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Arre bhai, Rajnath Singh keh rahe hain ki preventive healthcare hai future ka superstar! Aaj kal toh diabetes aur heart disease ka scene aisa hai jaise koi blockbuster film chal rahi ho! Toh bhai, jaldi se check-up karwa lo, warna hospital ka burden badh jayega! Aur technology bhi aayi hai, par patient ki trust ko sambhalna sabse zaroori hai! Samjhe? Healthy society se hi strong nation banegi!
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Toh sochiye zara, ab diabetes ka ilaj yogurt se ho sakta hai! China ke researchers ne ek *'smart'* probiotic banaya hai jo blood sugar dekh kar khud hi hormone release kar deta hai. Ye *'Gift'* naam ka probiotic, Ozempic ki tarah kaam karta hai, bas capsule ya yogurt mein! Yeh health supplement do saal mein US mein milne wala hai. Kya baat hai!
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Arre bhai, Moderna aur Merck ne toh kamaal kar diya! Unka naya mRNA cancer vaccine, jo melanoma ko bhagaane ke liye hai, 1,137 patients ke saath trial mein chha gaya! Yeh vaccine cancer cells ko keh raha hai, ‘Tera time khatam!’ Aur Keytruda ke saath milke toh immune system ko ek naya josh de raha hai! Ab dekhna hai yeh treatment aur kitne logon ki jaan bachata hai!
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Toh sochiye zara, pilots aur flight attendants ki zindagi kya hai! Harvard ki study ne bataya hai ki inki cancer se maut ka risk zyada hai, kyunki yeh log aasmaan mein udte udte cosmic radiation se bhare hain. Flight attendants toh sabse pehle hain, lagta hai unhe sunscreen aur helmet ki zarurat hai! Aakhir, zindagi mein thoda fun toh banta hai, warna udne ka kya maza?
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Bhaiyo aur behno, kya aapne suna? India ne 80 saal mein zindagi ka game badal diya! Pehle 40 saal jeena mushkil tha, ab 70 tak pahunche hain! Lekin ab samajh lo, zindagi lambi ho gayi hai, toh dawaiyon ka kharcha bhi badh gaya hai! Toh bhai, zindagi ka maza lo, lekin health ka khayal rakhna na bhoolna!
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Arre bhai, suno! Parliamentary Committee ne bola hai ki private hospital ke room rates ko teen-star hotel ke daam se jod do! Matlab, agar hospital mein room ₹6,000 hai, toh hotel mein bhi wahi hona chahiye. Toh sochiye zara, hospital jaane se pehle hotel ki booking karni padegi! Doctor ki fees, khana aur laundry bhi daal lo, par room ka basic rate wahi rehna chahiye. Aisa lag raha tha jaise hospital ko hotel bana diya ho!
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Toh sochiye zara, Chandipura virus ne Gujarat aur Rajasthan ko thoda serious bana diya hai! Government ne ek *National Joint Outbreak Response Team* bheji hai, jaise koi cricket team final mein aati hai! Gujarat mein 35 cases aur Rajasthan mein 3 cases confirm hue hain. Yeh team preventive measures lekar aayi hai, jaise Dadi ki nuskhe! Toh bhaiyon aur behnon, insect repellent toh lagana mat bhooliye!
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Bhai log, Union government ne bataya ki NFHS-6 ke fact sheets mein kuch indicators kyun nahi hain! Pichle survey mein 131 indicators the, ab bas 101 reh gaye! Minister Anupriya Patel ne bola, "Data harmonisation" ki wajah se kuch indicators ko chhod diya gaya. Matlab, health indicators ko chuniye, kyunki health toh sabse zaroori hai! Aisa lag raha tha jaise kisi ne cricket match mein sirf 11 players ko bulaya ho!
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Arre bhai, US mein cyclospora ka chakkar kuch zyada hi serious ho gaya hai! Michigan ne pehli baar do logon ki jaan chudi hai is parasitic infection se. Is baar toh aisa lag raha tha jaise sabziyon ka khauf chha gaya ho! 18,000 se zyada log bimar ho gaye hain, aur Taco Bell ka iceberg lettuce bhi shamil hai. Toh sochiye zara, kya sabziyon ko bhi khud ka safety net banana padega?
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Bhaiyon aur behnon, suna kya? 3 August ko India ne ek naya organ donation portal launch kiya hai! Yeh e-Pratyaropan portal hai, jaise ek digital dosto ka milan hota hai! Ab hospitals, state aur Notto sab ek hi jaga pe milenge, jaise ek shaadi mein sabki dosti hoti hai! Lekin bhai, abhi bhi kuch kami hai, kyunki logon ko organ dene se thoda dar lagta hai, samjhe na? Toh sochiye zara, kya aap organ donation karne ke liye tayaar hain?
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Arre bhai, kya kaam karte karte kabhi bahar nikalne ka mann nahi hota? Aaj kal toh hum sab indoor hi reh jaate hain, jaise sofa ke saath shaadi kar li ho! Lekin suno, nature ka magic sirf hiking ya camping mein nahi hai! Denmark ke log toh park mein lunch karte hain jaise koi chaat khane ka plan bana rahe ho! Toh chalo, thoda greenery chhodo aur life ko khushiyon se bharo!
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Arre bhai, *Manipal Health* ka IPO aa raha hai, *blockbuster* style! 29 July ko yeh *health ka share* launch hoga, ₹9,275.22 crore ka, price band hai ₹560-590. Toh, 31 July tak ka time hai, jaldi bid kariye! Aur suno, *3,000 beds* bhi aa rahe hain, matlab hospital ka *expansion* toh pakka hai! Aisa lag raha hai jaise *health* ka *booster dose* aa gaya ho!
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Arre bhai, suniye! Government ne bola hai ki bachon ki khurak mein sugar ka dhyan rakhna hai, nahi toh health ka kya hoga? Jaise birthday cake mein sugar zyada ho jaaye, waise hi yeh infant food mein bhi nahi hona chahiye! Toh inspections chalu rakho, warna bacche sirf chocolate khayenge! Aisa lag raha hai jaise health ka match ho raha ho, samjhe na?
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Arre bhai, hospital chains toh aise badh rahe hain jaise Diwali pe patakhe! India ki healthcare industry mein nayi umang hai, beds badh rahe hain aur naye markets mein bhi kadam rakh rahe hain. Lekin profits thode pressure mein hain, kyunki naye hospitals ko chalana bhi ek art hai. Jitne patient, utna revenue! Toh sochiye zara, kya scene chal raha hai bhai!
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Arre bhai, Congo mein toh Ebola ka maamla hai! 1,000 se zyada logon ki jaan gayi hai, aur yeh outbreak toh sabse tezi se fail raha hai. Doctor log keh rahe hain, "Vaccines nahi hain, funding nahi hai!" Toh sochiye zara, bina vaccine ke kya scene hai! Log traditional burials karne par zordaar hai, toh kya karein bhai, samajh nahi aa raha yeh kya drama hai!
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Kya aapne kabhi socha hai, hunger strike kya hota hai? Sonam Wangchuk ki hunger strike ne sabko sochne pe majboor kiya hai! Pehle din toh body glucose pe chalta hai, phir fat pe aata hai, aur aakhir mein muscles ko bhi khana shuru kar deti hai! Aisa lag raha tha jaise body ek reality show mein hai, survival ke liye ladti hui! Toh bhai, khud ko khud khana dena mat samjho, kyunki body ka drama chalta rahega!
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Arre bhai, Japan ki Takeda ne DCGI se approval le liya hai for QDENGA, jo hai India ka pehla dengue vaccine! Ab 4 se 60 saal ke log bina kisi screening ke vaccine le sakte hain. Matlab, dengue se bachne ke liye sirf machharon se nahi, vaccine se bhi ladna padega! Aisa lag raha tha jaise kisi blockbuster movie ka trailer dekh rahe hain, jahan dengue ko maarne ki planning ho rahi ho!
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Bhai, microplastics toh aise hain jaise aapki purani jeans ki pockets mein chhupke aaye hain! Italy ke researchers ne dekha ki heart attack wale logon ke blood mein 84% microplastics hain, jabki doosron mein sirf 32%! Cigarette smoke inhe aur bhi jaldi bulaata hai! Toh sochiye zara, kya humare dil ko bhi pollution se dost bana diya hai? Yeh toh ek naya twist hai bhai!
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Arre bhai log, Andhra Pradesh mein Omicron ka naya RF.5 variant aa gaya hai! Health Minister Satya Kumar Yadav ne bola hai ki chaar Covid samples mein ye naya bhai mil gaya hai. Kadapa se samples Pune bheje gaye the, aur wahaan se confirm hua ki RF.5 aa gaya hai. Lekin ghabrane ki koi baat nahi, symptoms toh wahi purane hain — sore throat, cough, fever, toh chill maaro!
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Toh sochiye zara, West Bengal government ne school meals se anda hata diya! Ab nutrition debate shuru ho gaya hai. Kya vegetarian options jaise paneer ya soy, eggs ki nutrition de sakte hain? Dr. Jain keh rahe hain, 'bhai, sab kuch itna aasaan nahi hai!' Eggs sirf protein nahi, vitamins aur minerals bhi dete hain! Toh kya hum bas grams se kaam chala lenge? Aisa lag raha tha jaise sabzi wale bhaiya ko protein ki kami ho gayi!
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Toh sochiye zara, 72% students jo mental healthcare ki taraf ja rahe hain, unko self-harm ke thoughts aa rahe hain! Amaha ki report kehti hai ki students ko toh academic pressure aur career uncertainty kaafi tang kar raha hai. Aur 53% logon ne toh ek saal se zyada tak mental health issues ko chhupaya! Lagta hai, therapy se pehle sabko ek chai ki zarurat hai! Aisa lag raha tha jaise sabko ek break ki zarurat hai!
Read ArticleArre bhai, Health Ministry ne prescription drugs ki ads ko pakad liya hai! Ab pharmacies aur wholesalers ko bhi Central Government se approval lena padega. Matlab, bina doctor ka prescription, koi bhi medicine nahi milegi! Lagta hai, ab sabko dikhana padega ki doctor ne bola hai, warna bhool jao! Kya baat hai, bhai!
Read ArticleArre bhai, Congo mein Ebola ka scene kuch aisa hai jaise chai ke bina samose! Health workers keh rahe hain ki naye hotspots ban rahe hain aur logon ko support nahi mil raha. North Kivu province epicentre ban gaya hai, aur log ab bhi keh rahe hain, 'Ebola? Kya hota hai bhai?' Treatment centers mein sab kuch khud ko treat karne ka chakkar hai! Toh sochiye zara, local leaders ko bhi bulana padega!
Read ArticleArre bhai, Neuberg aur NM Medical milke Maharashtra mein healthcare ka scene badalne wale hain! Ek saath aake, pathology, radiology aur preventive healthcare ko ek hi chhat ke neeche la rahe hain. Lagbhag 50 diagnostic centres aur 300-400 collection centres kholne ki soch rahe hain. Yeh dono milke ₹500 crore ka revenue kamaane ka plan bana rahe hain, jaise koi blockbuster film ki script likh rahe ho! Toh sochiye zara, Maharashtra ki healthcare ka kya dhamaka hoga!
Read ArticleArre bhai, Russia mein toh maze hi maze hain! Ek laboratory worker, Darya, pneumonia se ladte-ladte chali gayi. Usne bola tha ki test tube tod diya tha, ab 200 log quarantine mein hain! Koi plague nahi hai, par sabko hospital bhej diya hai. Lagta hai, sabko precaution lene ka shauk hai, par koi symptoms nahi hai! Toh sochiye zara, kya scene hai bhai!
Read ArticleArre bhai, smokers ko sirf keh dena ki quit karo, yeh kaafi nahi hai! Experts keh rahe hain ki clinical support chahiye, warna smoking chhodna mushkil hai. 9th Summit pe sab log milke discuss kar rahe the, jaise koi Bollywood ka script likh rahe ho! Doctor Wali keh rahe the, ‘Bhai, kehna aur karwana alag hota hai!’ Toh bhai, sabko support chahiye, warna chhodne ka plan flop ho jayega!
Read ArticleToh sochiye zara, aankhein sirf dekhne ke liye nahi hain! Yeh toh health ka bhi khazana hain! Optical coherence tomography yaani OCT se hum dekh sakte hain retina ke andar ka kya haal hai. Agar aapki aankhein thodi patli hain, toh ho sakta hai aapka dil bhi kuch keh raha ho! Aankhein keh rahi hain, "Bhai, dil ka kya scene hai?"
Read ArticleToh sochiye zara, ek taraf diabetes hai aur doosri taraf endometriosis, jo ek aisi bimari hai jo tohfa ban ke aati hai! Ek baar mein ek out of seven women ko chhuti milti hai isse. Lekin kuch log toh isse gynaecologist ke chakkar mein ghoomte rehte hain, jaise koi cricket match ho raha ho! Endometriosis ko serious lena padega, warna career ka kya hoga, bhai?
Read ArticleToh sochiye zara, Bharat ka drug regulator, CDSCO, ab machinery disposal ka review karne wala hai! Rajasthan ke drug control department ne kaha ki band pharma units ki machinery ka kya hoga, kahin spurious drugs toh nahi ban rahe? Meeting mein bola gaya ki sirf disposal nahi, supply chain ka dhyan bhi rakhna padega. Matlab, ab toh machinery ka bhi tracking hoga, bhai!
Read ArticleArre bhai, CDSCO ne DGHS se poocha hai ki kya mercury wale antiseptics ko chhodne ka waqt aa gaya hai! Pichle mahine hui meeting mein, unhone Mercurochrome ka chakkar kiya, jo ki 100 ml ke bottles mein milta hai. Par bhai, kya hai na, mercury wale products ko band karne ka plan hai! Toh ab DGHS ki rai ka intezaar hai, kyunki patient safety toh sabse pehle hai!
Read ArticleBhaiyon aur behno, suno! NIT aur IISER ke researchers ne ek naya cotarnine formula banaya hai oral cancer ke liye. Yeh formula ab preclinical investigation ke liye tayaar hai, matlab animal studies honge! Yeh innovation hai jaise ek Bollywood film ka twist, jahan serious scenes ke beech mein hope ka ek chhota sa moment hai. Toh sochiye zara, shayad ek din yeh patients ke liye bhi kaam aaye!
Read ArticleBhai, Supreme Court ne dawaiyon ki daam ki chakkar ko lekar chinta vyakt ki hai! Cancer ki dawai ka MRP 27,000 hai, jabki retailer ko milta hai sirf 2,700. Justice Mehta ne bola, 'Yeh toh kisi masaledar film se kam nahi!' Ab yeh 16% cap ka kya hoga, samajh nahi aa raha! Hospital pharmacies se dawai kharidna toh ek alag hi drama hai!
Read ArticleBhai log, Medanta ne Ghaziabad mein 10,560-square-metre zameen kharidi hai, wo bhi ₹166 crore mein! Ab yahan 350-bed hospital banne wala hai. Ghaziabad ki healthcare demand badh rahi hai, toh Medanta ne socha, chalo yahan bhi apni dukaan kholte hain. Pankaj Sahni bhai keh rahe hain ki yeh long-term healthcare opportunity hai. Aisa lag raha tha jaise kisi ne naya business shuru kar diya ho, waah bhai waah!
Read ArticleBhai log, suno! Ek report keh rahi hai ki 35 se pehle hi dil ki dikkat ka chakkar shuru ho gaya hai! 58.5% young workers ke paas kuch na kuch cardiovascular risk marker hai. Matlab, health check-ups zaroori hain, warna heart ke blockbuster se bacha nahi ja sakta! Toh sochiye zara, kya scene hai bhai! Aisa lag raha tha jaise sabko dil ki movie ka trailer dekhne ko mil gaya ho!
Read ArticleArre bhai, Dr. Sirohi keh rahi hain ki India ko chaar saal ka plan chahiye taaki cancer treatment sabke liye affordable ho jaye! Precision oncology se toh cancer ka treatment badal jayega, par kharch bhi toh dekhna padega! Toh sochiye zara, kya hoga jab sabko yeh treatment milega? Cancer ka treatment koi IPL match nahi hai, jisme sirf wealthy log hi khelte hain! Toh milke kuch plan banate hain!
Read ArticleBhaiyon aur behno, suniye! Government ne nicotine pouches par chhakka maar diya hai! Yeh pouches toh aise hai jaise cricket mein no-ball ho gaya ho. Health ministry keh rahi hai ki yeh health ke liye badi khatara hai, illegal bhi hai! Toh sabko samajh lena chahiye, nicotine pouches ko chhod do, warna health ki innings khatam ho jayegi! Aisa lag raha tha jaise sabko warning mil gayi ho!
Read ArticleToh sochiye zara, researchers ab dhoondh rahe hain ek "hair vaccine" jo aapke baalon ko phir se zinda kar sake! Lekin bhai, yeh koi kal hone wala nahi hai. Abhi tak koi asli vaccine nahi hai jo aapko baldness se bacha sake. Hair follicles ki immunity ka khel hai, toh thoda patience rakhein, kyunki baalon ki kahani abhi shuru hui hai!
Read ArticleBhaiyon aur behno, suno! Ab India ne decide kiya hai ki school ke 50 meter ke andar junk food ka business band karne wale hain! Bacche ab samose aur chips nahi khayenge, sirf healthy khana khana padega! Toh Uncle Chipps aur Pepsi ka kya hoga? Shopkeepers toh ab chinta mein hain! Kya yeh naya law unke liye game changer ban jayega? Chalo, dekhte hain kya hota hai!
Read ArticleArre bhai, Union Health Secretary Punya Salila Srivastava ne toh kamaal kar diya! India ab Hepatitis ko khatam karne ki planning kar raha hai 2030 tak. Prevention, screening, diagnosis — sab kuch ho raha hai, jaise humare cricket team ki strategy! Aur haan, painkillers aur antibiotics ka bhi dhyaan rakho, warna kidney ki kahani mein twist aa jayega. Samjhe na bhai?
Read ArticleArre bhai, CDSCO ne sabko warning di hai ki painkillers aur antibiotics ka chakkar band karo! Kyunki kidney ka kya hoga? Doctor ki bina advice leke ye dawaiyan mat lo, warna kidney keh degi, 'Bhai, mujhe mat chhedo!' Toh sochiye zara, thoda sambhal ke dawai lo, warna kidney ki health ka kya hoga!
Read ArticleArre bhai, Vytalyou ne toh kamaal kar diya! Mumbai ki is healthcare startup ne 8-10 crore ka funding udaya hai, jaise koi chaat wala paise udate hai! Yeh log 2027 tak Mumbai ke alawa aur shehron mein bhi apna health ka jadoo chalane wale hain. Powai mein toh unka center hai, ab Juhu aur Worli mein bhi khulne wale hain. Dr. Chirantan aur Dr. Preetesh ki team hai, jo health ko samjhaane mein expert hain.
Read ArticleArre bhai, Mounjaro toh chhaya hua hai! Eli Lilly ka yeh diabetes aur weight-loss ka jadoo, India mein sabse zyada bikne wala GLP-1 medicine ban gaya hai. August tak iski sales ₹1,256 crore tak pahunch gayi hai, growth toh 502% hai! Lagta hai logon ne injectables ko oral se zyada pasand karna shuru kar diya hai, jaise cricket mein sabko fast track chahiye!
Read ArticleArre bhai, antibiotic ki sales to gir rahi hain, jaise koi chaat ka stall khula ho par log samosa khane chale gaye! 2023 se 2026 tak, sales 2.36 billion se gir ke 2.27 billion tak aa gayi. Lekin, kya sahi antibiotic use ho raha hai? Doctors ab poochte hain, 'Antibiotic ki zaroorat hai ya nahi?' Toh sochiye zara, samajhdari se kaam lete hain!
Read ArticleToh sochiye zara, period pain ko sab log normal samajhte hain, jaise chai bina biscuit ke! Lekin agar dard itna ho ki aapko lagta hai ki aap kisi aur planet pe hain, toh bhai, yeh endometriosis ho sakta hai! Doctors keh rahe hain ki genetics bhi isme role play karte hain. Toh dard ko ignore mat kariye, kyunki aapka health, aapki priority hai!
Read ArticleToh sochiye zara, Brics nations ne health ko lekar serious hone ka plan banaya hai! New Delhi mein summit ke dauran, unhone infectious diseases ki surveillance aur medical products regulation par zabardast plans banaye hain. Matlab, local medicines ki production badhane ka plan hai! TB aur mental health par bhi focus hai, health ka scene toh set hai jaise sab log health ki Olympics mein medal jeetne aaye hain!
Read ArticleAree bhai, India ne 8 million se zyada HPV vaccine ki doses de di hain! Yeh vaccination drive toh aisa lag raha hai jaise koi blockbuster movie hai, cervical cancer se bachne ke liye. Gujarat, UP aur Madhya Pradesh ne toh 100% coverage kar diya, wah bhai wah! Sabko free mein vaccine mil raha hai, aur yeh sab government health facilities par ho raha hai. Toh sochiye zara, health ka bhi kya level hai na!
Read ArticleArre bhai, socho zara! India ka protein consumption 2025 mein 9.5 kg se badhkar 2070 tak 30 kg hone wala hai! Lekin, emissions bhi chaar guna badhne wale hain. Matlab, protein ki chudiyan toh chadh gayi hain, lekin pollution ka kya? Sab kuch population badhne aur urbanization se ho raha hai. Aur hum toh 90% processed plant-proteins import karte hain! Kya scene hai bhai!
Read ArticleToh bhai log, monsoon aaya hai aur fever bhi! Doctors keh rahe hain, fever ka matlab yeh nahi ki aapko antibiotics ka chakkar lagana hai. Viral infections bhi ho sakte hain jaise dengue ya typhoid. Toh doctor se milo, khud se diagnosis mat karo! Antibiotics ka istemal sirf zaroorat par karna chahiye, warna health ki chutti ho jayegi! Samjhe na bhai log, doctor ki baat suno!
Read ArticleArre bhai, flu shot lene ka time aa gaya hai! Har saal yeh vaccine milta hai, jaise Diwali pe mithai. H1N1, jo swine flu ka superstar hai, ab Delhi mein dikh raha hai, 1777 cases report hue hain! Toh bhai, vaccination ka time hai, warna flu se toh bachna padega, samjhe?
Read ArticleArre bhai, Delhi mein H1N1 ka chakkar chalu hai! 1,777 cases ho gaye hain, jaise koi blockbuster movie ho rahi ho. Health department ne bola hai, 'Mask pehno, bheed se bach ke raho, aur doctor se milne mein der mat karo!' Fever, khansi, sore throat? Doctor ko dikhao, warna ghar pe dawai khana khud se mat shuru karo, samjhe! Hospitals mein sab kuch ready hai, beds bhi hain, doctors bhi hain, bas aapka dhyan rakho aur khud ko safe rakho!
Read ArticleArre bhai, Rajnath Singh keh rahe hain ki preventive healthcare hai future ka superstar! Aaj kal toh diabetes aur heart disease ka scene aisa hai jaise koi blockbuster film chal rahi ho! Toh bhai, jaldi se check-up karwa lo, warna hospital ka burden badh jayega! Aur technology bhi aayi hai, par patient ki trust ko sambhalna sabse zaroori hai! Samjhe? Healthy society se hi strong nation banegi!
Read ArticleToh sochiye zara, ab diabetes ka ilaj yogurt se ho sakta hai! China ke researchers ne ek 'smart' probiotic banaya hai jo blood sugar dekh kar khud hi hormone release kar deta hai. Ye 'Gift' naam ka probiotic, Ozempic ki tarah kaam karta hai, bas capsule ya yogurt mein! Yeh health supplement do saal mein US mein milne wala hai. Kya baat hai!
Read ArticleArre bhai, Moderna aur Merck ne toh kamaal kar diya! Unka naya mRNA cancer vaccine, jo melanoma ko bhagaane ke liye hai, 1,137 patients ke saath trial mein chha gaya! Yeh vaccine cancer cells ko keh raha hai, ‘Tera time khatam!’ Aur Keytruda ke saath milke toh immune system ko ek naya josh de raha hai! Ab dekhna hai yeh treatment aur kitne logon ki jaan bachata hai!
Read ArticleToh sochiye zara, pilots aur flight attendants ki zindagi kya hai! Harvard ki study ne bataya hai ki inki cancer se maut ka risk zyada hai, kyunki yeh log aasmaan mein udte udte cosmic radiation se bhare hain. Flight attendants toh sabse pehle hain, lagta hai unhe sunscreen aur helmet ki zarurat hai! Aakhir, zindagi mein thoda fun toh banta hai, warna udne ka kya maza?
Read ArticleBhaiyo aur behno, kya aapne suna? India ne 80 saal mein zindagi ka game badal diya! Pehle 40 saal jeena mushkil tha, ab 70 tak pahunche hain! Lekin ab samajh lo, zindagi lambi ho gayi hai, toh dawaiyon ka kharcha bhi badh gaya hai! Toh bhai, zindagi ka maza lo, lekin health ka khayal rakhna na bhoolna!
Read ArticleArre bhai, suno! Parliamentary Committee ne bola hai ki private hospital ke room rates ko teen-star hotel ke daam se jod do! Matlab, agar hospital mein room ₹6,000 hai, toh hotel mein bhi wahi hona chahiye. Toh sochiye zara, hospital jaane se pehle hotel ki booking karni padegi! Doctor ki fees, khana aur laundry bhi daal lo, par room ka basic rate wahi rehna chahiye. Aisa lag raha tha jaise hospital ko hotel bana diya ho!
Read ArticleToh sochiye zara, Chandipura virus ne Gujarat aur Rajasthan ko thoda serious bana diya hai! Government ne ek National Joint Outbreak Response Team bheji hai, jaise koi cricket team final mein aati hai! Gujarat mein 35 cases aur Rajasthan mein 3 cases confirm hue hain. Yeh team preventive measures lekar aayi hai, jaise Dadi ki nuskhe! Toh bhaiyon aur behnon, insect repellent toh lagana mat bhooliye!
Read ArticleBhai log, Union government ne bataya ki NFHS-6 ke fact sheets mein kuch indicators kyun nahi hain! Pichle survey mein 131 indicators the, ab bas 101 reh gaye! Minister Anupriya Patel ne bola, "Data harmonisation" ki wajah se kuch indicators ko chhod diya gaya. Matlab, health indicators ko chuniye, kyunki health toh sabse zaroori hai! Aisa lag raha tha jaise kisi ne cricket match mein sirf 11 players ko bulaya ho!
Read ArticleArre bhai, US mein cyclospora ka chakkar kuch zyada hi serious ho gaya hai! Michigan ne pehli baar do logon ki jaan chudi hai is parasitic infection se. Is baar toh aisa lag raha tha jaise sabziyon ka khauf chha gaya ho! 18,000 se zyada log bimar ho gaye hain, aur Taco Bell ka iceberg lettuce bhi shamil hai. Toh sochiye zara, kya sabziyon ko bhi khud ka safety net banana padega?
Read ArticleBhaiyon aur behnon, suna kya? 3 August ko India ne ek naya organ donation portal launch kiya hai! Yeh e-Pratyaropan portal hai, jaise ek digital dosto ka milan hota hai! Ab hospitals, state aur Notto sab ek hi jaga pe milenge, jaise ek shaadi mein sabki dosti hoti hai! Lekin bhai, abhi bhi kuch kami hai, kyunki logon ko organ dene se thoda dar lagta hai, samjhe na? Toh sochiye zara, kya aap organ donation karne ke liye tayaar hain?
Read ArticleArre bhai, kya kaam karte karte kabhi bahar nikalne ka mann nahi hota? Aaj kal toh hum sab indoor hi reh jaate hain, jaise sofa ke saath shaadi kar li ho! Lekin suno, nature ka magic sirf hiking ya camping mein nahi hai! Denmark ke log toh park mein lunch karte hain jaise koi chaat khane ka plan bana rahe ho! Toh chalo, thoda greenery chhodo aur life ko khushiyon se bharo!
Read ArticleArre bhai, Manipal Health ka IPO aa raha hai, blockbuster style! 29 July ko yeh health ka share launch hoga, ₹9,275.22 crore ka, price band hai ₹560-590. Toh, 31 July tak ka time hai, jaldi bid kariye! Aur suno, 3,000 beds bhi aa rahe hain, matlab hospital ka expansion toh pakka hai! Aisa lag raha hai jaise health ka booster dose aa gaya ho!
Read ArticleArre bhai, suniye! Government ne bola hai ki bachon ki khurak mein sugar ka dhyan rakhna hai, nahi toh health ka kya hoga? Jaise birthday cake mein sugar zyada ho jaaye, waise hi yeh infant food mein bhi nahi hona chahiye! Toh inspections chalu rakho, warna bacche sirf chocolate khayenge! Aisa lag raha hai jaise health ka match ho raha ho, samjhe na?
Read ArticleArre bhai, hospital chains toh aise badh rahe hain jaise Diwali pe patakhe! India ki healthcare industry mein nayi umang hai, beds badh rahe hain aur naye markets mein bhi kadam rakh rahe hain. Lekin profits thode pressure mein hain, kyunki naye hospitals ko chalana bhi ek art hai. Jitne patient, utna revenue! Toh sochiye zara, kya scene chal raha hai bhai!
Read ArticleArre bhai, Congo mein toh Ebola ka maamla hai! 1,000 se zyada logon ki jaan gayi hai, aur yeh outbreak toh sabse tezi se fail raha hai. Doctor log keh rahe hain, "Vaccines nahi hain, funding nahi hai!" Toh sochiye zara, bina vaccine ke kya scene hai! Log traditional burials karne par zordaar hai, toh kya karein bhai, samajh nahi aa raha yeh kya drama hai!
Read ArticleKya aapne kabhi socha hai, hunger strike kya hota hai? Sonam Wangchuk ki hunger strike ne sabko sochne pe majboor kiya hai! Pehle din toh body glucose pe chalta hai, phir fat pe aata hai, aur aakhir mein muscles ko bhi khana shuru kar deti hai! Aisa lag raha tha jaise body ek reality show mein hai, survival ke liye ladti hui! Toh bhai, khud ko khud khana dena mat samjho, kyunki body ka drama chalta rahega!
Read ArticleArre bhai, Japan ki Takeda ne DCGI se approval le liya hai for QDENGA, jo hai India ka pehla dengue vaccine! Ab 4 se 60 saal ke log bina kisi screening ke vaccine le sakte hain. Matlab, dengue se bachne ke liye sirf machharon se nahi, vaccine se bhi ladna padega! Aisa lag raha tha jaise kisi blockbuster movie ka trailer dekh rahe hain, jahan dengue ko maarne ki planning ho rahi ho!
Read ArticleBhai, microplastics toh aise hain jaise aapki purani jeans ki pockets mein chhupke aaye hain! Italy ke researchers ne dekha ki heart attack wale logon ke blood mein 84% microplastics hain, jabki doosron mein sirf 32%! Cigarette smoke inhe aur bhi jaldi bulaata hai! Toh sochiye zara, kya humare dil ko bhi pollution se dost bana diya hai? Yeh toh ek naya twist hai bhai!
Read ArticleArre bhai log, Andhra Pradesh mein Omicron ka naya RF.5 variant aa gaya hai! Health Minister Satya Kumar Yadav ne bola hai ki chaar Covid samples mein ye naya bhai mil gaya hai. Kadapa se samples Pune bheje gaye the, aur wahaan se confirm hua ki RF.5 aa gaya hai. Lekin ghabrane ki koi baat nahi, symptoms toh wahi purane hain — sore throat, cough, fever, toh chill maaro!
Read ArticleToh sochiye zara, West Bengal government ne school meals se anda hata diya! Ab nutrition debate shuru ho gaya hai. Kya vegetarian options jaise paneer ya soy, eggs ki nutrition de sakte hain? Dr. Jain keh rahe hain, 'bhai, sab kuch itna aasaan nahi hai!' Eggs sirf protein nahi, vitamins aur minerals bhi dete hain! Toh kya hum bas grams se kaam chala lenge? Aisa lag raha tha jaise sabzi wale bhaiya ko protein ki kami ho gayi!
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