Pilots and Flight Attendants Face Cosmic Curses of Cancer

In a whimsical revelation from the enchanted halls of Harvard, it appears that our brave pilots and valiant flight attendants are under a spell of cosmic peril! A new study unveils that 6.9 percent of flight attendants and 6.7 percent of pilots face the shadowy threat of radiation-related curses. The call for stronger magical protections echoes through the skies, ensuring our aircrew can continue their adventures safely!