Aayi barsaat, dosto! Fever hai ek shayar, par antibiotic nahi hai zaroori! Doctor keh rahe hain, khud se dawai mat lo, kyunki har khushi ke peeche hai ek dard! Viral ya bacterial, yeh jaan na hai zaroori, warna resistance ka chakkar ban jaayega khatarnaak! Fever se daro mat, doctor hai umpire, jeet ka raasta dikhayenge, samjho yeh baat hai zaroori!
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Har saal, flu ka vaccine hai zaroori, jaise cricket mein hai run ki bhookh! H1N1, yaani swine flu, ka khauf hai, par vaccine se hai sab kuch sahi! Delhi ki galiyon mein H1N1 ka chakkar hai, par vaccination se bachein, yeh hai sabse bada mantra! Doctor keh rahe hain, 'Flu shot lo, aur badi bimari se bach jao!' Samjho, yeh hai immunity ka chakkar, jo har saal badalta hai, lekin vaccine ke saath, jeet tumhari hai!
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Dilli ki hawaon mein H1N1 ka hungama, bhai! 1,777 cases ka jadoo, aur health department ki advisory hai pyaari. Mask pehno, haath dhona na bhoolo, crowded jagah se door raho, yeh hai aaj ka mantra! Fever, cough, ya sore throat aaye toh doctor ki taraf daud lagao, bina sochhe samjhe dawai mat lo, samjhe? Dilli ke hospitals tayaar hain, bas khud ko sambhalna hai, bhai!
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Suno suno, *Rajnath Paaji* keh rahe hain, 'Preventive healthcare hai aaj ka *raaz*!' Beemar hone se pehle hi *chikitsa* kar lo, kyunki *dard* toh aata hai par *laakh* ka ilaaj nahi! Diabetes, heart ki *baten*, aur *buddhe* logon ki *kashmakash* ko samjho, *pehle se hi* sambhal lo. *Aayiye*, milke is *nayi soch* ko apnayein, kyunki *tandurusti* hai toh sab kuch hai!
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Suno suno, bhaiyon aur behno! *China ki dhoondh* ne *doodh se diabetes ki dawai* banayi hai, *smart probiotic* *Gift* ke naam se! Yeh *GLP-1* ka jaadu chalu karta hai, jab *blood sugar* ki garmi badhti hai! *Dost, do saal baad, yeh health supplement banega*, *kya baat hai!*
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Moderna aur Merck ki kahani hai, dosto! Ek naya mRNA cancer vaccine, jo melanoma ko bhaga de! Phase 3 trial mein, yeh vaccine hai ek superhero, jo cancer se ladne ke liye immune system ko training deta hai. Keytruda ke saath milke, yeh vaccine banti hai ek zabardast jodi, jisse cancer ki hawa mein udne ka mauka milega! Khud ki kahani suno, aur jeet lo zindagi!
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Arre mere pyaare dosto, chhote bachche hain khud ki khushi ka raaz! Iron ki kami se bache thake thake, pale, aur khane se beparwah ho jaate hain. Iron hai toh zindagi hai, jaise roti bina sabzi ke! Murgi, machhli, chole, aur khushiyon ki thali do, warna bacha nahi, khud ka khud ka khayal rakhna hai! Variety hai zaroori, kyunki khush bacha hai toh khush gharana hai!
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Bhaiyon aur behno, suno! Aaj hum baat kareinge zindagi ki, kyunki **_India ki umar badh gayi hai, jaise chhote se peepal ka darakht, bada ho gaya!_** 80 saal ki azaadi ka jashn mana rahe hain, aur ab humari umar hai 70 saal! Sapne bade, par kuch bimariyaan bhi saath aayi hain. Toh chalo, milkar is naye safar par chalte hain, khud ko sambhalte hain! **_Zindagi ko khushiyon se bharein!_**
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Bhaiyon aur behno, 16 August ko ayega Bengal ka sehat ka naya safar! Mukherjee sahab ne kaha, 'Ayushman Diwas' par 1.5 crore parivaron ko milega 5 lakh tak ka health coverage, bina kisi paise ke! Na koi bed se door hoga, sabko milega dard se azaadi, yeh hai Bengal ki sehat ki nayi kahani, jahan har parivaar hai khushiyon ka raja, aur bimaariyon ka hai khatam khel!
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Arre suno suno, *Parliament ki committee* ne kaha hai, *hospital ke kamre ki keemat* ab *teen-star hotel* se zyada nahi honi chahiye! *Mumbai se Delhi tak*, hospital ki bill ka chakkar hai *bada khichad*, par *hotel* ka daam hai *chota sa khichdi*! *Doctor ki fees, khana, laundry* ka bhi khayal rakho, par *hospital ke daam* ko *hotel se milana* hai zaroori! *Zindagi hai, toh sasta aur achha hona chahiye!*
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Arre suno, Covid-19 ki bhayanak garmi se chhupay viruses khilte hain, jaise chhupte chhupte phool khilte hain! Ek study ne dikhaya ki jab Covid ka rang chadh jaata hai, dormant viruses bhi jaga uthte hain, jaise raat ko chaand chamakta hai! Yeh koi long Covid ka khel nahi, bhai, bas body ki stress ki kahani hai, samjhe? Jashn manao, par sambhal ke!
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Arre bhai, Chandipura virus ka chakkar hai, par darne ki nahi! NJORT ki team aayi hai Gujarat aur Rajasthan mein, jaise cricket mein final over ki tension! Bachey ho rahe hain bechain, par hum hain tayyar, jaise match ki last ball par six maarne ka junoon! Yeh virus hai chhota, par hum hain badi soch wale, tayyari karte hain smart tareeke se, kyunki bachey ki jaan hai sabse pyaari!
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Bhaiyon aur behnon, suno ek kahani, Michigan ki zameen par chhayi hai khauf ki baat! Cyclospora ka chakkar chala hai, jahan khane se hoti hai bimari, par yeh toh bhai jaan, zindagi ka maidan hai! 18,000 se zyada log ho gaye bechain, aur Taco Bell ki iceberg lettuce ne kiya hai sabko pareshan! Par dar mat, kyunki ilaaj hai, aur hum hai isse samajhne ke liye tayaar!
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Bhaiyon aur behno, 3 August ko India ne ek digital jadoo dikhaya! Organ donation ka e-Pratyaropan portal aaya, jaise ek naya superstar! Ab sab kuch hoga ek hi platform par, jaise cricket ka match ho! Jiyo, jiyo, aur organ donation ko apnao, kyunki yeh hai asli zindagi ka game changer, bhai! Har hospital aur state ab ek rang mein, ek team ke liye khelte hain!
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Bhaiyon aur behno! Kaam ki duniya mein, zindagi ka asli maza hai khuli hawa ki chadar tale! Denmark ki tarah, chhoti-chhoti khushiyan chhup gayi hain park ki chhatri tale. Kaam se thoda waqt nikaalo, nature ki baahon mein khud ko bhigo do, aur dekho kaise zindagi khil uthti hai! Khushiyon ki baatein, khud se milne ka waqt, yeh hai asli friluftsliv!
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Manipal Health, bhaiyon aur behno, le aayi hai sabse bada IPO, ₹9,275 crore ka jashn! July 29 ko khulega yeh bazaar, share price hai ₹560-590, samjhe na? Temasek ka saath hai, valuation hai ₹77,607 crore ka, aur yeh khel band hoga July 31 ko! Paisa chukana hai, naye beds kharidne hain, aur health ka josh hai bhai, aage badhna hai!
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Suno suno, bache ki khurak mein sugar ka hai jadoo, par zyada ho gaya toh khushiyon ka ho jayega bhadoo! Sarkaari panel keh raha hai, "Bachon ki sehat hai sabse upar, sugar ko samjho, warna ho jayegi khichdi ka jashn!" Yeh hai ek nayi kahani, jismein bache hain sitare, aur sugar hai villain, milkar karte hain is sugar ka samna, kyunki bache hain sabse pyaare!
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Bhaiyon aur behno, **hospital chains ki duniya** hai, jaise cricket ki pitch par chakkar lagate ho! **Expansion ka jadoo** hai, profit thoda squeeze hai, par **demand ki baat hai**! **Apollo aur Max** ki revenue hai **16 percent** tak, jaise shayari ki tarah, **specialized treatments** ki maang hai! **Naye hospitals khul rahe hain**, par pehle thoda pressure hai, par aage dekho, kya dhamaka hota hai! **Growth hai, bhai, growth!**
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Arre bhai, Congo mein Ebola ka chakkar hai, jaise koi khaufnaak film ka scene! 1,031 jaanen gayi, par logon ka saath nahi, dosti nahi, sirf ladayi aur nafrat hai. Kahan hai wo dawai, wo vaccine? Yeh virus hai jaise chhupke aata hai, aur jaan le leta hai. Chalo, milkar kuch karte hain, warna yeh outbreak ban jayega ek bhayanak kahani!
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Bhookh ka khel, dosto, hai ek aisa shor, jismein khud ko bhookha rakhkar, duniya ko jagana hai! Sonam Wangchuk ki fast ne sabko sochne pe majboor kar diya, bhai! Pehle din glucose, phir fat, aur aakhir mein apne muscles ka khana! Bhookh se zindagi ka rang udh jaata hai, par khana khana hai toh dhyan se, warna zindagi ka maza khatam ho jaayega!
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Arre suno, dosto! Takeda ne DCGI se mil gaya hai *QDENGA ka chaand*! Pehli baar, dengue se bachne ka *jadoo* aaya hai India mein! 4 se 60 saal ke logon ke liye, bina kisi *pichle* dengue ka chakkar, vaccine mil raha hai. Yeh hai *tetravalent* vaccine, chaar dengue virus se bachane ka *dhamaka*! Mahender Nayak ne kaha, “Dengue ka khauf, ab door hoga!” *Suno, duniya!*
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Aye mere dost, microplastics ka chakkar hai, dil ki dhadkan bhi inka shikaar hai! Italy ki study ne dikhaya, jo log sharaab peete hain, unke khoon mein chhote chhote plastic ka khazana hai, jaise chori chori mehfil mein ghus aaye! Har heart attack ka shikaar, 84% logon mein yeh plastic ka chakkar hai, par asli wajah abhi bhi chhupi hai, dosti karo apne dil se, cigarette se nahi!
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Andhra Pradesh ki galiyaan gungunahat mein hain, kyunki Omicron RF.5 ka chakkar chalu hai! Chaar samples ki genome sequencing ne dikhaya, yeh variant hai aaya, jaise koi shayar apni shayari sunane aata hai. WHO bhi is pe nazar rakhta hai, lekin panic nahi, bas thodi si vigilance chahiye. Covid-19 ke cases ab bhi sporadic hain, hospitals tayyar hain, bas thoda dhyan rakho, kyunki health hai sabse bada dhyan!
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Suno suno, *Bryan Johnson* ka drama hai, jise *autoimmune gastritis* ne pakda hai! Uska pet khud ko kha raha hai, par wo keh raha hai, "Koi baat nahi, main ise samadhan karunga!" *Bhai, zindagi hai, jashn mana!* Sugar cereal ki duniya mein, ab *B12* aur *iron* ki zaroorat hai. *Siddhu Paaji* kehte hain, "Zindagi mein khush rehna zaroori hai, chahe pet khud ko kha raha ho!"
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Bhaiyon aur behno, Europe ki garmi ne sabko de diya hai jhatka! WHO keh raha hai, garmi ne 1300 logon ko chhoda hai bechain. France mein budhe logon ki garmi se hui hai khudkushi, kyunki ghar thande nahi, garmi ko bulane wale hain! Yeh garmi sirf dosti karne aayi hai, par humne toh sirf thand ki dua ki thi!
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Arre suno, dost! Centre ne Jackson Labs ke licenses ko kiya khatam, jaise khichdi mein se paani. Rajasthan ki kahani hai, jahan maaon ki maut ne macha diya hungama. Health authorities keh rahe hain, 'Kya zamana aa gaya!' WHO bhi bol raha hai, 'Humein bhi batao, kya chakkar hai?' Sab kuch chal raha hai, jaise dosti ka rishta, investigation ka chakkar chalu hai!
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Jab duniya ne dekha Michael Jackson ka rang udta, samjha logon ne ki yeh sirf ek cosmetic choice hai. Par yeh toh ek autoimmune bhool bhulaiya hai, bhai! Har saal 25 June ko, hum World Vitiligo Day manate hain, stigma ko todte hue, jaise ek chhoti si jadoo ki chiriya udti hai! Chandigarh mein is baar ka jashn, bhai, hai zabardast!
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Arre suno, dosto! Centre ne diya hai naya hukam, IVF aur surrogacy clinics ko har 3 ya 5 saal mein karna padega registration ka naya chakkar! Jaise cricket mein doosra chakkar, waise clinics ko bhi ab regular inspections se guzarna padega. Aakhir ghar ki khushiyon ka sawaal hai, aur yeh naya niyam sabko dega assurance ki clinics hain sahi raaste par, jaise ball ka sahi direction!
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Kehte hain, *zindagi hai ek khiladi*, par Congo ki *Ebola* ki kahani hai kuch aur hi! 1,003 logon ki zindagi ka *chakkar* hai, aur 254 ne chhoda *sath*. Ituri mein *bimari ka bazaar* hai, par 100 ne jeet liya *jang*. Yeh *Bundibugyo* ka virus hai, koi *vaccine* nahi, sirf *dard aur shayari*. 35,000 logon ki *pehchaan* abhi baaki hai, *kya yeh hai kisi film ka plot*?
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Arre bhai, suno! **_Centre ne 16 FDC dawaon ka ban lagaya, kyunki inka asar hai khaas, par khatarnaak bhi!_** Yeh dawaein jo milke banti thi, ab sirf khwab hain. **_Public health ki hai yeh pehchaan, samjho dosto, ab nahi milengi yeh dawaein, bas bhool jao inka naam!_**
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Arre bhai, *2 million* students ka *Neet* ka khel hai, par *exams ka stress* hai, jaise *dil ki dhadkan* ho rahi ho! *Zindagi ki baazi* mein, chalo, *mental health* ki taraf bhi nazar daalo! *Sidharth ki tarah*, *suno!* Yeh *uncertainty* hai, jaise baarish mein chhatri bhool gaye ho, par padhai ka junoon hai, bhai! *Padhai ka chakkar* hai, par *suno*, khud ko sambhalo, zindagi hai ek *safar*!
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Arre bhai, Congo aur Uganda mein Ebola ka chakkar hai, 200 se zyada jaan chali gayi, aur yeh hai sabse badi musibat is waqt! 894 cases confirm hue hain, par log toh bhaag rahe hain jaise koi cricket match mein run-out ho raha ho! Ituri province ka haal toh aisa hai, jaise baarish mein chappal bhool gaye ho! Bas, umeed hai, jaise cricket mein last over ki tension! Aashirwad rakho, bhai log!
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*Kerala ki kahani suno, mere dosto! Shigella ka chakkar hai, 146 bimaariyan, aur June ne diya 70 ka jhatka! K. Muraleedharan keh rahe hain, Kozhikode ne kiya sabse zyada kamaal, 74 cases ka hai yeh haal! Khana ho saaf, nahi toh yeh bhoot hai khaufnaak, dard aur paani se bhara hai yeh saaf safar!*
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Arre suno doston, ab syrup ki dukaan pe nahi chalega bina doctor ki prescription! Centre ne kiya hai ek zabardast badlaav, *syrups* ko Schedule K se hata diya hai, jaise koi khiladi out ho gaya ho. Cough syrup bhi ab sirf doctor ki dua se milega, kyunki safety hai sabse pehle! Baccho ke liye bhi nayi niyam, unko syrup se door rakho, samjhe? Yeh hai *desi* shayari, *health* ki badi baat!
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Bhaiyon aur behno, Jaspal Rana ki kahani hai ek *dard bhari shayari*! 49 saal ki umr mein, dil ki bimari ne unhe chhoda, par zindagi ki raahein khatarnak hoti hain! *Dilli se Munich tak*, unka safar tha *dil se dil tak*! Dosto, heart attack ke baad, *dil ko samjho*, kyunki der se aane wale *dard ke nishaan* kabhi bhoolte nahi!
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Suno suno, mere dosto! **Stretching** hai zaroori, jaise chai bina biscuit! Pehle aate hain **dynamic stretches**, jaise leg swings, jo muscles ko jagate hain, aur baad mein **static stretches**, jo thakaan bhagate hain. Warm-up bina na karein, warna muscles tight ho jayenge, jaise meri shayari! Injury se bachne ke liye stretching sirf ek hissa hai, pura khayal rakhna padega! Toh tayyar ho jao, aur stretch karo, warna kehna mat, 'Siddhu Paaji, kyun nahi bataya!'
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Kerala ki galiyaan gungunahat kar rahi hain, kyunki ek 43 saal ka vyakti Nipah virus se joojh raha hai! Hospital se hospital ka safar, jaise cricket ka run chase, par yeh koi match nahi, yeh hai zindagi ka khel! Health Minister ne kaha, 'Panic ki koi zaroorat nahi, par dhyan rakhna hai, bhai!' Bats ki duniya se aayi hai yeh bimari, aur ab sabko shayari ki tarah sambhalna padega!
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Aesthetic clinics ki duniya mein, Botox ka hai naya rang, CDSCO ki nayi khushboo se bhara hai yeh sang! Youth ki *dil ki dhadkan*, non-surgical ka junoon, *social media* ka hai naya jadoo, ab hoga sirf qualified ka chakkar, bhai! Beauty parlours ki *khudai* ab hogi *safed*, kyunki safety ka hai naya trend, *injectables* ka hai naya safar, samjhe na, dost!
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Dilli-NCR ke patients ki kahani hai kuch aisi, doctor se mile, par samajh aaye sirf khud ki hi baatein! 73.8% ne kaha, 'Doctor bhai, thoda samay do, samajh nahi aaya!' Aur 78.5% ne Google ko dhoondh liya, jaise woh ek dost ho! Yeh hai IPNCI ki report, jo keh rahi hai, 'Healthcare ka jangal hai, nikalna mushkil!'
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Arre bhai, brown sugar ka rang hai ya sirf marketing ka jadoo? Doctor kehte hain, yeh hai white sugar ka bhai, bas thoda sa rang badal diya! Kalori ka farq sirf 1.3 hai, par blood sugar ka chakkar hai ek hi! Sugar ki maatra ko ghatana hai asli game, samjhe? Aakhir, mithaas mein bhi samajhdaari chahiye, bhai ji!
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Dosto, coffee ka chakkar hai bada hi zabardast! Filtered ya unfiltered, dono ka hai apna hi swag! Paper filter se cholesterol ka khauf, par unfiltered mein hai asli josh! Cafestol aur kahweol, yeh hai bad cholesterol ke dost, par moderation mein hai sab kuch badiya. Toh, coffee ka maza lo, par apni health ka bhi khayal rakho, kyunki zindagi hai ek cup coffee ki tarah, thodi garam, thodi meethi!
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Arre suno, NFHS-6 ka natak hai, 101 indicators ka chakkar hai, par 43 indicators ko bhool gaye jaise purani yaadon ka bhangra! Anaemia aur sex ratio ka kya hua, bhai? 679,238 gharon ki kahani hai, par kuch naya nahi, sirf purani baatein! Kya yeh hai progress ya sirf ek naya drama? Bolo, kya chakkar hai!
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Dosto, Covid ne kiya hai ek zabardast drama, 55,000 cancer cases hue hain chhupte chhupte, jaise koi khazana chhupa ho! Lockdown ne health care ko diya ek jhatka, sab kuch ho gaya tha behaal. Australia se UK tak, prostate cancer ki kami hui 24%, par seekhna hai, kaise banein humare health systems mazeed mazboot, kyunki aane wale waqt mein chahiye ek naya roshni ka sooraj!
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Bachche hain khush, vaccination ki hai baat, par khana hai kamzor, yeh hai sachai ki raat! NFHS-6 ne dikhaya, stunting ki kami hui, par khurak ki kami abhi bhi hai bhari. 90% deliveries hospital mein, par khana hai ab bhi chhota, samajh lo yaar, yeh hai desh ki kahani, milkar karein is par charcha, hai yeh zaroori!
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Suno dosto, garmi ka hai khel, jahan low aur high blood pressure ka hai chakkar! *Garmi se ho sakta hai dil ka dard, low pressure se ho jao tayyar!* Aaj ki garmi mein paani peelo, thand raho, aur *garmi ko keh do, aa jao khelne!* Yaad rahe, zindagi hai ek shayari, toh khud ko sambhalo, aur garmi se bachne ka naara lagao!
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Arre bhai, khamoshi aaye toh sabse pehle phone ki taraf haath badh jaata hai! Kya yeh addiction hai ya boredom ka nasha? Experts kehte hain, yeh sirf aadat hai, par yeh emotional crutches ban jaate hain. Phone ka istemal tab tak theek hai jab tak yeh zindagi ko na chheen le! Kya yeh scrolling humare dimaag ko chhota kar raha hai? Aao, samjhein yeh digital chakkar!
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**_Ebola ki dawaiyan, bhaiyon aur behno, sirf clinical trials mein, yeh hai WHO ka kehna! Congo aur Uganda mein, bimari ka chakkar hai chalu, par logon ko nahi milega yeh khazana! Mapp aur Regeneron ki dawaiyan hain promising, par khud ko sambhal lo, kyunki yeh sirf trials mein hi hain chhupi! Vaccine ki baatein bhi ho rahi hain, par sab kuch hai abhi khwab sa, aao milke is safar mein chalo, shayari aur hasi ke saath chalo!_**
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Arre bhai, vitamin B12 aur folate ki kami se thakaan hai, jaise khud ki chhatri khud hi bhool gaye! Mardon ki thakaan aur auraton ki motivation ki kami, ek nayi kahani hai, jaise khud ki kahani sunana. Homocysteine ki baarish se ho raha hai sab kuch, par sahi diet se thakaan ko bhaga sakte hain, warna thakaan toh aise hi chhata rahega, jaise baarish mein khud ki chhatri nahi hai!
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Arre suno bhaiyon aur behno, Ozempic aur Wegovy ki kahani hai, jo diabetes aur wazan ghatane se lekar cancer ki raah bhi rok rahi hain! Chicago ki ASCO mehfil mein, yeh study ne sabko chonk diya, kyunki GLP-1 dawaiyan cancer ki chamak ko dheere kar rahi hain, jaise mehfil mein sharaab ka nasha! Par sambhal ke, kyunki asli khel abhi baaki hai!
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Bhaiyon aur behno, garmi ka maidan hai, par humidity ka chakkar hai! Jab hawa garmi se bhari ho, toh paani se bhari aankhein bhi ghamgheen ho jaati hain. Wet-bulb temperature hai, yeh samajh lo, garmi ki dard bhari kahani hai! Jab paseena nahi beh raha, toh dil ki dhadkan bhi badh jaati hai. Samjho, garmi se bachne ka ek hi raasta hai — paani pi lo, hawa se dosti karo, aur dhoop se door raho!
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Aayi barsaat, dosto! Fever hai ek shayar, par antibiotic nahi hai zaroori! Doctor keh rahe hain, khud se dawai mat lo, kyunki har khushi ke peeche hai ek dard! Viral ya bacterial, yeh jaan na hai zaroori, warna resistance ka chakkar ban jaayega khatarnaak! Fever se daro mat, doctor hai umpire, jeet ka raasta dikhayenge, samjho yeh baat hai zaroori!
Read ArticleHar saal, flu ka vaccine hai zaroori, jaise cricket mein hai run ki bhookh! H1N1, yaani swine flu, ka khauf hai, par vaccine se hai sab kuch sahi! Delhi ki galiyon mein H1N1 ka chakkar hai, par vaccination se bachein, yeh hai sabse bada mantra! Doctor keh rahe hain, 'Flu shot lo, aur badi bimari se bach jao!' Samjho, yeh hai immunity ka chakkar, jo har saal badalta hai, lekin vaccine ke saath, jeet tumhari hai!
Read ArticleDilli ki hawaon mein H1N1 ka hungama, bhai! 1,777 cases ka jadoo, aur health department ki advisory hai pyaari. Mask pehno, haath dhona na bhoolo, crowded jagah se door raho, yeh hai aaj ka mantra! Fever, cough, ya sore throat aaye toh doctor ki taraf daud lagao, bina sochhe samjhe dawai mat lo, samjhe? Dilli ke hospitals tayaar hain, bas khud ko sambhalna hai, bhai!
Read ArticleSuno suno, Rajnath Paaji keh rahe hain, 'Preventive healthcare hai aaj ka raaz!' Beemar hone se pehle hi chikitsa kar lo, kyunki dard toh aata hai par laakh ka ilaaj nahi! Diabetes, heart ki baten, aur buddhe logon ki kashmakash ko samjho, pehle se hi sambhal lo. Aayiye, milke is nayi soch ko apnayein, kyunki tandurusti hai toh sab kuch hai!
Read ArticleSuno suno, bhaiyon aur behno! China ki dhoondh ne doodh se diabetes ki dawai banayi hai, smart probiotic Gift ke naam se! Yeh GLP-1 ka jaadu chalu karta hai, jab blood sugar ki garmi badhti hai! Dost, do saal baad, yeh health supplement banega, kya baat hai!
Read ArticleModerna aur Merck ki kahani hai, dosto! Ek naya mRNA cancer vaccine, jo melanoma ko bhaga de! Phase 3 trial mein, yeh vaccine hai ek superhero, jo cancer se ladne ke liye immune system ko training deta hai. Keytruda ke saath milke, yeh vaccine banti hai ek zabardast jodi, jisse cancer ki hawa mein udne ka mauka milega! Khud ki kahani suno, aur jeet lo zindagi!
Read ArticleArre mere pyaare dosto, chhote bachche hain khud ki khushi ka raaz! Iron ki kami se bache thake thake, pale, aur khane se beparwah ho jaate hain. Iron hai toh zindagi hai, jaise roti bina sabzi ke! Murgi, machhli, chole, aur khushiyon ki thali do, warna bacha nahi, khud ka khud ka khayal rakhna hai! Variety hai zaroori, kyunki khush bacha hai toh khush gharana hai!
Read ArticleBhaiyon aur behno, suno! Aaj hum baat kareinge zindagi ki, kyunki India ki umar badh gayi hai, jaise chhote se peepal ka darakht, bada ho gaya! 80 saal ki azaadi ka jashn mana rahe hain, aur ab humari umar hai 70 saal! Sapne bade, par kuch bimariyaan bhi saath aayi hain. Toh chalo, milkar is naye safar par chalte hain, khud ko sambhalte hain! Zindagi ko khushiyon se bharein!
Read ArticleBhaiyon aur behno, 16 August ko ayega Bengal ka sehat ka naya safar! Mukherjee sahab ne kaha, 'Ayushman Diwas' par 1.5 crore parivaron ko milega 5 lakh tak ka health coverage, bina kisi paise ke! Na koi bed se door hoga, sabko milega dard se azaadi, yeh hai Bengal ki sehat ki nayi kahani, jahan har parivaar hai khushiyon ka raja, aur bimaariyon ka hai khatam khel!
Read ArticleArre suno suno, Parliament ki committee ne kaha hai, hospital ke kamre ki keemat ab teen-star hotel se zyada nahi honi chahiye! Mumbai se Delhi tak, hospital ki bill ka chakkar hai bada khichad, par hotel ka daam hai chota sa khichdi! Doctor ki fees, khana, laundry ka bhi khayal rakho, par hospital ke daam ko hotel se milana hai zaroori! Zindagi hai, toh sasta aur achha hona chahiye!
Read ArticleArre suno, Covid-19 ki bhayanak garmi se chhupay viruses khilte hain, jaise chhupte chhupte phool khilte hain! Ek study ne dikhaya ki jab Covid ka rang chadh jaata hai, dormant viruses bhi jaga uthte hain, jaise raat ko chaand chamakta hai! Yeh koi long Covid ka khel nahi, bhai, bas body ki stress ki kahani hai, samjhe? Jashn manao, par sambhal ke!
Read ArticleArre bhai, Chandipura virus ka chakkar hai, par darne ki nahi! NJORT ki team aayi hai Gujarat aur Rajasthan mein, jaise cricket mein final over ki tension! Bachey ho rahe hain bechain, par hum hain tayyar, jaise match ki last ball par six maarne ka junoon! Yeh virus hai chhota, par hum hain badi soch wale, tayyari karte hain smart tareeke se, kyunki bachey ki jaan hai sabse pyaari!
Read ArticleBhaiyon aur behnon, suno ek kahani, Michigan ki zameen par chhayi hai khauf ki baat! Cyclospora ka chakkar chala hai, jahan khane se hoti hai bimari, par yeh toh bhai jaan, zindagi ka maidan hai! 18,000 se zyada log ho gaye bechain, aur Taco Bell ki iceberg lettuce ne kiya hai sabko pareshan! Par dar mat, kyunki ilaaj hai, aur hum hai isse samajhne ke liye tayaar!
Read ArticleBhaiyon aur behno, 3 August ko India ne ek digital jadoo dikhaya! Organ donation ka e-Pratyaropan portal aaya, jaise ek naya superstar! Ab sab kuch hoga ek hi platform par, jaise cricket ka match ho! Jiyo, jiyo, aur organ donation ko apnao, kyunki yeh hai asli zindagi ka game changer, bhai! Har hospital aur state ab ek rang mein, ek team ke liye khelte hain!
Read ArticleBhaiyon aur behno! Kaam ki duniya mein, zindagi ka asli maza hai khuli hawa ki chadar tale! Denmark ki tarah, chhoti-chhoti khushiyan chhup gayi hain park ki chhatri tale. Kaam se thoda waqt nikaalo, nature ki baahon mein khud ko bhigo do, aur dekho kaise zindagi khil uthti hai! Khushiyon ki baatein, khud se milne ka waqt, yeh hai asli friluftsliv!
Read ArticleManipal Health, bhaiyon aur behno, le aayi hai sabse bada IPO, ₹9,275 crore ka jashn! July 29 ko khulega yeh bazaar, share price hai ₹560-590, samjhe na? Temasek ka saath hai, valuation hai ₹77,607 crore ka, aur yeh khel band hoga July 31 ko! Paisa chukana hai, naye beds kharidne hain, aur health ka josh hai bhai, aage badhna hai!
Read ArticleSuno suno, bache ki khurak mein sugar ka hai jadoo, par zyada ho gaya toh khushiyon ka ho jayega bhadoo! Sarkaari panel keh raha hai, "Bachon ki sehat hai sabse upar, sugar ko samjho, warna ho jayegi khichdi ka jashn!" Yeh hai ek nayi kahani, jismein bache hain sitare, aur sugar hai villain, milkar karte hain is sugar ka samna, kyunki bache hain sabse pyaare!
Read ArticleBhaiyon aur behno, hospital chains ki duniya hai, jaise cricket ki pitch par chakkar lagate ho! Expansion ka jadoo hai, profit thoda squeeze hai, par demand ki baat hai! Apollo aur Max ki revenue hai 16 percent tak, jaise shayari ki tarah, specialized treatments ki maang hai! Naye hospitals khul rahe hain, par pehle thoda pressure hai, par aage dekho, kya dhamaka hota hai! Growth hai, bhai, growth!
Read ArticleArre bhai, Congo mein Ebola ka chakkar hai, jaise koi khaufnaak film ka scene! 1,031 jaanen gayi, par logon ka saath nahi, dosti nahi, sirf ladayi aur nafrat hai. Kahan hai wo dawai, wo vaccine? Yeh virus hai jaise chhupke aata hai, aur jaan le leta hai. Chalo, milkar kuch karte hain, warna yeh outbreak ban jayega ek bhayanak kahani!
Read ArticleBhookh ka khel, dosto, hai ek aisa shor, jismein khud ko bhookha rakhkar, duniya ko jagana hai! Sonam Wangchuk ki fast ne sabko sochne pe majboor kar diya, bhai! Pehle din glucose, phir fat, aur aakhir mein apne muscles ka khana! Bhookh se zindagi ka rang udh jaata hai, par khana khana hai toh dhyan se, warna zindagi ka maza khatam ho jaayega!
Read ArticleArre suno, dosto! Takeda ne DCGI se mil gaya hai QDENGA ka chaand! Pehli baar, dengue se bachne ka jadoo aaya hai India mein! 4 se 60 saal ke logon ke liye, bina kisi pichle dengue ka chakkar, vaccine mil raha hai. Yeh hai tetravalent vaccine, chaar dengue virus se bachane ka dhamaka! Mahender Nayak ne kaha, “Dengue ka khauf, ab door hoga!” Suno, duniya!
Read ArticleAye mere dost, microplastics ka chakkar hai, dil ki dhadkan bhi inka shikaar hai! Italy ki study ne dikhaya, jo log sharaab peete hain, unke khoon mein chhote chhote plastic ka khazana hai, jaise chori chori mehfil mein ghus aaye! Har heart attack ka shikaar, 84% logon mein yeh plastic ka chakkar hai, par asli wajah abhi bhi chhupi hai, dosti karo apne dil se, cigarette se nahi!
Read ArticleAndhra Pradesh ki galiyaan gungunahat mein hain, kyunki Omicron RF.5 ka chakkar chalu hai! Chaar samples ki genome sequencing ne dikhaya, yeh variant hai aaya, jaise koi shayar apni shayari sunane aata hai. WHO bhi is pe nazar rakhta hai, lekin panic nahi, bas thodi si vigilance chahiye. Covid-19 ke cases ab bhi sporadic hain, hospitals tayyar hain, bas thoda dhyan rakho, kyunki health hai sabse bada dhyan!
Read ArticleSuno suno, Bryan Johnson ka drama hai, jise autoimmune gastritis ne pakda hai! Uska pet khud ko kha raha hai, par wo keh raha hai, "Koi baat nahi, main ise samadhan karunga!" Bhai, zindagi hai, jashn mana! Sugar cereal ki duniya mein, ab B12 aur iron ki zaroorat hai. Siddhu Paaji kehte hain, "Zindagi mein khush rehna zaroori hai, chahe pet khud ko kha raha ho!"
Read ArticleBhaiyon aur behno, Europe ki garmi ne sabko de diya hai jhatka! WHO keh raha hai, garmi ne 1300 logon ko chhoda hai bechain. France mein budhe logon ki garmi se hui hai khudkushi, kyunki ghar thande nahi, garmi ko bulane wale hain! Yeh garmi sirf dosti karne aayi hai, par humne toh sirf thand ki dua ki thi!
Read ArticleArre suno, dost! Centre ne Jackson Labs ke licenses ko kiya khatam, jaise khichdi mein se paani. Rajasthan ki kahani hai, jahan maaon ki maut ne macha diya hungama. Health authorities keh rahe hain, 'Kya zamana aa gaya!' WHO bhi bol raha hai, 'Humein bhi batao, kya chakkar hai?' Sab kuch chal raha hai, jaise dosti ka rishta, investigation ka chakkar chalu hai!
Read ArticleJab duniya ne dekha Michael Jackson ka rang udta, samjha logon ne ki yeh sirf ek cosmetic choice hai. Par yeh toh ek autoimmune bhool bhulaiya hai, bhai! Har saal 25 June ko, hum World Vitiligo Day manate hain, stigma ko todte hue, jaise ek chhoti si jadoo ki chiriya udti hai! Chandigarh mein is baar ka jashn, bhai, hai zabardast!
Read ArticleArre suno, dosto! Centre ne diya hai naya hukam, IVF aur surrogacy clinics ko har 3 ya 5 saal mein karna padega registration ka naya chakkar! Jaise cricket mein doosra chakkar, waise clinics ko bhi ab regular inspections se guzarna padega. Aakhir ghar ki khushiyon ka sawaal hai, aur yeh naya niyam sabko dega assurance ki clinics hain sahi raaste par, jaise ball ka sahi direction!
Read ArticleKehte hain, zindagi hai ek khiladi, par Congo ki Ebola ki kahani hai kuch aur hi! 1,003 logon ki zindagi ka chakkar hai, aur 254 ne chhoda sath. Ituri mein bimari ka bazaar hai, par 100 ne jeet liya jang. Yeh Bundibugyo ka virus hai, koi vaccine nahi, sirf dard aur shayari. 35,000 logon ki pehchaan abhi baaki hai, kya yeh hai kisi film ka plot?
Read ArticleArre bhai, suno! Centre ne 16 FDC dawaon ka ban lagaya, kyunki inka asar hai khaas, par khatarnaak bhi! Yeh dawaein jo milke banti thi, ab sirf khwab hain. Public health ki hai yeh pehchaan, samjho dosto, ab nahi milengi yeh dawaein, bas bhool jao inka naam!
Read ArticleArre bhai, 2 million students ka Neet ka khel hai, par exams ka stress hai, jaise dil ki dhadkan ho rahi ho! Zindagi ki baazi mein, chalo, mental health ki taraf bhi nazar daalo! Sidharth ki tarah, suno! Yeh uncertainty hai, jaise baarish mein chhatri bhool gaye ho, par padhai ka junoon hai, bhai! Padhai ka chakkar hai, par suno, khud ko sambhalo, zindagi hai ek safar!
Read ArticleArre bhai, Congo aur Uganda mein Ebola ka chakkar hai, 200 se zyada jaan chali gayi, aur yeh hai sabse badi musibat is waqt! 894 cases confirm hue hain, par log toh bhaag rahe hain jaise koi cricket match mein run-out ho raha ho! Ituri province ka haal toh aisa hai, jaise baarish mein chappal bhool gaye ho! Bas, umeed hai, jaise cricket mein last over ki tension! Aashirwad rakho, bhai log!
Read ArticleKerala ki kahani suno, mere dosto! Shigella ka chakkar hai, 146 bimaariyan, aur June ne diya 70 ka jhatka! K. Muraleedharan keh rahe hain, Kozhikode ne kiya sabse zyada kamaal, 74 cases ka hai yeh haal! Khana ho saaf, nahi toh yeh bhoot hai khaufnaak, dard aur paani se bhara hai yeh saaf safar!
Read ArticleArre suno doston, ab syrup ki dukaan pe nahi chalega bina doctor ki prescription! Centre ne kiya hai ek zabardast badlaav, syrups ko Schedule K se hata diya hai, jaise koi khiladi out ho gaya ho. Cough syrup bhi ab sirf doctor ki dua se milega, kyunki safety hai sabse pehle! Baccho ke liye bhi nayi niyam, unko syrup se door rakho, samjhe? Yeh hai desi shayari, health ki badi baat!
Read ArticleBhaiyon aur behno, Jaspal Rana ki kahani hai ek dard bhari shayari! 49 saal ki umr mein, dil ki bimari ne unhe chhoda, par zindagi ki raahein khatarnak hoti hain! Dilli se Munich tak, unka safar tha dil se dil tak! Dosto, heart attack ke baad, dil ko samjho, kyunki der se aane wale dard ke nishaan kabhi bhoolte nahi!
Read ArticleSuno suno, mere dosto! Stretching hai zaroori, jaise chai bina biscuit! Pehle aate hain dynamic stretches, jaise leg swings, jo muscles ko jagate hain, aur baad mein static stretches, jo thakaan bhagate hain. Warm-up bina na karein, warna muscles tight ho jayenge, jaise meri shayari! Injury se bachne ke liye stretching sirf ek hissa hai, pura khayal rakhna padega! Toh tayyar ho jao, aur stretch karo, warna kehna mat, 'Siddhu Paaji, kyun nahi bataya!'
Read ArticleKerala ki galiyaan gungunahat kar rahi hain, kyunki ek 43 saal ka vyakti Nipah virus se joojh raha hai! Hospital se hospital ka safar, jaise cricket ka run chase, par yeh koi match nahi, yeh hai zindagi ka khel! Health Minister ne kaha, 'Panic ki koi zaroorat nahi, par dhyan rakhna hai, bhai!' Bats ki duniya se aayi hai yeh bimari, aur ab sabko shayari ki tarah sambhalna padega!
Read ArticleAesthetic clinics ki duniya mein, Botox ka hai naya rang, CDSCO ki nayi khushboo se bhara hai yeh sang! Youth ki dil ki dhadkan, non-surgical ka junoon, social media ka hai naya jadoo, ab hoga sirf qualified ka chakkar, bhai! Beauty parlours ki khudai ab hogi safed, kyunki safety ka hai naya trend, injectables ka hai naya safar, samjhe na, dost!
Read ArticleDilli-NCR ke patients ki kahani hai kuch aisi, doctor se mile, par samajh aaye sirf khud ki hi baatein! 73.8% ne kaha, 'Doctor bhai, thoda samay do, samajh nahi aaya!' Aur 78.5% ne Google ko dhoondh liya, jaise woh ek dost ho! Yeh hai IPNCI ki report, jo keh rahi hai, 'Healthcare ka jangal hai, nikalna mushkil!'
Read ArticleArre bhai, brown sugar ka rang hai ya sirf marketing ka jadoo? Doctor kehte hain, yeh hai white sugar ka bhai, bas thoda sa rang badal diya! Kalori ka farq sirf 1.3 hai, par blood sugar ka chakkar hai ek hi! Sugar ki maatra ko ghatana hai asli game, samjhe? Aakhir, mithaas mein bhi samajhdaari chahiye, bhai ji!
Read ArticleDosto, coffee ka chakkar hai bada hi zabardast! Filtered ya unfiltered, dono ka hai apna hi swag! Paper filter se cholesterol ka khauf, par unfiltered mein hai asli josh! Cafestol aur kahweol, yeh hai bad cholesterol ke dost, par moderation mein hai sab kuch badiya. Toh, coffee ka maza lo, par apni health ka bhi khayal rakho, kyunki zindagi hai ek cup coffee ki tarah, thodi garam, thodi meethi!
Read ArticleArre suno, NFHS-6 ka natak hai, 101 indicators ka chakkar hai, par 43 indicators ko bhool gaye jaise purani yaadon ka bhangra! Anaemia aur sex ratio ka kya hua, bhai? 679,238 gharon ki kahani hai, par kuch naya nahi, sirf purani baatein! Kya yeh hai progress ya sirf ek naya drama? Bolo, kya chakkar hai!
Read ArticleDosto, Covid ne kiya hai ek zabardast drama, 55,000 cancer cases hue hain chhupte chhupte, jaise koi khazana chhupa ho! Lockdown ne health care ko diya ek jhatka, sab kuch ho gaya tha behaal. Australia se UK tak, prostate cancer ki kami hui 24%, par seekhna hai, kaise banein humare health systems mazeed mazboot, kyunki aane wale waqt mein chahiye ek naya roshni ka sooraj!
Read ArticleBachche hain khush, vaccination ki hai baat, par khana hai kamzor, yeh hai sachai ki raat! NFHS-6 ne dikhaya, stunting ki kami hui, par khurak ki kami abhi bhi hai bhari. 90% deliveries hospital mein, par khana hai ab bhi chhota, samajh lo yaar, yeh hai desh ki kahani, milkar karein is par charcha, hai yeh zaroori!
Read ArticleSuno dosto, garmi ka hai khel, jahan low aur high blood pressure ka hai chakkar! Garmi se ho sakta hai dil ka dard, low pressure se ho jao tayyar! Aaj ki garmi mein paani peelo, thand raho, aur garmi ko keh do, aa jao khelne! Yaad rahe, zindagi hai ek shayari, toh khud ko sambhalo, aur garmi se bachne ka naara lagao!
Read ArticleArre bhai, khamoshi aaye toh sabse pehle phone ki taraf haath badh jaata hai! Kya yeh addiction hai ya boredom ka nasha? Experts kehte hain, yeh sirf aadat hai, par yeh emotional crutches ban jaate hain. Phone ka istemal tab tak theek hai jab tak yeh zindagi ko na chheen le! Kya yeh scrolling humare dimaag ko chhota kar raha hai? Aao, samjhein yeh digital chakkar!
Read ArticleEbola ki dawaiyan, bhaiyon aur behno, sirf clinical trials mein, yeh hai WHO ka kehna! Congo aur Uganda mein, bimari ka chakkar hai chalu, par logon ko nahi milega yeh khazana! Mapp aur Regeneron ki dawaiyan hain promising, par khud ko sambhal lo, kyunki yeh sirf trials mein hi hain chhupi! Vaccine ki baatein bhi ho rahi hain, par sab kuch hai abhi khwab sa, aao milke is safar mein chalo, shayari aur hasi ke saath chalo!
Read ArticleArre bhai, vitamin B12 aur folate ki kami se thakaan hai, jaise khud ki chhatri khud hi bhool gaye! Mardon ki thakaan aur auraton ki motivation ki kami, ek nayi kahani hai, jaise khud ki kahani sunana. Homocysteine ki baarish se ho raha hai sab kuch, par sahi diet se thakaan ko bhaga sakte hain, warna thakaan toh aise hi chhata rahega, jaise baarish mein khud ki chhatri nahi hai!
Read ArticleArre suno bhaiyon aur behno, Ozempic aur Wegovy ki kahani hai, jo diabetes aur wazan ghatane se lekar cancer ki raah bhi rok rahi hain! Chicago ki ASCO mehfil mein, yeh study ne sabko chonk diya, kyunki GLP-1 dawaiyan cancer ki chamak ko dheere kar rahi hain, jaise mehfil mein sharaab ka nasha! Par sambhal ke, kyunki asli khel abhi baaki hai!
Read ArticleBhaiyon aur behno, garmi ka maidan hai, par humidity ka chakkar hai! Jab hawa garmi se bhari ho, toh paani se bhari aankhein bhi ghamgheen ho jaati hain. Wet-bulb temperature hai, yeh samajh lo, garmi ki dard bhari kahani hai! Jab paseena nahi beh raha, toh dil ki dhadkan bhi badh jaati hai. Samjho, garmi se bachne ka ek hi raasta hai — paani pi lo, hawa se dosti karo, aur dhoop se door raho!
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