Suno suno, *Bryan Johnson* ka drama hai, jise *autoimmune gastritis* ne pakda hai! Uska pet khud ko kha raha hai, par wo keh raha hai, "Koi baat nahi, main ise samadhan karunga!" *Bhai, zindagi hai, jashn mana!* Sugar cereal ki duniya mein, ab *B12* aur *iron* ki zaroorat hai. *Siddhu Paaji* kehte hain, "Zindagi mein khush rehna zaroori hai, chahe pet khud ko kha raha ho!"
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Bhaiyon aur behno, Europe ki garmi ne sabko de diya hai jhatka! WHO keh raha hai, garmi ne 1300 logon ko chhoda hai bechain. France mein budhe logon ki garmi se hui hai khudkushi, kyunki ghar thande nahi, garmi ko bulane wale hain! Yeh garmi sirf dosti karne aayi hai, par humne toh sirf thand ki dua ki thi!
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Arre suno, dost! Centre ne Jackson Labs ke licenses ko kiya khatam, jaise khichdi mein se paani. Rajasthan ki kahani hai, jahan maaon ki maut ne macha diya hungama. Health authorities keh rahe hain, 'Kya zamana aa gaya!' WHO bhi bol raha hai, 'Humein bhi batao, kya chakkar hai?' Sab kuch chal raha hai, jaise dosti ka rishta, investigation ka chakkar chalu hai!
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Jab duniya ne dekha Michael Jackson ka rang udta, samjha logon ne ki yeh sirf ek cosmetic choice hai. Par yeh toh ek autoimmune bhool bhulaiya hai, bhai! Har saal 25 June ko, hum World Vitiligo Day manate hain, stigma ko todte hue, jaise ek chhoti si jadoo ki chiriya udti hai! Chandigarh mein is baar ka jashn, bhai, hai zabardast!
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Arre suno, dosto! Centre ne diya hai naya hukam, IVF aur surrogacy clinics ko har 3 ya 5 saal mein karna padega registration ka naya chakkar! Jaise cricket mein doosra chakkar, waise clinics ko bhi ab regular inspections se guzarna padega. Aakhir ghar ki khushiyon ka sawaal hai, aur yeh naya niyam sabko dega assurance ki clinics hain sahi raaste par, jaise ball ka sahi direction!
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Kehte hain, *zindagi hai ek khiladi*, par Congo ki *Ebola* ki kahani hai kuch aur hi! 1,003 logon ki zindagi ka *chakkar* hai, aur 254 ne chhoda *sath*. Ituri mein *bimari ka bazaar* hai, par 100 ne jeet liya *jang*. Yeh *Bundibugyo* ka virus hai, koi *vaccine* nahi, sirf *dard aur shayari*. 35,000 logon ki *pehchaan* abhi baaki hai, *kya yeh hai kisi film ka plot*?
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Arre bhai, suno! **_Centre ne 16 FDC dawaon ka ban lagaya, kyunki inka asar hai khaas, par khatarnaak bhi!_** Yeh dawaein jo milke banti thi, ab sirf khwab hain. **_Public health ki hai yeh pehchaan, samjho dosto, ab nahi milengi yeh dawaein, bas bhool jao inka naam!_**
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Arre bhai, *2 million* students ka *Neet* ka khel hai, par *exams ka stress* hai, jaise *dil ki dhadkan* ho rahi ho! *Zindagi ki baazi* mein, chalo, *mental health* ki taraf bhi nazar daalo! *Sidharth ki tarah*, *suno!* Yeh *uncertainty* hai, jaise baarish mein chhatri bhool gaye ho, par padhai ka junoon hai, bhai! *Padhai ka chakkar* hai, par *suno*, khud ko sambhalo, zindagi hai ek *safar*!
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Arre bhai, Congo aur Uganda mein Ebola ka chakkar hai, 200 se zyada jaan chali gayi, aur yeh hai sabse badi musibat is waqt! 894 cases confirm hue hain, par log toh bhaag rahe hain jaise koi cricket match mein run-out ho raha ho! Ituri province ka haal toh aisa hai, jaise baarish mein chappal bhool gaye ho! Bas, umeed hai, jaise cricket mein last over ki tension! Aashirwad rakho, bhai log!
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*Kerala ki kahani suno, mere dosto! Shigella ka chakkar hai, 146 bimaariyan, aur June ne diya 70 ka jhatka! K. Muraleedharan keh rahe hain, Kozhikode ne kiya sabse zyada kamaal, 74 cases ka hai yeh haal! Khana ho saaf, nahi toh yeh bhoot hai khaufnaak, dard aur paani se bhara hai yeh saaf safar!*
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Arre suno doston, ab syrup ki dukaan pe nahi chalega bina doctor ki prescription! Centre ne kiya hai ek zabardast badlaav, *syrups* ko Schedule K se hata diya hai, jaise koi khiladi out ho gaya ho. Cough syrup bhi ab sirf doctor ki dua se milega, kyunki safety hai sabse pehle! Baccho ke liye bhi nayi niyam, unko syrup se door rakho, samjhe? Yeh hai *desi* shayari, *health* ki badi baat!
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Bhaiyon aur behno, Jaspal Rana ki kahani hai ek *dard bhari shayari*! 49 saal ki umr mein, dil ki bimari ne unhe chhoda, par zindagi ki raahein khatarnak hoti hain! *Dilli se Munich tak*, unka safar tha *dil se dil tak*! Dosto, heart attack ke baad, *dil ko samjho*, kyunki der se aane wale *dard ke nishaan* kabhi bhoolte nahi!
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Suno suno, mere dosto! **Stretching** hai zaroori, jaise chai bina biscuit! Pehle aate hain **dynamic stretches**, jaise leg swings, jo muscles ko jagate hain, aur baad mein **static stretches**, jo thakaan bhagate hain. Warm-up bina na karein, warna muscles tight ho jayenge, jaise meri shayari! Injury se bachne ke liye stretching sirf ek hissa hai, pura khayal rakhna padega! Toh tayyar ho jao, aur stretch karo, warna kehna mat, 'Siddhu Paaji, kyun nahi bataya!'
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Kerala ki galiyaan gungunahat kar rahi hain, kyunki ek 43 saal ka vyakti Nipah virus se joojh raha hai! Hospital se hospital ka safar, jaise cricket ka run chase, par yeh koi match nahi, yeh hai zindagi ka khel! Health Minister ne kaha, 'Panic ki koi zaroorat nahi, par dhyan rakhna hai, bhai!' Bats ki duniya se aayi hai yeh bimari, aur ab sabko shayari ki tarah sambhalna padega!
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Aesthetic clinics ki duniya mein, Botox ka hai naya rang, CDSCO ki nayi khushboo se bhara hai yeh sang! Youth ki *dil ki dhadkan*, non-surgical ka junoon, *social media* ka hai naya jadoo, ab hoga sirf qualified ka chakkar, bhai! Beauty parlours ki *khudai* ab hogi *safed*, kyunki safety ka hai naya trend, *injectables* ka hai naya safar, samjhe na, dost!
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Dilli-NCR ke patients ki kahani hai kuch aisi, doctor se mile, par samajh aaye sirf khud ki hi baatein! 73.8% ne kaha, 'Doctor bhai, thoda samay do, samajh nahi aaya!' Aur 78.5% ne Google ko dhoondh liya, jaise woh ek dost ho! Yeh hai IPNCI ki report, jo keh rahi hai, 'Healthcare ka jangal hai, nikalna mushkil!'
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Arre bhai, brown sugar ka rang hai ya sirf marketing ka jadoo? Doctor kehte hain, yeh hai white sugar ka bhai, bas thoda sa rang badal diya! Kalori ka farq sirf 1.3 hai, par blood sugar ka chakkar hai ek hi! Sugar ki maatra ko ghatana hai asli game, samjhe? Aakhir, mithaas mein bhi samajhdaari chahiye, bhai ji!
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Dosto, coffee ka chakkar hai bada hi zabardast! Filtered ya unfiltered, dono ka hai apna hi swag! Paper filter se cholesterol ka khauf, par unfiltered mein hai asli josh! Cafestol aur kahweol, yeh hai bad cholesterol ke dost, par moderation mein hai sab kuch badiya. Toh, coffee ka maza lo, par apni health ka bhi khayal rakho, kyunki zindagi hai ek cup coffee ki tarah, thodi garam, thodi meethi!
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Arre suno, NFHS-6 ka natak hai, 101 indicators ka chakkar hai, par 43 indicators ko bhool gaye jaise purani yaadon ka bhangra! Anaemia aur sex ratio ka kya hua, bhai? 679,238 gharon ki kahani hai, par kuch naya nahi, sirf purani baatein! Kya yeh hai progress ya sirf ek naya drama? Bolo, kya chakkar hai!
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Dosto, Covid ne kiya hai ek zabardast drama, 55,000 cancer cases hue hain chhupte chhupte, jaise koi khazana chhupa ho! Lockdown ne health care ko diya ek jhatka, sab kuch ho gaya tha behaal. Australia se UK tak, prostate cancer ki kami hui 24%, par seekhna hai, kaise banein humare health systems mazeed mazboot, kyunki aane wale waqt mein chahiye ek naya roshni ka sooraj!
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Bachche hain khush, vaccination ki hai baat, par khana hai kamzor, yeh hai sachai ki raat! NFHS-6 ne dikhaya, stunting ki kami hui, par khurak ki kami abhi bhi hai bhari. 90% deliveries hospital mein, par khana hai ab bhi chhota, samajh lo yaar, yeh hai desh ki kahani, milkar karein is par charcha, hai yeh zaroori!
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Suno dosto, garmi ka hai khel, jahan low aur high blood pressure ka hai chakkar! *Garmi se ho sakta hai dil ka dard, low pressure se ho jao tayyar!* Aaj ki garmi mein paani peelo, thand raho, aur *garmi ko keh do, aa jao khelne!* Yaad rahe, zindagi hai ek shayari, toh khud ko sambhalo, aur garmi se bachne ka naara lagao!
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Arre bhai, khamoshi aaye toh sabse pehle phone ki taraf haath badh jaata hai! Kya yeh addiction hai ya boredom ka nasha? Experts kehte hain, yeh sirf aadat hai, par yeh emotional crutches ban jaate hain. Phone ka istemal tab tak theek hai jab tak yeh zindagi ko na chheen le! Kya yeh scrolling humare dimaag ko chhota kar raha hai? Aao, samjhein yeh digital chakkar!
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**_Ebola ki dawaiyan, bhaiyon aur behno, sirf clinical trials mein, yeh hai WHO ka kehna! Congo aur Uganda mein, bimari ka chakkar hai chalu, par logon ko nahi milega yeh khazana! Mapp aur Regeneron ki dawaiyan hain promising, par khud ko sambhal lo, kyunki yeh sirf trials mein hi hain chhupi! Vaccine ki baatein bhi ho rahi hain, par sab kuch hai abhi khwab sa, aao milke is safar mein chalo, shayari aur hasi ke saath chalo!_**
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Arre bhai, vitamin B12 aur folate ki kami se thakaan hai, jaise khud ki chhatri khud hi bhool gaye! Mardon ki thakaan aur auraton ki motivation ki kami, ek nayi kahani hai, jaise khud ki kahani sunana. Homocysteine ki baarish se ho raha hai sab kuch, par sahi diet se thakaan ko bhaga sakte hain, warna thakaan toh aise hi chhata rahega, jaise baarish mein khud ki chhatri nahi hai!
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Arre suno bhaiyon aur behno, Ozempic aur Wegovy ki kahani hai, jo diabetes aur wazan ghatane se lekar cancer ki raah bhi rok rahi hain! Chicago ki ASCO mehfil mein, yeh study ne sabko chonk diya, kyunki GLP-1 dawaiyan cancer ki chamak ko dheere kar rahi hain, jaise mehfil mein sharaab ka nasha! Par sambhal ke, kyunki asli khel abhi baaki hai!
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Bhaiyon aur behno, garmi ka maidan hai, par humidity ka chakkar hai! Jab hawa garmi se bhari ho, toh paani se bhari aankhein bhi ghamgheen ho jaati hain. Wet-bulb temperature hai, yeh samajh lo, garmi ki dard bhari kahani hai! Jab paseena nahi beh raha, toh dil ki dhadkan bhi badh jaati hai. Samjho, garmi se bachne ka ek hi raasta hai — paani pi lo, hawa se dosti karo, aur dhoop se door raho!
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**_Arre bhai, kaam ki duniya mein ab mental health ka bhi hai jashn! Gen Z ne therapy ko banaya apna dost, jaise chai bina biscuit ke nahi. Ek report kehti hai, 44% badh gaya hai counselling ka istemal, par chaar mein se ek banda session book karke bhi nahi aata. Samasya hai samajhne ki, na ki sirf use karne ki!_**
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Sun Pharma ka *Unloxcyt*, dosto, Chicago mein ASCO ki mehfil mein chamak gaya! 64 patients ki kahani, 50% response ka jadoo, 27% poora aur 23% thoda sa! 77 saal ke budhe bhaiyon ne 60 hafton tak ilaaj kiya, aur sab kuch badiya hai! Yeh hai asli *sher* ki kahani, dosto, jahan umeed ki roshni kabhi nahi chhuti!
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Aree dosto, NIT Rourkela ne kiya hai kamaal! AI ki chamak se ban gayi hai ek nayi microscopy, jo blood cancer aur malaria ki talash mein, jaise ek khiladi ball ko samajhta hai! Bina kisi human error ke, yeh technology images ko samajhkar focus karegi, sasta aur accha healthcare lekar aayegi! Dekho, yeh hai agle daur ki healthcare ki nayi kahani!
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Garmi ka maidan, bhaiyon aur behno! Jab suraj ki aag chadh jaaye, tab dimaag bhi hota hai khafa. Garmi se hoti hai chinta, chidhchidhahat, aur kabhi kabhi gussa bhi. Toh paani piyo, thoda chill maro, aur garmi se dosti karne ka waqt aa gaya hai. Yaad rakho, garmi se sirf sharir nahi, dimaag bhi hota hai pareshan!
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Arre bhai, suno! Ek baar ka gene editing ka jadoo, jo cholesterol ko keh raha hai bye-bye! VERVE-102 naam ka yeh potion, dil ke dard ko karega khatam. Ek hi baar ki injection se, LDL cholesterol ho jayega itna kam, jaise bhangra karte waqt thakaan! Par yaad rahe, yeh sirf shuruat hai, aur aage bahut kuch seekhna hai!
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Suno, dosto! Raat ki garmi hai, jaise koi mehfil ho, par thandak nahi! Doctor keh rahe hain, agar raat ko thandak nahi milti, toh sapne bhi bhari bhari hote hain! Garam hawaon se neend ud jaati hai, aur subah tak thakaan hi thakaan! Halka cotton pehno, paani piya karo, aur hawa ka jadoo chalayao! Garmi se bachne ka hai ye naya mantra, yaad rakho, dosto!
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Dosto, aankhein keh rahi hain, "Chashme se dosti mat todho!" Eye exercises se nazar sudharne ka khwab hai, par sach hai, sirf thoda aaram milega, chashme nahi! Screen ke samne baithne se aankhein thak jaati hain, par exercise se na samjho koi jadoo. Doctor ki salah lo, warna kahoge, 'Oh bhai, kya kar diya!'
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Aree bhai, Congo ki kahani hai, jahan Ebola ne machayi hai halchal! Nyankunde Hospital mein, Dr. Kashindi hai line par, par test ki ghalti ne diya unhe ek false hope ka jhatka. Ab 25 logon ki jaan khatre mein hai, aur hospital mein na hai isolation, na hai masks. Yeh toh hai ek SOS, bhai log! Khud ko sambhalna hai, warna yeh Ebola toh sabko chudail ki tarah pakad lega!
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Oh mere dosto, injectable cosmetics ka kya hai, ek khwab hai jo sach nahi! CDSCO keh raha hai, yeh cosmetics nahi, sirf 'rub, pour, sprinkle' ke liye hai. Beauty clinics ki hawa mein, injectable treatments ka chakkar hai, par yeh hai sirf dikhawa! Consumer safety ka khayal rakho, warna yeh shayari ban jayegi khud par.
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Bhaiyon aur behno, suno! Ebola ki kahani hai purani, Central Africa mein chhupi thi ek khufiya kahani! May mein hui ek funeral ki baat hai, wahan se shuru hui yeh badi saazish, samjho ek super-spreader ki dastaan! WHO keh raha hai, 'Humne dekha hai 600 se zyada cases, par asli number toh 1000 tak ja sakta hai!' Vaccine ki talash hai, par waqt lagega, shayari ki tarah, thoda patience rakho, doston!
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Aayi hai khabar, Congo ki zameen pe khauf ka saaya! 131 jaanain chali gayi, 500 se zyada logon ki jaanch ho rahi hai. Health minister keh rahe hain, 'Yeh sirf shakk hain, asal ka pata abhi chalna baaki hai.' WHO ki taraf se bhi khabar hai, yeh outbreak hai Bundibugyo virus ka, bhaiyya! Jab tak vaccine nahi, tab tak khauf toh rahega. Yeh hai zindagi, kabhi khushi, kabhi gham, par hum toh hasi se jeetenge!
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Arre bhai, weekend ke shera, gym ki daud hai, par injury ki chudail bhi hai! Dr. Sinha kehte hain, "Body ko samjho, ek din mein kya, warm-up se shuru karo, warna tendon ki kahani banti hai!" Corporate warriors, thoda samjho, zindagi ka asli cricket hai, par injury se bachne ka raaz hai, thoda sa pyaar, thoda sa tayyari!
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Bhaiyon aur behno, Ebola ki garmi hai, par India ki jaan hai surakshit! Health Ministry ne uthaye kadam, jaise shayar ki kalam! WHO ki khabar se chali hai garmi, par hum hain tayyar, jaise cricket ka match ho purani yaari! Airports par hai khudai, sab kuch hai tayaar, safety hai hamari, yeh hai sabse bada pyaar!
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Arre bhaiyon aur behno! Congo mein Ebola ka chakkar chalu hai, jaise koi chori chhupke aata hai! 350 shikaar aur 91 jaanen gayi, par yeh bimari toh pehchaanne mein mushkil hai! Hospitals mein bhaagdaud hai, par logon ko kehna hai, ‘Bhai, jaldi aao, warna khud ka chakkar aayega!’ Yeh Bundibugyo hai, na koi vaccine, na ilaaj, sirf samay ki baatein hai! Khud ko sambhalo, warna yeh virus khud ko sambhal legi!
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Sunscreen lagao, par suno meri baat, *do-finger rule* se karo shuruat! Har do ghante mein reappli karna hai, warna tan ka chakkar khatam nahi hoga yaar! Garmiyon ki dhoop se bachne ka hai yeh raaz, sunscreen sirf ek baar nahi, baar-baar lagana hai saaz! Aur yaad rakhna, skin ki dekhbhaal bhi zaroori hai, warna tan se bachne ka har koshish bekaar ho jayegi, bhai! *Sunscreen hai zaroori, par sirf yeh nahi, skin ki care bhi hai badi hi zaroori!*
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Aaj ki baat hai, WHO ne kaha, *Ebola ki lehar hai, samajh lo bhaiya!* Congo aur Uganda mein chhayi hai gham ki baat, 300 se zyada log hain shikaar, 88 ki hui hai maut ka saath. Yeh Bundibugyo virus hai, jaise dard ka ek naara, par borders band karne ki nahi, yeh hai sirf ek khauf ka saaya. *Zindagi hai ek shayari, aur hum hain iske shayar!*
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Suno suno, dosto! Emotional eating ka yeh kissa hai hormones ka, mood ka, aur stress ka milan! Jab mahine ka cycle ya menopause aaye, cravings ka chakkar chalu ho jata hai. Khana hai pyaar, par samajh ke khana, warna stress ka chakkar hai! Balance rakho, khud ko samjho, kyunki yeh eating ka jadoo hai, ek baar samjha toh sab kuch badal jaata hai!
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Arre bhai, pasina behne se nahi hota fat ka jadoo! Workout ka maidan hai, par pasina sirf body ko thanda karta hai, jaise garmi mein chhaata. Fitter log zyada pasina karte hain, par woh bhi sirf body ki tarah se hai, fat ka nahi. Aakhir, asli fat ki baat hai calorie control, exercise aur khana! Samjhe?
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Suno suno, dosto! *PCOS* ab *PMOS* hai, naam badla, aur ab khud ko samjho, yeh sirf *ovaries* ka khel nahi! Yeh hai *polyendocrine metabolic ovarian syndrome*, jisse samjhenge log, yeh hai hormonal drama ka naya rang! Doctor bhi samjhenge, aur treatment milega, jo hai asli *womanhood* ka safar! Badiya hai, dosto, badiya hai!
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Bhaiyon aur behno, *International Nurses Day* ka jashn hai, 12 May ko, jab hum unhe yaad karte hain jo swasthya ka backbone hain! Nurses sirf dawa nahi dete, *dil se* bhi sambhalte hain, jaise ek *sher* apne *bache* ko sambhalta hai. *Empowered Nurses Save Lives* ka theme hai, toh chalo milkar inhe izzat dein, kyunki inki wajah se hi *healthcare* ka safar aasan hota hai.
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Suno suno, doston! Agar bhukmari ko bhaga do, toh 2.3 million TB ke maamle ho sakte hain khatam! 2023 mein, India se lekar Indonesia tak, khud Lancet ki baat hai! Khana hai zaroori, warna TB ka kya? Nutrition se badi koi daulat nahi, yeh hai asli khazana! TB ko bhagao, khushiyon ka jahan banao, yeh hai asli shayari ka jamana!
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Doston, Caribbean Princess par hua kuch aisa, *norovirus ka chakkar hai badi khich-khich! 102 passengers aur 13 crew, sab hain bechain, *kya khaya, kya piya, ab sab hain pareshan!* Vomiting aur diarrhoea ki hai kahani, *haath dhona hai, yeh hai asli zindagi ka nishaani!* Recovery 2-3 din mein, par virus hai chhupaa, *samjha kya, dost? Ye hai winter ka shikaar, baba!*
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Bhaiyon aur behno, suno! Kutton ki khushboo se ab cancer ki talash, kya baat hai! Yeh chhote dost, jo bomb aur chori ka pata lagate hain, ab cancer ko bhi sniff karte hain. Ek nayi study mein, inke nose ka jadoo 90% tak kaam karta hai! Dognosis ki team keh rahi hai, "Saans lo, khud ko jaanch lo!" Ab toh cancer screening bhi *non-invasive* hai, bas ek mask pehno aur chalo! Lekin dhyan rahe, abhi yeh sirf shuruat hai!
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Suno suno, Bryan Johnson ka drama hai, jise autoimmune gastritis ne pakda hai! Uska pet khud ko kha raha hai, par wo keh raha hai, "Koi baat nahi, main ise samadhan karunga!" Bhai, zindagi hai, jashn mana! Sugar cereal ki duniya mein, ab B12 aur iron ki zaroorat hai. Siddhu Paaji kehte hain, "Zindagi mein khush rehna zaroori hai, chahe pet khud ko kha raha ho!"
Read ArticleBhaiyon aur behno, Europe ki garmi ne sabko de diya hai jhatka! WHO keh raha hai, garmi ne 1300 logon ko chhoda hai bechain. France mein budhe logon ki garmi se hui hai khudkushi, kyunki ghar thande nahi, garmi ko bulane wale hain! Yeh garmi sirf dosti karne aayi hai, par humne toh sirf thand ki dua ki thi!
Read ArticleArre suno, dost! Centre ne Jackson Labs ke licenses ko kiya khatam, jaise khichdi mein se paani. Rajasthan ki kahani hai, jahan maaon ki maut ne macha diya hungama. Health authorities keh rahe hain, 'Kya zamana aa gaya!' WHO bhi bol raha hai, 'Humein bhi batao, kya chakkar hai?' Sab kuch chal raha hai, jaise dosti ka rishta, investigation ka chakkar chalu hai!
Read ArticleJab duniya ne dekha Michael Jackson ka rang udta, samjha logon ne ki yeh sirf ek cosmetic choice hai. Par yeh toh ek autoimmune bhool bhulaiya hai, bhai! Har saal 25 June ko, hum World Vitiligo Day manate hain, stigma ko todte hue, jaise ek chhoti si jadoo ki chiriya udti hai! Chandigarh mein is baar ka jashn, bhai, hai zabardast!
Read ArticleArre suno, dosto! Centre ne diya hai naya hukam, IVF aur surrogacy clinics ko har 3 ya 5 saal mein karna padega registration ka naya chakkar! Jaise cricket mein doosra chakkar, waise clinics ko bhi ab regular inspections se guzarna padega. Aakhir ghar ki khushiyon ka sawaal hai, aur yeh naya niyam sabko dega assurance ki clinics hain sahi raaste par, jaise ball ka sahi direction!
Read ArticleKehte hain, zindagi hai ek khiladi, par Congo ki Ebola ki kahani hai kuch aur hi! 1,003 logon ki zindagi ka chakkar hai, aur 254 ne chhoda sath. Ituri mein bimari ka bazaar hai, par 100 ne jeet liya jang. Yeh Bundibugyo ka virus hai, koi vaccine nahi, sirf dard aur shayari. 35,000 logon ki pehchaan abhi baaki hai, kya yeh hai kisi film ka plot?
Read ArticleArre bhai, suno! Centre ne 16 FDC dawaon ka ban lagaya, kyunki inka asar hai khaas, par khatarnaak bhi! Yeh dawaein jo milke banti thi, ab sirf khwab hain. Public health ki hai yeh pehchaan, samjho dosto, ab nahi milengi yeh dawaein, bas bhool jao inka naam!
Read ArticleArre bhai, 2 million students ka Neet ka khel hai, par exams ka stress hai, jaise dil ki dhadkan ho rahi ho! Zindagi ki baazi mein, chalo, mental health ki taraf bhi nazar daalo! Sidharth ki tarah, suno! Yeh uncertainty hai, jaise baarish mein chhatri bhool gaye ho, par padhai ka junoon hai, bhai! Padhai ka chakkar hai, par suno, khud ko sambhalo, zindagi hai ek safar!
Read ArticleArre bhai, Congo aur Uganda mein Ebola ka chakkar hai, 200 se zyada jaan chali gayi, aur yeh hai sabse badi musibat is waqt! 894 cases confirm hue hain, par log toh bhaag rahe hain jaise koi cricket match mein run-out ho raha ho! Ituri province ka haal toh aisa hai, jaise baarish mein chappal bhool gaye ho! Bas, umeed hai, jaise cricket mein last over ki tension! Aashirwad rakho, bhai log!
Read ArticleKerala ki kahani suno, mere dosto! Shigella ka chakkar hai, 146 bimaariyan, aur June ne diya 70 ka jhatka! K. Muraleedharan keh rahe hain, Kozhikode ne kiya sabse zyada kamaal, 74 cases ka hai yeh haal! Khana ho saaf, nahi toh yeh bhoot hai khaufnaak, dard aur paani se bhara hai yeh saaf safar!
Read ArticleArre suno doston, ab syrup ki dukaan pe nahi chalega bina doctor ki prescription! Centre ne kiya hai ek zabardast badlaav, syrups ko Schedule K se hata diya hai, jaise koi khiladi out ho gaya ho. Cough syrup bhi ab sirf doctor ki dua se milega, kyunki safety hai sabse pehle! Baccho ke liye bhi nayi niyam, unko syrup se door rakho, samjhe? Yeh hai desi shayari, health ki badi baat!
Read ArticleBhaiyon aur behno, Jaspal Rana ki kahani hai ek dard bhari shayari! 49 saal ki umr mein, dil ki bimari ne unhe chhoda, par zindagi ki raahein khatarnak hoti hain! Dilli se Munich tak, unka safar tha dil se dil tak! Dosto, heart attack ke baad, dil ko samjho, kyunki der se aane wale dard ke nishaan kabhi bhoolte nahi!
Read ArticleSuno suno, mere dosto! Stretching hai zaroori, jaise chai bina biscuit! Pehle aate hain dynamic stretches, jaise leg swings, jo muscles ko jagate hain, aur baad mein static stretches, jo thakaan bhagate hain. Warm-up bina na karein, warna muscles tight ho jayenge, jaise meri shayari! Injury se bachne ke liye stretching sirf ek hissa hai, pura khayal rakhna padega! Toh tayyar ho jao, aur stretch karo, warna kehna mat, 'Siddhu Paaji, kyun nahi bataya!'
Read ArticleKerala ki galiyaan gungunahat kar rahi hain, kyunki ek 43 saal ka vyakti Nipah virus se joojh raha hai! Hospital se hospital ka safar, jaise cricket ka run chase, par yeh koi match nahi, yeh hai zindagi ka khel! Health Minister ne kaha, 'Panic ki koi zaroorat nahi, par dhyan rakhna hai, bhai!' Bats ki duniya se aayi hai yeh bimari, aur ab sabko shayari ki tarah sambhalna padega!
Read ArticleAesthetic clinics ki duniya mein, Botox ka hai naya rang, CDSCO ki nayi khushboo se bhara hai yeh sang! Youth ki dil ki dhadkan, non-surgical ka junoon, social media ka hai naya jadoo, ab hoga sirf qualified ka chakkar, bhai! Beauty parlours ki khudai ab hogi safed, kyunki safety ka hai naya trend, injectables ka hai naya safar, samjhe na, dost!
Read ArticleDilli-NCR ke patients ki kahani hai kuch aisi, doctor se mile, par samajh aaye sirf khud ki hi baatein! 73.8% ne kaha, 'Doctor bhai, thoda samay do, samajh nahi aaya!' Aur 78.5% ne Google ko dhoondh liya, jaise woh ek dost ho! Yeh hai IPNCI ki report, jo keh rahi hai, 'Healthcare ka jangal hai, nikalna mushkil!'
Read ArticleArre bhai, brown sugar ka rang hai ya sirf marketing ka jadoo? Doctor kehte hain, yeh hai white sugar ka bhai, bas thoda sa rang badal diya! Kalori ka farq sirf 1.3 hai, par blood sugar ka chakkar hai ek hi! Sugar ki maatra ko ghatana hai asli game, samjhe? Aakhir, mithaas mein bhi samajhdaari chahiye, bhai ji!
Read ArticleDosto, coffee ka chakkar hai bada hi zabardast! Filtered ya unfiltered, dono ka hai apna hi swag! Paper filter se cholesterol ka khauf, par unfiltered mein hai asli josh! Cafestol aur kahweol, yeh hai bad cholesterol ke dost, par moderation mein hai sab kuch badiya. Toh, coffee ka maza lo, par apni health ka bhi khayal rakho, kyunki zindagi hai ek cup coffee ki tarah, thodi garam, thodi meethi!
Read ArticleArre suno, NFHS-6 ka natak hai, 101 indicators ka chakkar hai, par 43 indicators ko bhool gaye jaise purani yaadon ka bhangra! Anaemia aur sex ratio ka kya hua, bhai? 679,238 gharon ki kahani hai, par kuch naya nahi, sirf purani baatein! Kya yeh hai progress ya sirf ek naya drama? Bolo, kya chakkar hai!
Read ArticleDosto, Covid ne kiya hai ek zabardast drama, 55,000 cancer cases hue hain chhupte chhupte, jaise koi khazana chhupa ho! Lockdown ne health care ko diya ek jhatka, sab kuch ho gaya tha behaal. Australia se UK tak, prostate cancer ki kami hui 24%, par seekhna hai, kaise banein humare health systems mazeed mazboot, kyunki aane wale waqt mein chahiye ek naya roshni ka sooraj!
Read ArticleBachche hain khush, vaccination ki hai baat, par khana hai kamzor, yeh hai sachai ki raat! NFHS-6 ne dikhaya, stunting ki kami hui, par khurak ki kami abhi bhi hai bhari. 90% deliveries hospital mein, par khana hai ab bhi chhota, samajh lo yaar, yeh hai desh ki kahani, milkar karein is par charcha, hai yeh zaroori!
Read ArticleSuno dosto, garmi ka hai khel, jahan low aur high blood pressure ka hai chakkar! Garmi se ho sakta hai dil ka dard, low pressure se ho jao tayyar! Aaj ki garmi mein paani peelo, thand raho, aur garmi ko keh do, aa jao khelne! Yaad rahe, zindagi hai ek shayari, toh khud ko sambhalo, aur garmi se bachne ka naara lagao!
Read ArticleArre bhai, khamoshi aaye toh sabse pehle phone ki taraf haath badh jaata hai! Kya yeh addiction hai ya boredom ka nasha? Experts kehte hain, yeh sirf aadat hai, par yeh emotional crutches ban jaate hain. Phone ka istemal tab tak theek hai jab tak yeh zindagi ko na chheen le! Kya yeh scrolling humare dimaag ko chhota kar raha hai? Aao, samjhein yeh digital chakkar!
Read ArticleEbola ki dawaiyan, bhaiyon aur behno, sirf clinical trials mein, yeh hai WHO ka kehna! Congo aur Uganda mein, bimari ka chakkar hai chalu, par logon ko nahi milega yeh khazana! Mapp aur Regeneron ki dawaiyan hain promising, par khud ko sambhal lo, kyunki yeh sirf trials mein hi hain chhupi! Vaccine ki baatein bhi ho rahi hain, par sab kuch hai abhi khwab sa, aao milke is safar mein chalo, shayari aur hasi ke saath chalo!
Read ArticleArre bhai, vitamin B12 aur folate ki kami se thakaan hai, jaise khud ki chhatri khud hi bhool gaye! Mardon ki thakaan aur auraton ki motivation ki kami, ek nayi kahani hai, jaise khud ki kahani sunana. Homocysteine ki baarish se ho raha hai sab kuch, par sahi diet se thakaan ko bhaga sakte hain, warna thakaan toh aise hi chhata rahega, jaise baarish mein khud ki chhatri nahi hai!
Read ArticleArre suno bhaiyon aur behno, Ozempic aur Wegovy ki kahani hai, jo diabetes aur wazan ghatane se lekar cancer ki raah bhi rok rahi hain! Chicago ki ASCO mehfil mein, yeh study ne sabko chonk diya, kyunki GLP-1 dawaiyan cancer ki chamak ko dheere kar rahi hain, jaise mehfil mein sharaab ka nasha! Par sambhal ke, kyunki asli khel abhi baaki hai!
Read ArticleBhaiyon aur behno, garmi ka maidan hai, par humidity ka chakkar hai! Jab hawa garmi se bhari ho, toh paani se bhari aankhein bhi ghamgheen ho jaati hain. Wet-bulb temperature hai, yeh samajh lo, garmi ki dard bhari kahani hai! Jab paseena nahi beh raha, toh dil ki dhadkan bhi badh jaati hai. Samjho, garmi se bachne ka ek hi raasta hai — paani pi lo, hawa se dosti karo, aur dhoop se door raho!
Read ArticleArre bhai, kaam ki duniya mein ab mental health ka bhi hai jashn! Gen Z ne therapy ko banaya apna dost, jaise chai bina biscuit ke nahi. Ek report kehti hai, 44% badh gaya hai counselling ka istemal, par chaar mein se ek banda session book karke bhi nahi aata. Samasya hai samajhne ki, na ki sirf use karne ki!
Read ArticleSun Pharma ka Unloxcyt, dosto, Chicago mein ASCO ki mehfil mein chamak gaya! 64 patients ki kahani, 50% response ka jadoo, 27% poora aur 23% thoda sa! 77 saal ke budhe bhaiyon ne 60 hafton tak ilaaj kiya, aur sab kuch badiya hai! Yeh hai asli sher ki kahani, dosto, jahan umeed ki roshni kabhi nahi chhuti!
Read ArticleAree dosto, NIT Rourkela ne kiya hai kamaal! AI ki chamak se ban gayi hai ek nayi microscopy, jo blood cancer aur malaria ki talash mein, jaise ek khiladi ball ko samajhta hai! Bina kisi human error ke, yeh technology images ko samajhkar focus karegi, sasta aur accha healthcare lekar aayegi! Dekho, yeh hai agle daur ki healthcare ki nayi kahani!
Read ArticleGarmi ka maidan, bhaiyon aur behno! Jab suraj ki aag chadh jaaye, tab dimaag bhi hota hai khafa. Garmi se hoti hai chinta, chidhchidhahat, aur kabhi kabhi gussa bhi. Toh paani piyo, thoda chill maro, aur garmi se dosti karne ka waqt aa gaya hai. Yaad rakho, garmi se sirf sharir nahi, dimaag bhi hota hai pareshan!
Read ArticleArre bhai, suno! Ek baar ka gene editing ka jadoo, jo cholesterol ko keh raha hai bye-bye! VERVE-102 naam ka yeh potion, dil ke dard ko karega khatam. Ek hi baar ki injection se, LDL cholesterol ho jayega itna kam, jaise bhangra karte waqt thakaan! Par yaad rahe, yeh sirf shuruat hai, aur aage bahut kuch seekhna hai!
Read ArticleSuno, dosto! Raat ki garmi hai, jaise koi mehfil ho, par thandak nahi! Doctor keh rahe hain, agar raat ko thandak nahi milti, toh sapne bhi bhari bhari hote hain! Garam hawaon se neend ud jaati hai, aur subah tak thakaan hi thakaan! Halka cotton pehno, paani piya karo, aur hawa ka jadoo chalayao! Garmi se bachne ka hai ye naya mantra, yaad rakho, dosto!
Read ArticleDosto, aankhein keh rahi hain, "Chashme se dosti mat todho!" Eye exercises se nazar sudharne ka khwab hai, par sach hai, sirf thoda aaram milega, chashme nahi! Screen ke samne baithne se aankhein thak jaati hain, par exercise se na samjho koi jadoo. Doctor ki salah lo, warna kahoge, 'Oh bhai, kya kar diya!'
Read ArticleAree bhai, Congo ki kahani hai, jahan Ebola ne machayi hai halchal! Nyankunde Hospital mein, Dr. Kashindi hai line par, par test ki ghalti ne diya unhe ek false hope ka jhatka. Ab 25 logon ki jaan khatre mein hai, aur hospital mein na hai isolation, na hai masks. Yeh toh hai ek SOS, bhai log! Khud ko sambhalna hai, warna yeh Ebola toh sabko chudail ki tarah pakad lega!
Read ArticleOh mere dosto, injectable cosmetics ka kya hai, ek khwab hai jo sach nahi! CDSCO keh raha hai, yeh cosmetics nahi, sirf 'rub, pour, sprinkle' ke liye hai. Beauty clinics ki hawa mein, injectable treatments ka chakkar hai, par yeh hai sirf dikhawa! Consumer safety ka khayal rakho, warna yeh shayari ban jayegi khud par.
Read ArticleBhaiyon aur behno, suno! Ebola ki kahani hai purani, Central Africa mein chhupi thi ek khufiya kahani! May mein hui ek funeral ki baat hai, wahan se shuru hui yeh badi saazish, samjho ek super-spreader ki dastaan! WHO keh raha hai, 'Humne dekha hai 600 se zyada cases, par asli number toh 1000 tak ja sakta hai!' Vaccine ki talash hai, par waqt lagega, shayari ki tarah, thoda patience rakho, doston!
Read ArticleAayi hai khabar, Congo ki zameen pe khauf ka saaya! 131 jaanain chali gayi, 500 se zyada logon ki jaanch ho rahi hai. Health minister keh rahe hain, 'Yeh sirf shakk hain, asal ka pata abhi chalna baaki hai.' WHO ki taraf se bhi khabar hai, yeh outbreak hai Bundibugyo virus ka, bhaiyya! Jab tak vaccine nahi, tab tak khauf toh rahega. Yeh hai zindagi, kabhi khushi, kabhi gham, par hum toh hasi se jeetenge!
Read ArticleArre bhai, weekend ke shera, gym ki daud hai, par injury ki chudail bhi hai! Dr. Sinha kehte hain, "Body ko samjho, ek din mein kya, warm-up se shuru karo, warna tendon ki kahani banti hai!" Corporate warriors, thoda samjho, zindagi ka asli cricket hai, par injury se bachne ka raaz hai, thoda sa pyaar, thoda sa tayyari!
Read ArticleBhaiyon aur behno, Ebola ki garmi hai, par India ki jaan hai surakshit! Health Ministry ne uthaye kadam, jaise shayar ki kalam! WHO ki khabar se chali hai garmi, par hum hain tayyar, jaise cricket ka match ho purani yaari! Airports par hai khudai, sab kuch hai tayaar, safety hai hamari, yeh hai sabse bada pyaar!
Read ArticleArre bhaiyon aur behno! Congo mein Ebola ka chakkar chalu hai, jaise koi chori chhupke aata hai! 350 shikaar aur 91 jaanen gayi, par yeh bimari toh pehchaanne mein mushkil hai! Hospitals mein bhaagdaud hai, par logon ko kehna hai, ‘Bhai, jaldi aao, warna khud ka chakkar aayega!’ Yeh Bundibugyo hai, na koi vaccine, na ilaaj, sirf samay ki baatein hai! Khud ko sambhalo, warna yeh virus khud ko sambhal legi!
Read ArticleSunscreen lagao, par suno meri baat, do-finger rule se karo shuruat! Har do ghante mein reappli karna hai, warna tan ka chakkar khatam nahi hoga yaar! Garmiyon ki dhoop se bachne ka hai yeh raaz, sunscreen sirf ek baar nahi, baar-baar lagana hai saaz! Aur yaad rakhna, skin ki dekhbhaal bhi zaroori hai, warna tan se bachne ka har koshish bekaar ho jayegi, bhai! Sunscreen hai zaroori, par sirf yeh nahi, skin ki care bhi hai badi hi zaroori!
Read ArticleAaj ki baat hai, WHO ne kaha, Ebola ki lehar hai, samajh lo bhaiya! Congo aur Uganda mein chhayi hai gham ki baat, 300 se zyada log hain shikaar, 88 ki hui hai maut ka saath. Yeh Bundibugyo virus hai, jaise dard ka ek naara, par borders band karne ki nahi, yeh hai sirf ek khauf ka saaya. Zindagi hai ek shayari, aur hum hain iske shayar!
Read ArticleSuno suno, dosto! Emotional eating ka yeh kissa hai hormones ka, mood ka, aur stress ka milan! Jab mahine ka cycle ya menopause aaye, cravings ka chakkar chalu ho jata hai. Khana hai pyaar, par samajh ke khana, warna stress ka chakkar hai! Balance rakho, khud ko samjho, kyunki yeh eating ka jadoo hai, ek baar samjha toh sab kuch badal jaata hai!
Read ArticleArre bhai, pasina behne se nahi hota fat ka jadoo! Workout ka maidan hai, par pasina sirf body ko thanda karta hai, jaise garmi mein chhaata. Fitter log zyada pasina karte hain, par woh bhi sirf body ki tarah se hai, fat ka nahi. Aakhir, asli fat ki baat hai calorie control, exercise aur khana! Samjhe?
Read ArticleSuno suno, dosto! PCOS ab PMOS hai, naam badla, aur ab khud ko samjho, yeh sirf ovaries ka khel nahi! Yeh hai polyendocrine metabolic ovarian syndrome, jisse samjhenge log, yeh hai hormonal drama ka naya rang! Doctor bhi samjhenge, aur treatment milega, jo hai asli womanhood ka safar! Badiya hai, dosto, badiya hai!
Read ArticleBhaiyon aur behno, International Nurses Day ka jashn hai, 12 May ko, jab hum unhe yaad karte hain jo swasthya ka backbone hain! Nurses sirf dawa nahi dete, dil se bhi sambhalte hain, jaise ek sher apne bache ko sambhalta hai. Empowered Nurses Save Lives ka theme hai, toh chalo milkar inhe izzat dein, kyunki inki wajah se hi healthcare ka safar aasan hota hai.
Read ArticleSuno suno, doston! Agar bhukmari ko bhaga do, toh 2.3 million TB ke maamle ho sakte hain khatam! 2023 mein, India se lekar Indonesia tak, khud Lancet ki baat hai! Khana hai zaroori, warna TB ka kya? Nutrition se badi koi daulat nahi, yeh hai asli khazana! TB ko bhagao, khushiyon ka jahan banao, yeh hai asli shayari ka jamana!
Read ArticleDoston, Caribbean Princess par hua kuch aisa, *norovirus ka chakkar hai badi khich-khich! 102 passengers aur 13 crew, sab hain bechain, kya khaya, kya piya, ab sab hain pareshan! Vomiting aur diarrhoea ki hai kahani, haath dhona hai, yeh hai asli zindagi ka nishaani! Recovery 2-3 din mein, par virus hai chhupaa, samjha kya, dost? Ye hai winter ka shikaar, baba!
Read ArticleBhaiyon aur behno, suno! Kutton ki khushboo se ab cancer ki talash, kya baat hai! Yeh chhote dost, jo bomb aur chori ka pata lagate hain, ab cancer ko bhi sniff karte hain. Ek nayi study mein, inke nose ka jadoo 90% tak kaam karta hai! Dognosis ki team keh rahi hai, "Saans lo, khud ko jaanch lo!" Ab toh cancer screening bhi non-invasive hai, bas ek mask pehno aur chalo! Lekin dhyan rahe, abhi yeh sirf shuruat hai!
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