Marco Rubio Shakes Europe Awake and Hits the Road Again

Yo, Marco Rubio just hit Pnyx Hill like a motivational TikTok! He’s all about slapping Europe awake and flexing US power over supply chains. Greece is the gas kingpin while they strategize on security and busting crime. And guess what? He’s off to Portugal next, because this diplomatic tour is just getting started, fam!