Judge Serves Trump’s Citizenship Plan a Big Fat Nope

Listen up, folks! A federal judge just served Trump’s birthright citizenship plan a massive no thanks! Judge Boardman declared that kids born in the U.S. are citizens, period! It’s like trying to serve a raw dish — you can’t mess with what’s already on the plate! The 14th Amendment is rock solid, and while the administration plans to appeal, those kids can finally breathe a little easier.