Supreme Court Tosses Trump’s Citizenship Order in the Bin

Listen up! The US Supreme Court just tossed Trump’s ridiculous citizenship order in the bin where it belongs. Every baby born on US soil is a citizen, no ifs, ands, or buts! This ruling is a fiery reminder that even the top dogs can’t mess with our rights. Congrats to all the newborns — you’re safe and sound, no one’s kicking you out of the kitchen!