White House's Retro Arcade Games: A Recipe for Disaster

In September 2026, the White House thought it was a brilliant idea to launch five retro arcade games promoting Trump’s policies. What are they? An idiot sandwich! One game even has you playing as an ICE agent—it's like serving up a burnt soufflé! Critics are right to call this '8-bit white supremacy.' This is a recipe for disaster, not a way to engage the youth!