Republican House Members Run Away Like Daya in Garba Drama

Arre bhai, kya baat hai! House ke Republicans toh aise bhaag gaye jaise koi garba shuru ho gaya ho! Trump ki demands ne sabko uljha diya, votes toh cancel aur lawmakers ghar ki raah le li! Ab defense aur voting bills toh aise latak gaye jaise meri chai! Party unity toh Jenga ki tarah hai, kabhi bhi gir sakti hai. Ab dekhte hain, future sessions mein kya hota hai, suspense toh hai hi!