Trump's Lemon Squeeze: Iran's Economy in a Tight Spot

Arre bhai, President Trump toh Iran ki economy ko aise squeeze kar rahe hain jaise Daya ki sabzi mein paani! Senator McCormick keh rahe hain ki yeh economic strangulation hai, samjhe? Bomb nahi, paison se maar rahe hain! Lekin bhai, sanctions ka kya? Sab kuch itna confusing hai, jaise Tapu ka prank! Bas humare paas hai sirf confusion aur thodi hasi!