US and Canada Trade Chicken: Who Will Blink First?

So, the US and Canada are like two pals playing a game of chicken over trade, right? They’re both staring each other down, and it’s anyone’s guess who’s gonna blink first! Tariffs are hanging around like that one awkward relative at a party, and businesses are sweating like they just ran a marathon. Meanwhile, diplomats are whispering secrets behind closed doors, but progress is slower than a sloth on vacation. What’s the hold-up, huh?