Arre bhai, 17 Oct ko El Dorado County mein ek zabardast gathering hone wali hai, naam hai 'No Kings! Vote Early!' Highway 50 ke 9 overpasses par, subah 9 se 11 baje! Commuters ko vote karne ka mauka milega, aur volunteers bhi milenge jo batayenge ki election se pehle vote karna kitna zaroori hai! Lagta hai sabko chai-paani milega aur voting ka mazaa aayega!
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Toh sochiye zara, Justice Alito keh rahe hain ki retirement ka koi plan nahi hai! 76 saal ke Alito ne CBS News ko bataya ki wo 2027 tak bench par bane rahenge, chahe Democrats aaye ya na aaye. Lagta hai unhe pata hai ki agar wo chale gaye, toh Trump ke successors ka kya hoga! Supreme Court ka future ab kaafi interesting ho gaya hai, bhai log!
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Bhaiyon aur behno, Marco Rubio ne Athens ki Pnyx hill par dhamakedar speech diya! Bola, "Europe, uth jao!" US ki strategy hai supply chains ko control karna aur Greece ke saath energy security ka chakkar hai. Yeh toh ek blockbuster diplomatic tour hai, bhai! Portugal bhi gaya, lagta hai jaise koi masala movie chalu hai! Toh sochiye zara, kya scene hai yaar!
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Bhai, suna kya? Andy Burnham ka speech ek dum dramatic twist tha, par asli maamla wahi purana! National Care Service aur electoral reform ki baatein karte hue, woh Thatcher ko target kar rahe the, lekin asli socialist roots toh dikh nahi rahe the. Lagta hai, woh sirf rhetoric ka show kar rahe hain, asli kaam nahi. Toh sochiye zara, kya yeh sirf drama hai ya kuch aur?
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Aree bhai, Grays Harbor County ka election ho raha hai! Charlee Paull aur Brielle Joyce, dono hi chha gaye hain, jaise cricket mein run chase karte hain! Charlee, jo finance mein 20 saal ka experience hai, keh rahi hai ki woh public trust ko wapas laayegi. Aur Brielle, woh toh bilkul Bollywood ki heroine ki tarah hai, ready to fight! Ballots 16 October ko aayenge, toh tayaar raho election ke liye!
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Fresno mein election ka hungama shuru ho gaya hai, bhai! 260,000 voters tayar hain, aur ballot cards toh jaise mithai ki tarah baant rahe hain. Clerk James bhai ka mission hai sab kuch smooth chalana, 29 din ka countdown hai, samjhe? Jaldi se apne votes bhej do, warna last minute ka drama mat karna! Sabko apni awaaz uthani hai, aisa lag raha hai jaise koi reality show chal raha ho!
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Arre bhai, Trump ne toh Cornell ke saathiyon ke liye dard dikhaya hai! Yeh un logon ki baat hai jo rape ke ilzaam mein hain. Interview mein bola, 'Letitia James toh corrupt hai!' Lagta hai unhe sirf accused ki yaad aati hai, victims ki nahi. Investigation khuli hai, aur sab log consent ki baatein kar rahe hain. Aisa lag raha tha jaise political drama chal raha ho, bhai!
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Arre bhai, ASAP wale students ka protest hai na, 10 October ko Jantar Mantar pe! Chief Election Commissioner Gyanesh Kumar ke khilaf logon ki bhari bhid hai. Do Election Commissioners ne bola ki unki aankh ke samne kuch nahi hua, toh sab keh rahe hain, 'Bhai, resign karo yaar!' Police bhi aa gayi hai, par students ka jazba toh dekhne layak hai. Toh sochiye zara, kya maza aane wala hai!
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Arre bhai, National Peace Council keh raha hai ki Sri Lanka mein sabko milke rehna chahiye, warna Anojan case aur Thileepan statue ka drama toh badh jayega! Government aur community leaders ko milke yeh sensitive issues suljhana padega, nahi toh future mein toh sabka scene bigad jayega. Toh chalo, sab milkar shanti ki taraf badhein, warna kya pata kya ho jaye!
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Toh sochiye zara, Trump bhai ka election ka kya chakkar hai! Lagta hai, agar woh haar gaye toh keh denge, ‘Mail-in voting ki wajah se fraud hua!’ Polls dikhate hain ki Democrats ki taraf thoda jhukaav hai, aur ab Trump bhai mail-in ballots ko support kar rahe hain. GOP ke liye toh aisa lag raha hai jaise chidiya ud gayi, aur Justice Department bhi 1000 se zyada monitors bhejne wala hai! Kya scene hai, bhai!
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Arre bhai, ADC wale keh rahe hain ki The Economist ka report toh *ganda journalism* hai! Bolaji Abdullahi ne bola, Borno ke interviews se national election ka kya pata chalega? Aisa lag raha tha jaise kisi ne logic ki class mein fail ho gaya ho! Report ki reputation se sach nahi badalta, bhai! Agar aisa report mere time pe aata, toh main toh isse *lazy reporting* keh deta!
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Arre bhai, Fuyao Glass America ke purane employees ne Dayton, Ohio mein milke kya dhamaka kiya! Rep. Ro Khanna ke saamne unhone bataya ki kaise garmi se pareshan hote the aur union banane ka chance bhi nahi mila. Safety toh aisa lag raha tha jaise koi horror movie ka scene chal raha ho! Khanna bhai ne company ki transparency ko criticize kiya, bola, "Bhai, yeh kya chakkar hai?"
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Toh sochiye zara, kya scene hai bhai! Tunde bhai keh rahe hain ki 2027 ki elections mein President Bola Tinubu ki popularity toh jaise chidiya ud gayi! Unka return to Lagos hua, aur crowd ne boo kar diya. Food inflation aisa hai ki sabzi ka bhaav dekh ke dil toot raha hai! Polls mein Tinubu bhai dusre candidates se peeche hain, kya hoga bhai, ab toh independent polls ki zarurat hai!
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Arre bhai, New Mexico ka election aa gaya hai aur healthcare ki baatein ho rahi hain! KOB 4 ke Ryan bhai ne logon se pucha, aur Gallup ka William bhai keh raha tha, 'hospital ka haal toh aisa hai jaise meri chai bina shakkar!' Doctor bhaiya bhi keh rahe hain ki gaon mein doctor lana mushkil hai, jaise koi hero ko heroine nahi mil raha! Toh bhai, October 8 ko debate hai, dekhte hain kaun kya karta hai!
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Toh sochiye zara, Trump bhai ka naya plan kya hai! Head Start program ab states ke haath mein hai, matlab South Carolina mein chhote bachche suspend ho rahe hain jaise koi cricket match mein out ho gaya ho, aur Minnesota mein zero suspensions! Critics keh rahe hain ki isse bachchon ka kya hoga, bhai? Education aur mental health ka kya hoga? Pata nahi kya scene chal raha tha bhai!
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Bhai, Guardian ki investigation ne toh sabko hila diya! IPCC ke authors ka fossil fuel se rishta khul gaya hai, khaas taur par Saudi Aramco ke saath! Ek lead author toh 20 saal tak wahaan kaam karte rahe! IPCC keh raha hai sab kuch theek hai, par logon ko lagta hai kuch purani policies ko update karne ki zarurat hai. Toh sochiye zara, kya scene chal raha hai bhai!
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Toh sochiye zara, Kemi Badenoch ki popularity aur Conservative Party ka support, dono mein gap hai! Sirf ek-third fans vote dene ko tayaar hain, kyunki party toh sirf wealthy uncle-aunty ko pasand hai. Lekin, 44% voters toh abhi bhi consider kar rahe hain! Badenoch keh rahi hain, snap election aa sakta hai, bhai! Prime Minister Andy Burnham toh 10 saal ka plan bana rahe hain, samajh nahi aata kya scene chal raha hai bhai!
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Bhai log, Quebec ki election campaign ka maidan khatam ho gaya! CAQ ki leader, Christine Fréchette, keh rahi thi ki unhone thoda zyada party promises pe dhyaan diya aur economic risks ko bhool gayi. Election aa raha hai, toh vote karte waqt soch samajh ke karna, kyunki cost of living bhi hai na! Unki chahat hai ki wo leader bane rahein, chahe jo bhi ho jaye!
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Arre bhai, Arizona ki 4th Congressional District ki debate hone wali hai 5 October ko! Greg Stanton, jo ki purane Congress wale hain, ka saamna hoga Tisha Benoit aur Zuhdi Jasser se. Tisha ke paas hai 'seven pillars of renewal' ki plan, jaise ki inflation ko maarna aur education pe focus karna. Aur Jasser, ex-Navy wale, wasteful spending ko cut karne ka plan leke aaye hain. Toh bhai, vote dene ka time aa raha hai, sab tayyar ho jao!
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Toh sochiye zara, California ke 11th Congressional District mein debate hua! State Sen. Scott Wiener, jo AI ka superhero samajhte hain, aur Supervisor Connie Chan ne AI regulation pe zabardast takraar ki. Chan ne kaha, 'data centers ko band karo!' Aur bhai, dono ne local business owner Manny Yekutiel ko race se bahar karne ki koshish ki. Yeh election toh legendary Nancy Pelosi ke shoes bharnay ka hai, jo 40 saal baad retire ho rahi hain!
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Toh sochiye zara, Nigeria ka election aane wala hai 2027 mein aur candidates hain 18! Atiku Abubakar aur Peter Obi jaise log toh race mein hain, lekin sab apne-apne tickets leke baithe hain. Ibadan Declaration ki baatein hawa mein ud gayi, aur ab toh sirf apni apni chinta hai. Koi samajh nahi pa raha ki bhai, yeh kya scene chal raha hai!
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Toh sochiye zara, Ambati Murali Krishna ne TDP ko galiyaan di hain! Kya scene hai, bhai? Jagan ke time pe 31 lakh families ko ghar mile, lekin ab toh 11 lakh ghar adhoore hain. Aur yeh drought ka kya scene hai? 388 mandals drought affected hain, par meeting mein kisi ne nahi bola! Local elections aa rahe hain, voter list theek karo, warna bogus votes ka chakkar hai! Farmers ki bhi koi suno, bhai!
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Bhaiyon aur behnon, David Seymour aa rahe hain, kuch bada announce karne! 2026 ke election mein, Auckland mein woh bolne wale hain ki KiwiSaver ka tax khatam! Investment earnings par koi tax nahi, matlab paisa aise hi badhega jaise cricket mein ball ki speed! Lekin, government contribution bhi khatam, jo ab tak logon ko milta tha. ACT keh raha hai ki tax relief se zyada fayda hoga, toh sochiye zara, kya scene hai!
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Toh sochiye zara, Congress bhai log ka kya scene hai! 2027 ke elections aa rahe hain, aur Punjab mein leadership ka shakeup ho gaya. Amarinder Singh bhai ne chhod diya, ab Pargat Singh, jo Olympic medalist hai, party sambhalne aaye hain. Unka mission hai AAP ko dhool chataana! UP mein bhi kuch khaas nahi, seat-sharing ka deal karne ki koshish chal rahi hai. Congress ka garden mein challenges jaise weeds ug rahe hain, bhai!
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Toh sochiye zara, Priyanka Kakkar, jo pehle AAP ki spokesperson thi, ab Congress ki taraf aa gayi! New Delhi ke AICC office mein, unhone kaha ki woh ek 'green, clean, progressive aur safe' Delhi chahati hain. Rahul Gandhi ko praise karte hue bola, 'vote chori' ka khilaf ladne ka waqt aa gaya hai! Shyam Sundar Sharma aur Rajat Rakesh Tandon bhi aaye hain, bhai, party swapping ka naya trend shuru ho gaya hai!
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Arre bhai, Congress ke boss Mallikarjun Kharge ne PM Modi ko ek dilchasp letter likha hai, bolte hain, "Karnataka ke kisano ki toh badi hi kharab halat hai!" 31 lakh kisano ko madad chahiye, bhai! Kharge bhai toh keh rahe hain, "Bhai, jaldi se kuch karo, warna sab kuch khatam!" Reservoir ki halat bhi kharab hai, toh sochiye zara, kya hoga is baar?
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Toh sochiye zara, midterm elections aa rahe hain aur GOP wale North Carolina se 10 million dollars utha rahe hain! Kya drama hai bhai! Governor Roy Cooper ka lead dekh ke Republicans ne Kansas pe dhyan dena shuru kar diya hai. Senator Roger Marshall aur Adam Hamilton ke beech sirf 1.5 points ka difference hai. Election Day pe dekhte hain kya dhamaka hota hai!
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Toh sochiye zara, Punjab ke Pargat Singh bhai ne AAP ke Kejriwal ko 'true dictator' keh diya! Sukhveer Singh Maiserkhana ki suspension ke baad, jo meltdown hua, aisa lag raha tha jaise kisi ne school ki chutti ki ghanti nahi bajayi! Pargat ne bola, yeh kya democratic practice hai bhai? Elections aa rahe hain, accountability ki zaroorat hai, warna toh sab kuch ek bada drama hai!
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Arre bhai, President Aliyev toh bilkul superstar ban gaye! 8th Congress mein unhone bataya ki Azerbaijan ka kya scene hai, jahan rival nations aake high-level talks karte hain. Jaise kisi shaadi mein sab log milte hain! Unki independent foreign policy se toh aisa lag raha tha jaise Azerbaijan sabko milane wala bridge hai! Central Asia ke meetings ka bhi zikr kiya, wah bhai wah!
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Toh sochiye zara, President Bola Tinubu ne bola ki NGOs ko elections mein zyada active hona padega! 2027 ke elections ke liye unhone kaha, "Bhai, thoda civic education karo, voters ko samjhao!" Aisa lag raha tha jaise koi cricket match ka strategy ban raha ho! Toh ab NGOs ka kaam hai unity dikhana aur electoral reforms ke liye ladna. Sab milke elections ko shant aur credible banana hai, warna kya hoga, pata nahi bhai!
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Toh sochiye zara, Egypt aur Chad ne milke ek zabardast medical cooperation pact sign kiya hai! Alamein Forum mein ye baat hui, jaise koi dost ki shaadi ho rahi ho. Ministers Badr aur Khaled ne sirf dawaon ki baat nahi ki, balki regional security aur peace ki bhi charcha ki. Lagta hai, health ke saath-saath dosti bhi badi zaroori hai!
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Toh sochiye zara, Trump bhai Mobile, Alabama mein rally kar rahe the, bolte hain, "Republicans ko support karo nahi toh $5,000 ka check bhool jao!" Aisa lag raha tha jaise koi Bollywood ka blockbuster ho! Lekin bhai, Democrats se dar lag raha hai, keh rahe hain, "Unka control hua toh kya hoga?" Ab woh San Antonio bhi ja rahe hain, wah wah! Texas ka election toh tight hai, jaise cricket ka final match!
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Arre bhai, Senator Tom Cotton ne daylight saving time ko reject kar diya! Bolta hai, "Bacche andhere mein school jaate hain, kya scene hai!" Trump ne kaha agar Cotton ko Arkansas ki parwah hai toh extra daylight support karna chahiye. Ab Cotton ki practical baatein aur Trump ka political drama, jaise ek masaledaar comedy show! Toh sochiye zara, kya hoga is time change ka!
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Arre bhai, CISLAC aur HURIWA keh rahe hain ki kuch agency wale political hopscotch khel rahe hain, sirf Bola Tinubu ke 2027 ke liye! Public institutions ab partisan playground ban gaye hain, aur in logon ne toh corruption ka slippery slope tay kar diya hai. Public officials ko apni duties aur campaigning alag rakhni chahiye, warna circus toh public service mein aa jayega! HURIWA kehta hai ki jo officials is temptation ko nahi samajhte, unhe ghar bhej do!
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Toh sochiye zara, Azerbaijan ke President Ilham Aliyev ne kaha hai ki sirf China aur America hi global superpowers hain! Unhone yeh baat 8th Congress of the New Azerbaijan Party mein boli, aur bola ki unki dosti toh solid hai, jaise chai aur biscuit. Congress mein delegates aaye jaise koi shaadi ho rahi ho, aur Aliyev ne apne military success ka bhi jadoo dikhaya, peace ka scene toh badiya hai bhai!
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Arre bhai, One Nation ne Melbourne mein dhamaka kiya! 1,000 supporters aaye, aur wahaan ‘Make Albo Go Away’ waale hats aur Pauline Hanson ki bobbleheads mil rahe the. Atmosphere aisa tha jaise doughnuts aur Aussie rock ka DJ set ho! Lekin, Mark Nicholson ne serious ho ke former premiers ko jail bhejne ki dhamki di. Masti aur seriousness ka kya zabardast mix hai yaar!
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Toh sochiye zara, Sydney mein David Shoebridge ka election hua, aur unhone Mehreen Faruqi ko 7 votes se hara diya! Pichle leader Larissa Waters ki chutti ho gayi, aur ab party mein thodi internal tension hai, jaise ghar mein chhoti behen ka chakkar! Deputy leader ki race mein Steph Hodgins-May ne zabardast jeet hasil ki. Lagta hai, party ki unity thodi khatrey mein hai, bhai log!
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Toh sochiye zara, Congress aur SP ke beech seat-sharing ka drama chal raha hai! Aradhana Mishra keh rahi hain, "Bhai, national leadership ka final call hoga!" Voter integrity ki bhi chinta hai, aisa lag raha tha jaise Gandhi ji ka Satyagraha ho raha ho! Negotiations abhi bhi chal rahe hain, toh kya hoga Uttar Pradesh ka election scene? Pata nahi kya scene chal raha tha bhai!
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Arre bhai, Ukraine ke Foreign Minister Andrii Sybiha keh rahe hain ki duniya ko thoda serious hona chahiye! Russia ke bridge attacks se logon ki zindagi khatrey mein hai. Unhone bola, air defense ko mazboot karna hai aur Russia ko saza deni hai. Toh doston, chalo milke kuch karte hain, nahi toh phir kya hoga? Yeh koi cricket match nahi hai, jahan sirf baatein hoti hain!
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Toh bhaiyon aur behno, Vice President Kashim Shettima ne bola hai ki 2027 tak governance aur politics ka fusion karenge! Petrol subsidy ki toh chutti ho gayi, aur foreign exchange rates ko unify karne ka plan hai, kyunki foreign reserves toh jaise ghar ka khana bhi nahi hai! North-East ke liye electric tricycles aur buses ka e-logistics project bhi aane wala hai. Kya baat hai, bhai!
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Arre bhai, Randy Rowse ka kehna hai ki local elections ka maamla hai Santa Barbara mein! Agar hum nahi jaage, toh kaun samjhega humare dil ki baat? Budget ki ladaai chal rahi hai, aur log core issues ko bhool gaye hain. Toh candidates ko unki service se judge karo, party se nahi! Vote do, kyunki community ka future tumhare haath mein hai, samjhe?
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Arre bhai, Senator Yari bol rahe hain ki 2027 ki election mein power ka rotation hona chahiye! Northerners ko keh rahe hain, 'Thoda sa share karo na, bhai! Presidency sirf North ka nahi, South ka bhi haq hai!' Aisa lag raha tha jaise koi dosti ki baat kar raha ho. Yari keh rahe hain, 'Aapas mein de do, le lo, sab milke aage badho!' Unity se hi toh sab kuch hoga!
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Bhai log, Republicans ka election ka chakkar hai, aur garmi toh aise hai jaise summer mein ice cream ka cone! Polls keh rahe hain ki unka House majority jaane wala hai, aur Trump ki approval rating toh itni low hai, jaise kisi party mein limbo stick! Independent voters ka mood bhi kuch khaas nahi hai, toh GOP ko local issues pe dhyaan dena padega. Toh bhai, seat belt baandh lo, kyunki yeh ride kaafi bumpy hone wali hai!
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Arre bhai, MIPP apne aap ko superhero samajh raha hai! Deputy president S Subramaniam keh rahe hain, "Logo se nahi, logon se value hoti hai!" 40% Indian community ka support hai unke paas! Toh sochiye zara, yeh party sirf PAS ki sidekick nahi, apne aap mein ek star hai! Perikatan Nasional mein hain, par apni identity khud banayenge, samjhe? MIPP aise hi khelta rahega political field mein!
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Toh sochiye zara, former Arizona Senator Kyrsten Sinema ke ex-bodyguard, Matthew Ammel, ne kya dhamaka kar diya! Bhai ne 22 paintings pool mein fenk diye kyunki Sinema ne X par video post karne se mana kar diya. Lagbhag $200,000 ka nuksan! Ab Ammel ki ex-wife bhi chali aayi hai, keh rahi hai ki Sinema ne unke shaadi mein dakhal diya. Kya scene hai bhai!
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Toh sochiye zara, Bihar ke CM Nitish Kumar ki Janata Dal (United) ka kya scene hai! 25 October ko Varanasi mein ek dhamakedaar conference hone wali hai, jahan yeh log Uttar Pradesh ke elections ke liye strategy banane wale hain. Pichli baar kuch nahi mila, par ab toh bhagwan ki bhi madad lene wale hain! Lagta hai, bhagwan bhi keh rahe hain, 'Chalo, ab toh kuch karo!'
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Aapko pata hai, PM Modi ne radio pe kya bola? Pratapgarh ki Savitri Phule Self Help Group ki tarif ki! Amla aur Moringa ka jaadu chala, jaise koi blockbuster film ho rahi ho! Kamlesh Kumari, group ki president, boli, "Bhai, yeh toh hamari mehnat ka phal hai!" Amla ke candy aur juice se profit share karte hain, toh sochiye zara, kitna maza aata hoga! Ab toh direct procurement ka bhi demand hai, kya scene hai bhai!
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Toh sochiye zara, Senate mein kya hungama ho raha hai! Senator Eric Schmitt ne Jack Smith se poocha, bhai, 3 February ko NBA game mein the kya? Smith bola, 'Nahi bhai, main toh ghar pe tha!' Lekin Schmitt ne kuch text messages dikhaye, jo khud hi confuse ho gaye! Amy Klobuchar ne record theek kar diya, bola, 'Woh toh Maryland aur Iowa ka match tha!' Aisa lag raha tha jaise koi masala film chal rahi ho!
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Toh sochiye zara, Milan Pradhan ko Calcutta High Court ne 3 hafton ki interim bail de di! Bhai, chhe criminal cases hain, par ab wo Nandigram ke voters se milne ka mauka paa gaye hain. Justice Tirthankar Ghosh ne kaha hai ki 21 October ko surrender karna hai. Election maidan mein sab kuch chhoda hai, kyunki bypoll 6 October ko hai. Aisa lag raha tha jaise koi Bollywood ka scene chal raha ho!
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Toh sochiye zara, New Zealand ke logon ko paisa ki itni chinta hai ki 29.4% keh rahe hain ki unka sabse bada concern wahi hai! Social issues toh sirf 19.9% ko pareshan kar rahe hain, aur healthcare? Bas 9.5%! Australia wale toh khana aur ghar ko zyada maante hain. Aur US mein IRS ne dhamaka kar diya hai, 1.1 billion dollars ka loot liya hai wealthy logon se. Kya scene hai bhai!
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Arre bhai, 17 Oct ko El Dorado County mein ek zabardast gathering hone wali hai, naam hai 'No Kings! Vote Early!' Highway 50 ke 9 overpasses par, subah 9 se 11 baje! Commuters ko vote karne ka mauka milega, aur volunteers bhi milenge jo batayenge ki election se pehle vote karna kitna zaroori hai! Lagta hai sabko chai-paani milega aur voting ka mazaa aayega!
Read ArticleToh sochiye zara, Justice Alito keh rahe hain ki retirement ka koi plan nahi hai! 76 saal ke Alito ne CBS News ko bataya ki wo 2027 tak bench par bane rahenge, chahe Democrats aaye ya na aaye. Lagta hai unhe pata hai ki agar wo chale gaye, toh Trump ke successors ka kya hoga! Supreme Court ka future ab kaafi interesting ho gaya hai, bhai log!
Read ArticleBhaiyon aur behno, Marco Rubio ne Athens ki Pnyx hill par dhamakedar speech diya! Bola, "Europe, uth jao!" US ki strategy hai supply chains ko control karna aur Greece ke saath energy security ka chakkar hai. Yeh toh ek blockbuster diplomatic tour hai, bhai! Portugal bhi gaya, lagta hai jaise koi masala movie chalu hai! Toh sochiye zara, kya scene hai yaar!
Read ArticleBhai, suna kya? Andy Burnham ka speech ek dum dramatic twist tha, par asli maamla wahi purana! National Care Service aur electoral reform ki baatein karte hue, woh Thatcher ko target kar rahe the, lekin asli socialist roots toh dikh nahi rahe the. Lagta hai, woh sirf rhetoric ka show kar rahe hain, asli kaam nahi. Toh sochiye zara, kya yeh sirf drama hai ya kuch aur?
Read ArticleAree bhai, Grays Harbor County ka election ho raha hai! Charlee Paull aur Brielle Joyce, dono hi chha gaye hain, jaise cricket mein run chase karte hain! Charlee, jo finance mein 20 saal ka experience hai, keh rahi hai ki woh public trust ko wapas laayegi. Aur Brielle, woh toh bilkul Bollywood ki heroine ki tarah hai, ready to fight! Ballots 16 October ko aayenge, toh tayaar raho election ke liye!
Read ArticleFresno mein election ka hungama shuru ho gaya hai, bhai! 260,000 voters tayar hain, aur ballot cards toh jaise mithai ki tarah baant rahe hain. Clerk James bhai ka mission hai sab kuch smooth chalana, 29 din ka countdown hai, samjhe? Jaldi se apne votes bhej do, warna last minute ka drama mat karna! Sabko apni awaaz uthani hai, aisa lag raha hai jaise koi reality show chal raha ho!
Read ArticleArre bhai, Trump ne toh Cornell ke saathiyon ke liye dard dikhaya hai! Yeh un logon ki baat hai jo rape ke ilzaam mein hain. Interview mein bola, 'Letitia James toh corrupt hai!' Lagta hai unhe sirf accused ki yaad aati hai, victims ki nahi. Investigation khuli hai, aur sab log consent ki baatein kar rahe hain. Aisa lag raha tha jaise political drama chal raha ho, bhai!
Read ArticleArre bhai, ASAP wale students ka protest hai na, 10 October ko Jantar Mantar pe! Chief Election Commissioner Gyanesh Kumar ke khilaf logon ki bhari bhid hai. Do Election Commissioners ne bola ki unki aankh ke samne kuch nahi hua, toh sab keh rahe hain, 'Bhai, resign karo yaar!' Police bhi aa gayi hai, par students ka jazba toh dekhne layak hai. Toh sochiye zara, kya maza aane wala hai!
Read ArticleArre bhai, National Peace Council keh raha hai ki Sri Lanka mein sabko milke rehna chahiye, warna Anojan case aur Thileepan statue ka drama toh badh jayega! Government aur community leaders ko milke yeh sensitive issues suljhana padega, nahi toh future mein toh sabka scene bigad jayega. Toh chalo, sab milkar shanti ki taraf badhein, warna kya pata kya ho jaye!
Read ArticleToh sochiye zara, Trump bhai ka election ka kya chakkar hai! Lagta hai, agar woh haar gaye toh keh denge, ‘Mail-in voting ki wajah se fraud hua!’ Polls dikhate hain ki Democrats ki taraf thoda jhukaav hai, aur ab Trump bhai mail-in ballots ko support kar rahe hain. GOP ke liye toh aisa lag raha hai jaise chidiya ud gayi, aur Justice Department bhi 1000 se zyada monitors bhejne wala hai! Kya scene hai, bhai!
Read ArticleArre bhai, ADC wale keh rahe hain ki The Economist ka report toh ganda journalism hai! Bolaji Abdullahi ne bola, Borno ke interviews se national election ka kya pata chalega? Aisa lag raha tha jaise kisi ne logic ki class mein fail ho gaya ho! Report ki reputation se sach nahi badalta, bhai! Agar aisa report mere time pe aata, toh main toh isse lazy reporting keh deta!
Read ArticleArre bhai, Fuyao Glass America ke purane employees ne Dayton, Ohio mein milke kya dhamaka kiya! Rep. Ro Khanna ke saamne unhone bataya ki kaise garmi se pareshan hote the aur union banane ka chance bhi nahi mila. Safety toh aisa lag raha tha jaise koi horror movie ka scene chal raha ho! Khanna bhai ne company ki transparency ko criticize kiya, bola, "Bhai, yeh kya chakkar hai?"
Read ArticleToh sochiye zara, kya scene hai bhai! Tunde bhai keh rahe hain ki 2027 ki elections mein President Bola Tinubu ki popularity toh jaise chidiya ud gayi! Unka return to Lagos hua, aur crowd ne boo kar diya. Food inflation aisa hai ki sabzi ka bhaav dekh ke dil toot raha hai! Polls mein Tinubu bhai dusre candidates se peeche hain, kya hoga bhai, ab toh independent polls ki zarurat hai!
Read ArticleArre bhai, New Mexico ka election aa gaya hai aur healthcare ki baatein ho rahi hain! KOB 4 ke Ryan bhai ne logon se pucha, aur Gallup ka William bhai keh raha tha, 'hospital ka haal toh aisa hai jaise meri chai bina shakkar!' Doctor bhaiya bhi keh rahe hain ki gaon mein doctor lana mushkil hai, jaise koi hero ko heroine nahi mil raha! Toh bhai, October 8 ko debate hai, dekhte hain kaun kya karta hai!
Read ArticleToh sochiye zara, Trump bhai ka naya plan kya hai! Head Start program ab states ke haath mein hai, matlab South Carolina mein chhote bachche suspend ho rahe hain jaise koi cricket match mein out ho gaya ho, aur Minnesota mein zero suspensions! Critics keh rahe hain ki isse bachchon ka kya hoga, bhai? Education aur mental health ka kya hoga? Pata nahi kya scene chal raha tha bhai!
Read ArticleBhai, Guardian ki investigation ne toh sabko hila diya! IPCC ke authors ka fossil fuel se rishta khul gaya hai, khaas taur par Saudi Aramco ke saath! Ek lead author toh 20 saal tak wahaan kaam karte rahe! IPCC keh raha hai sab kuch theek hai, par logon ko lagta hai kuch purani policies ko update karne ki zarurat hai. Toh sochiye zara, kya scene chal raha hai bhai!
Read ArticleToh sochiye zara, Kemi Badenoch ki popularity aur Conservative Party ka support, dono mein gap hai! Sirf ek-third fans vote dene ko tayaar hain, kyunki party toh sirf wealthy uncle-aunty ko pasand hai. Lekin, 44% voters toh abhi bhi consider kar rahe hain! Badenoch keh rahi hain, snap election aa sakta hai, bhai! Prime Minister Andy Burnham toh 10 saal ka plan bana rahe hain, samajh nahi aata kya scene chal raha hai bhai!
Read ArticleBhai log, Quebec ki election campaign ka maidan khatam ho gaya! CAQ ki leader, Christine Fréchette, keh rahi thi ki unhone thoda zyada party promises pe dhyaan diya aur economic risks ko bhool gayi. Election aa raha hai, toh vote karte waqt soch samajh ke karna, kyunki cost of living bhi hai na! Unki chahat hai ki wo leader bane rahein, chahe jo bhi ho jaye!
Read ArticleArre bhai, Arizona ki 4th Congressional District ki debate hone wali hai 5 October ko! Greg Stanton, jo ki purane Congress wale hain, ka saamna hoga Tisha Benoit aur Zuhdi Jasser se. Tisha ke paas hai 'seven pillars of renewal' ki plan, jaise ki inflation ko maarna aur education pe focus karna. Aur Jasser, ex-Navy wale, wasteful spending ko cut karne ka plan leke aaye hain. Toh bhai, vote dene ka time aa raha hai, sab tayyar ho jao!
Read ArticleToh sochiye zara, California ke 11th Congressional District mein debate hua! State Sen. Scott Wiener, jo AI ka superhero samajhte hain, aur Supervisor Connie Chan ne AI regulation pe zabardast takraar ki. Chan ne kaha, 'data centers ko band karo!' Aur bhai, dono ne local business owner Manny Yekutiel ko race se bahar karne ki koshish ki. Yeh election toh legendary Nancy Pelosi ke shoes bharnay ka hai, jo 40 saal baad retire ho rahi hain!
Read ArticleToh sochiye zara, Nigeria ka election aane wala hai 2027 mein aur candidates hain 18! Atiku Abubakar aur Peter Obi jaise log toh race mein hain, lekin sab apne-apne tickets leke baithe hain. Ibadan Declaration ki baatein hawa mein ud gayi, aur ab toh sirf apni apni chinta hai. Koi samajh nahi pa raha ki bhai, yeh kya scene chal raha hai!
Read ArticleToh sochiye zara, Ambati Murali Krishna ne TDP ko galiyaan di hain! Kya scene hai, bhai? Jagan ke time pe 31 lakh families ko ghar mile, lekin ab toh 11 lakh ghar adhoore hain. Aur yeh drought ka kya scene hai? 388 mandals drought affected hain, par meeting mein kisi ne nahi bola! Local elections aa rahe hain, voter list theek karo, warna bogus votes ka chakkar hai! Farmers ki bhi koi suno, bhai!
Read ArticleBhaiyon aur behnon, David Seymour aa rahe hain, kuch bada announce karne! 2026 ke election mein, Auckland mein woh bolne wale hain ki KiwiSaver ka tax khatam! Investment earnings par koi tax nahi, matlab paisa aise hi badhega jaise cricket mein ball ki speed! Lekin, government contribution bhi khatam, jo ab tak logon ko milta tha. ACT keh raha hai ki tax relief se zyada fayda hoga, toh sochiye zara, kya scene hai!
Read ArticleToh sochiye zara, Congress bhai log ka kya scene hai! 2027 ke elections aa rahe hain, aur Punjab mein leadership ka shakeup ho gaya. Amarinder Singh bhai ne chhod diya, ab Pargat Singh, jo Olympic medalist hai, party sambhalne aaye hain. Unka mission hai AAP ko dhool chataana! UP mein bhi kuch khaas nahi, seat-sharing ka deal karne ki koshish chal rahi hai. Congress ka garden mein challenges jaise weeds ug rahe hain, bhai!
Read ArticleToh sochiye zara, Priyanka Kakkar, jo pehle AAP ki spokesperson thi, ab Congress ki taraf aa gayi! New Delhi ke AICC office mein, unhone kaha ki woh ek 'green, clean, progressive aur safe' Delhi chahati hain. Rahul Gandhi ko praise karte hue bola, 'vote chori' ka khilaf ladne ka waqt aa gaya hai! Shyam Sundar Sharma aur Rajat Rakesh Tandon bhi aaye hain, bhai, party swapping ka naya trend shuru ho gaya hai!
Read ArticleArre bhai, Congress ke boss Mallikarjun Kharge ne PM Modi ko ek dilchasp letter likha hai, bolte hain, "Karnataka ke kisano ki toh badi hi kharab halat hai!" 31 lakh kisano ko madad chahiye, bhai! Kharge bhai toh keh rahe hain, "Bhai, jaldi se kuch karo, warna sab kuch khatam!" Reservoir ki halat bhi kharab hai, toh sochiye zara, kya hoga is baar?
Read ArticleToh sochiye zara, midterm elections aa rahe hain aur GOP wale North Carolina se 10 million dollars utha rahe hain! Kya drama hai bhai! Governor Roy Cooper ka lead dekh ke Republicans ne Kansas pe dhyan dena shuru kar diya hai. Senator Roger Marshall aur Adam Hamilton ke beech sirf 1.5 points ka difference hai. Election Day pe dekhte hain kya dhamaka hota hai!
Read ArticleToh sochiye zara, Punjab ke Pargat Singh bhai ne AAP ke Kejriwal ko 'true dictator' keh diya! Sukhveer Singh Maiserkhana ki suspension ke baad, jo meltdown hua, aisa lag raha tha jaise kisi ne school ki chutti ki ghanti nahi bajayi! Pargat ne bola, yeh kya democratic practice hai bhai? Elections aa rahe hain, accountability ki zaroorat hai, warna toh sab kuch ek bada drama hai!
Read ArticleArre bhai, President Aliyev toh bilkul superstar ban gaye! 8th Congress mein unhone bataya ki Azerbaijan ka kya scene hai, jahan rival nations aake high-level talks karte hain. Jaise kisi shaadi mein sab log milte hain! Unki independent foreign policy se toh aisa lag raha tha jaise Azerbaijan sabko milane wala bridge hai! Central Asia ke meetings ka bhi zikr kiya, wah bhai wah!
Read ArticleToh sochiye zara, President Bola Tinubu ne bola ki NGOs ko elections mein zyada active hona padega! 2027 ke elections ke liye unhone kaha, "Bhai, thoda civic education karo, voters ko samjhao!" Aisa lag raha tha jaise koi cricket match ka strategy ban raha ho! Toh ab NGOs ka kaam hai unity dikhana aur electoral reforms ke liye ladna. Sab milke elections ko shant aur credible banana hai, warna kya hoga, pata nahi bhai!
Read ArticleToh sochiye zara, Egypt aur Chad ne milke ek zabardast medical cooperation pact sign kiya hai! Alamein Forum mein ye baat hui, jaise koi dost ki shaadi ho rahi ho. Ministers Badr aur Khaled ne sirf dawaon ki baat nahi ki, balki regional security aur peace ki bhi charcha ki. Lagta hai, health ke saath-saath dosti bhi badi zaroori hai!
Read ArticleToh sochiye zara, Trump bhai Mobile, Alabama mein rally kar rahe the, bolte hain, "Republicans ko support karo nahi toh $5,000 ka check bhool jao!" Aisa lag raha tha jaise koi Bollywood ka blockbuster ho! Lekin bhai, Democrats se dar lag raha hai, keh rahe hain, "Unka control hua toh kya hoga?" Ab woh San Antonio bhi ja rahe hain, wah wah! Texas ka election toh tight hai, jaise cricket ka final match!
Read ArticleArre bhai, Senator Tom Cotton ne daylight saving time ko reject kar diya! Bolta hai, "Bacche andhere mein school jaate hain, kya scene hai!" Trump ne kaha agar Cotton ko Arkansas ki parwah hai toh extra daylight support karna chahiye. Ab Cotton ki practical baatein aur Trump ka political drama, jaise ek masaledaar comedy show! Toh sochiye zara, kya hoga is time change ka!
Read ArticleArre bhai, CISLAC aur HURIWA keh rahe hain ki kuch agency wale political hopscotch khel rahe hain, sirf Bola Tinubu ke 2027 ke liye! Public institutions ab partisan playground ban gaye hain, aur in logon ne toh corruption ka slippery slope tay kar diya hai. Public officials ko apni duties aur campaigning alag rakhni chahiye, warna circus toh public service mein aa jayega! HURIWA kehta hai ki jo officials is temptation ko nahi samajhte, unhe ghar bhej do!
Read ArticleToh sochiye zara, Azerbaijan ke President Ilham Aliyev ne kaha hai ki sirf China aur America hi global superpowers hain! Unhone yeh baat 8th Congress of the New Azerbaijan Party mein boli, aur bola ki unki dosti toh solid hai, jaise chai aur biscuit. Congress mein delegates aaye jaise koi shaadi ho rahi ho, aur Aliyev ne apne military success ka bhi jadoo dikhaya, peace ka scene toh badiya hai bhai!
Read ArticleArre bhai, One Nation ne Melbourne mein dhamaka kiya! 1,000 supporters aaye, aur wahaan ‘Make Albo Go Away’ waale hats aur Pauline Hanson ki bobbleheads mil rahe the. Atmosphere aisa tha jaise doughnuts aur Aussie rock ka DJ set ho! Lekin, Mark Nicholson ne serious ho ke former premiers ko jail bhejne ki dhamki di. Masti aur seriousness ka kya zabardast mix hai yaar!
Read ArticleToh sochiye zara, Sydney mein David Shoebridge ka election hua, aur unhone Mehreen Faruqi ko 7 votes se hara diya! Pichle leader Larissa Waters ki chutti ho gayi, aur ab party mein thodi internal tension hai, jaise ghar mein chhoti behen ka chakkar! Deputy leader ki race mein Steph Hodgins-May ne zabardast jeet hasil ki. Lagta hai, party ki unity thodi khatrey mein hai, bhai log!
Read ArticleToh sochiye zara, Congress aur SP ke beech seat-sharing ka drama chal raha hai! Aradhana Mishra keh rahi hain, "Bhai, national leadership ka final call hoga!" Voter integrity ki bhi chinta hai, aisa lag raha tha jaise Gandhi ji ka Satyagraha ho raha ho! Negotiations abhi bhi chal rahe hain, toh kya hoga Uttar Pradesh ka election scene? Pata nahi kya scene chal raha tha bhai!
Read ArticleArre bhai, Ukraine ke Foreign Minister Andrii Sybiha keh rahe hain ki duniya ko thoda serious hona chahiye! Russia ke bridge attacks se logon ki zindagi khatrey mein hai. Unhone bola, air defense ko mazboot karna hai aur Russia ko saza deni hai. Toh doston, chalo milke kuch karte hain, nahi toh phir kya hoga? Yeh koi cricket match nahi hai, jahan sirf baatein hoti hain!
Read ArticleToh bhaiyon aur behno, Vice President Kashim Shettima ne bola hai ki 2027 tak governance aur politics ka fusion karenge! Petrol subsidy ki toh chutti ho gayi, aur foreign exchange rates ko unify karne ka plan hai, kyunki foreign reserves toh jaise ghar ka khana bhi nahi hai! North-East ke liye electric tricycles aur buses ka e-logistics project bhi aane wala hai. Kya baat hai, bhai!
Read ArticleArre bhai, Randy Rowse ka kehna hai ki local elections ka maamla hai Santa Barbara mein! Agar hum nahi jaage, toh kaun samjhega humare dil ki baat? Budget ki ladaai chal rahi hai, aur log core issues ko bhool gaye hain. Toh candidates ko unki service se judge karo, party se nahi! Vote do, kyunki community ka future tumhare haath mein hai, samjhe?
Read ArticleArre bhai, Senator Yari bol rahe hain ki 2027 ki election mein power ka rotation hona chahiye! Northerners ko keh rahe hain, 'Thoda sa share karo na, bhai! Presidency sirf North ka nahi, South ka bhi haq hai!' Aisa lag raha tha jaise koi dosti ki baat kar raha ho. Yari keh rahe hain, 'Aapas mein de do, le lo, sab milke aage badho!' Unity se hi toh sab kuch hoga!
Read ArticleBhai log, Republicans ka election ka chakkar hai, aur garmi toh aise hai jaise summer mein ice cream ka cone! Polls keh rahe hain ki unka House majority jaane wala hai, aur Trump ki approval rating toh itni low hai, jaise kisi party mein limbo stick! Independent voters ka mood bhi kuch khaas nahi hai, toh GOP ko local issues pe dhyaan dena padega. Toh bhai, seat belt baandh lo, kyunki yeh ride kaafi bumpy hone wali hai!
Read ArticleArre bhai, MIPP apne aap ko superhero samajh raha hai! Deputy president S Subramaniam keh rahe hain, "Logo se nahi, logon se value hoti hai!" 40% Indian community ka support hai unke paas! Toh sochiye zara, yeh party sirf PAS ki sidekick nahi, apne aap mein ek star hai! Perikatan Nasional mein hain, par apni identity khud banayenge, samjhe? MIPP aise hi khelta rahega political field mein!
Read ArticleToh sochiye zara, former Arizona Senator Kyrsten Sinema ke ex-bodyguard, Matthew Ammel, ne kya dhamaka kar diya! Bhai ne 22 paintings pool mein fenk diye kyunki Sinema ne X par video post karne se mana kar diya. Lagbhag $200,000 ka nuksan! Ab Ammel ki ex-wife bhi chali aayi hai, keh rahi hai ki Sinema ne unke shaadi mein dakhal diya. Kya scene hai bhai!
Read ArticleToh sochiye zara, Bihar ke CM Nitish Kumar ki Janata Dal (United) ka kya scene hai! 25 October ko Varanasi mein ek dhamakedaar conference hone wali hai, jahan yeh log Uttar Pradesh ke elections ke liye strategy banane wale hain. Pichli baar kuch nahi mila, par ab toh bhagwan ki bhi madad lene wale hain! Lagta hai, bhagwan bhi keh rahe hain, 'Chalo, ab toh kuch karo!'
Read ArticleAapko pata hai, PM Modi ne radio pe kya bola? Pratapgarh ki Savitri Phule Self Help Group ki tarif ki! Amla aur Moringa ka jaadu chala, jaise koi blockbuster film ho rahi ho! Kamlesh Kumari, group ki president, boli, "Bhai, yeh toh hamari mehnat ka phal hai!" Amla ke candy aur juice se profit share karte hain, toh sochiye zara, kitna maza aata hoga! Ab toh direct procurement ka bhi demand hai, kya scene hai bhai!
Read ArticleToh sochiye zara, Senate mein kya hungama ho raha hai! Senator Eric Schmitt ne Jack Smith se poocha, bhai, 3 February ko NBA game mein the kya? Smith bola, 'Nahi bhai, main toh ghar pe tha!' Lekin Schmitt ne kuch text messages dikhaye, jo khud hi confuse ho gaye! Amy Klobuchar ne record theek kar diya, bola, 'Woh toh Maryland aur Iowa ka match tha!' Aisa lag raha tha jaise koi masala film chal rahi ho!
Read ArticleToh sochiye zara, Milan Pradhan ko Calcutta High Court ne 3 hafton ki interim bail de di! Bhai, chhe criminal cases hain, par ab wo Nandigram ke voters se milne ka mauka paa gaye hain. Justice Tirthankar Ghosh ne kaha hai ki 21 October ko surrender karna hai. Election maidan mein sab kuch chhoda hai, kyunki bypoll 6 October ko hai. Aisa lag raha tha jaise koi Bollywood ka scene chal raha ho!
Read ArticleToh sochiye zara, New Zealand ke logon ko paisa ki itni chinta hai ki 29.4% keh rahe hain ki unka sabse bada concern wahi hai! Social issues toh sirf 19.9% ko pareshan kar rahe hain, aur healthcare? Bas 9.5%! Australia wale toh khana aur ghar ko zyada maante hain. Aur US mein IRS ne dhamaka kar diya hai, 1.1 billion dollars ka loot liya hai wealthy logon se. Kya scene hai bhai!
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