Trump's Approval Ratings Sink Like A Sinking Ship In Quidditch

As the midterm elections loom like a dark cloud over the enchanted realm, President Trump finds himself sailing through a tempest of disapproval, with 39 states casting spells of negativity. Only 34% of the magical citizens give him a thumbs up, while a staggering 60% shout 'no thanks,' leaving him with a net rating as low as a house elf's spirits. Buckle your broomsticks, it's a wild ride to the polls!