Harry Kane Wins Ballon D'Or While Messi Finishes Fifth

Arre bhai, Harry Kane ne Ballon d'Or jeet liya! Aur Messi? Woh toh fifth place par hai, kya mast drama hai! Kylian Mbappe aur Lamine Yamal ne second aur third position pakad li, aur Rodri chaarth par hai! Messi toh gala mein bhi nahi aaye, samjha kya? Aur Kane bola, 'Tottenham ka shukriya, bina unke main kaise jeeta!' Kya zabardast baatein hai!