Andrey Santos Ghosts the Game as United Stumbles to Hull

Yo, Manchester United rolled up to Hull City lookin’ to flex, but it was a straight-up flop, ya dig? Andrey Santos, the young g, made his debut but was more ghost than player, hidin’ from the ball like it was a bad vibe. Hull City snatched a 2-0 win, and fans were not feelin’ the Santos hype, callin’ him ‘Fred lite’ and wonderin’ why he was even on the pitch.