Motorola Edge 70: Patla phone, bada dhamaka hai bhai!

Arre bhai, Motorola ka Edge 70 aa gaya hai! Bilkul patla, sirf 5.99mm, haath mein aise lagta hai jaise samosa hai. Display 6.7-inch ka hai, chashma bhi lagana padega! Camera toh 50MP ka hai, din mein chamakta hai, raat ko bhi thoda chamak raha hai. Battery 5,000mAh ki hai, din bhar chalta hai, jaise main bhi bina kharch kiye chalta hoon! Price hai Rs 29,999, samajh nahi aata kyun! Reliable hai, flashy nahi, jaise meri zindagi!