Satya Nadella spills AI tea: models are the new chai

Yo, Satya Nadella just dropped some wild AI wisdom while vibing in India! He’s all about making AI models as common as chai, talking context engineering like it’s the new TikTok trend. Plus, he’s flexing the MahaCrimeOS for catching cyber baddies and throwing down a whopping $17.5 billion for India’s tech glow-up. Get ready, the future is lit!