Big Tech's $600 Billion AI Spending: Investors in a Frenzy

Listen up, you tech titans! Big tech is planning a jaw-dropping $600 billion AI blowout in 2026, and investors are losing their minds! Amazon's spending could double, sending shares crashing like a poorly made soufflé. Data analytics firms are sweating bullets, and RELX is getting grilled! The S&P 500 is down nearly 10% this week. What are you? An idiot sandwich? Get it together!