Alibaba's AI Maestro Waves Goodbye, Stocks Take a Dive

So, like, Junyang Lin, the big kahuna behind Alibaba’s AI wizardry, just pulled a disappearing act! He announced it on X, and suddenly, stocks took a tumble like a bad pizza dough! Everyone’s scratching their heads, wondering if Alibaba can still hang with the cool kids like OpenAI. It’s a real head-scratcher, folks! What’s next, a magic show?