Google Wants Your ID to Browse? What’s Next, Fingerprints?

Hey, folks! So Google’s pulling a fast one on us, asking for our ID just to peek at stuff in Incognito mode! Can you believe it? It’s like they think we’re all robots or something! With 53% of internet traffic being those sneaky bots, they want to know who’s who! What’s next, a fingerprint scan for cat videos? Come on, man!