OpenAI's Enchanted Alliance with the Pentagon: A Magical Pact

In a dazzling twist, Sam Altman announced that OpenAI has forged a magical alliance with the US Department of War, deploying its spellbinding AI models into the secretive realms of the classified network. With a wave of his wand, Altman promised that safety charms are woven into the pact, ensuring no dark magic like mass surveillance is unleashed upon the realm.