Arre bhai, kya scene hai! Jannik Sinner aur Jenson Brooksby ka takkar ho raha hai Wimbledon ke maidan mein! Sinner thoda rusty lag raha hai, par jeet gaya pehle round mein. Brooksby toh mast form mein hai, seedha set jeet raha hai! Lekin Sinner ka serve hai jaise chai mein extra chai patti! Bhai, Sinner ka jeetne ka chance zyada hai, straight sets mein jeetega! Betting karne ka soch rahe ho? Kya baat hai!
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Arre bhai, Day 5 ka Wimbledon aa gaya hai! Coco Gauff aur Claire Liu ka match hai, samjha? Gauff toh pehle hi do logon ko maar chuki hai, dus aces maarne wali hai! Felix bhai bhi hai, Michael Zheng se ladne wala! Novak bhai toh sabko maar ke aage badh rahe hain, samjha? Sabko dekhna hai, kaun jeetega, yeh toh sirf shuruaat hai!
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Arre bhai, Coco Gauff, sirf 22 saal ki, par kya baat hai! Tennis court pe toh chha gayi, ab haath pe chalne ka bhi talent dikhaya! Wimbledon mein, Tennis Channel pe aayi, aur sabko hairaan kar diya! Martina Navratilova toh bas dekhte reh gayi! Gymnastics ki wajah se yeh kar sakti hoon, par pehle toh khud ko 'terrible' keh rahi thi! Agla match hai, dekhte hain kya hota hai!
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Arre bhai, Grigor Dimitrov ka kya scene hai Wimbledon mein? Roof band kar diya beech mein, samjha kya? Match shuru hua, sab badhiya, lekin roof band hote hi sab khatam! Grigor bola, "Deja vu hai bhai!" Fans bhi gusse mein, "Wimbledon ka kya chakkar hai yaar?" Sabko laga, yeh toh scam hai! Babu bhaiya bhi keh rahe, "Yeh kya tamasha hai yaar!"
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Arre bhai, kya scene hai! Maya Joint, woh choti si ladki, Wimbledon mein aayi aur seedha ghar chali gayi! Pehle toh Serena ke fans ne uska mazak banaya, bola ‘kya joke hai yaar!’ Phir Maya ne Eala se 3-6, 6-2, 6-0 se haara. Aur ab Serena injury se pareshan hai, doubles ke liye tayar ho rahi hai! Kya drama hai yaar!
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Arre bhai, kya baat hai! Rafael Jodar, 19 saal ka chhota, Wimbledon mein ball girl ko maar diya racket se, samjha kya? Phir bhi, usne koi reaction nahi diya! Log bol rahe hain, 'Yeh kya hai, bhai? Thoda gratitude toh dikha!' Lekin phir bhi, Jodar ne match jeet liya, kya baat hai! Ab agla match hai Japan ke Shintaro Mochizuki ke saath. Kya hoga, yeh toh time hi batayega!
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Arre suno, bhai log! Wimbledon ka chakkar hai, Day 5 pe Aryna Sabalenka aur Tommy Paul ka dhamaka hone wala hai! Tommy bhai ki toh mushkil hai, Hubert Hurkacz se ladna hai, jo pehle se hi badi badi baatein kar raha hai! Aur Aryna ki toh baat hi alag hai, uski toh set nahi girti! Match ka kya hoga, pata nahi, par maza aayega. Aur haan, Iva Jovic aur Felix Auger-Aliassime bhi hai, jo sabko chakkar mein daal denge!
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Arre bhai, Danielle Collins ka kya scene hai! Bikini pehankar samundar mein chill maar rahi hai, aur fish ki selfies le rahi hai! Goliath Grouper pakda, par wo itna bhaari tha ki kheench nahi payi. Wimbledon ka maidan udas hai, kyunki back injury aur family planning mein busy hai. Kya drama hai yaar, samajh nahi aata kyun tennis ko chhod diya!
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Arre bhai, Daria Kasatkina aur Naomi Osaka ka match hai Wimbledon mein, samjha? Friday ko, ghas par, jahan log chaat peete hain! Kasatkina ne thoda struggle kiya, par ab form mein aa rahi hai. Lekin Osaka toh badiya hai, seedhe do matches jeet gayi bina kisi set ke! Osaka ka record Kasatkina ke against 3-0 hai, toh bhai, Osaka ka jeetna toh pakka hai. Babu bhaiya ka kehna hai, Osaka jeetegi bina kisi tension ke, samjha kya?
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Arre bhai, Ben ka dost Trinity Rodman jab sunti hai Sam aur John ki baatein, toh hasi nahi rok paati! Sam bolta hai, "Trinity ne bob kiya!" Aur John, bhai, confused ho gaya, "Bob kya hota hai?" Sam ka jawab suna toh laga, "Arey bhai, yeh toh chhoti baal wali style hai!" John sochta hai ki award show hai! Trinity aur Amanda ne Instagram pe bola, "Main toh mar gayi!" Kya comedy hai yaar!
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Arre bhai, kya chakkar hai! Novak bhai aur Aryna madam ne TikTok banane ka promise kiya, aur ab dosti khatam karne ki dhamki de rahe hain! Sabalenka boli, "Teen TikToks nahi banaye toh dosti khatam!" Aur Novak bhai kehte hain, "Arre, negotiation kar raha hoon!" Phir unki biwi, Jelena, boli, "Teen din mein kar lo, sab theek rahega!" Babu bhai ka kya kehna, dosti mein bhi negotiation chahiye!
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Arre bhai, Serena ka Wimbledon mein kya drama hai! Match haar gayi, aur media se bhaag gayi! Sab keh rahe hain, 'Kya yeh double standards hai?' Injury ki wajah se bhaagi, par jab Naomi ne kiya toh 15,000 ka fine mila! Patrick bhai bolte hain, 'Serena ko treatment mil raha tha, kyun itna gussa?' Ab dekhte hain, Venus ke saath doubles mein kya hota hai! Yeh toh ghar ka khana yaad dilata hai!
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Arre bhai, suno! Iga Swiatek aur Karolina Pliskova ka match hone wala hai Wimbledon mein, 2 July 2026 ko. Iga toh defending champion hai, samjha? Pehle round mein toh usne bas ek game diya, seedha 6-1, 2-6, 6-3 se jeet gayi! Pliskova ne bhi achha khela, par Iga ka shotmaking toh aisa hai jaise chudiya khud banti hai! Lagta hai Iga seedhe sets mein jeetegi, samjha kya?
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Arre bhai, Wimbledon ka chakkar hai, Day 4 pe sab kuch ho sakta hai! Mirra Andreeva toh chali gayi, ab paanch players upset hone ke liye tayyar hain. Anisimova injury se lad rahi hai, Fils ko Berrettini se panga lena hai, aur de Minaur ko Mannarino se sambhal ke khelna hai! Paolini aur Rybakina bhi kisi bhi moment pe gir sakti hain. Kya maza aa raha hai, samjha na?
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Arre bhai, kya zabardast match hai! Quentin Halys aur Marcos Giron ka takraar ho raha hai Wimbledon mein, samjha? Halys, jo ki World No. 95 hai, pehle round mein chaar set mein jeeta, aur Giron bhi kuch kam nahi, usne bhi jeet liya. Pehle French Open mein dono ka match hua tha, wahan Giron jeeta. Aaj ka match dekhna mat bhoolna, bhai, yeh toh dhamaka hoga!
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Arre bhai, Caty McNally aur Elena Rybakina ka match hai Wimbledon mein, samjha kya? Caty, jo World No. 50 hai, thoda aage badh gayi hai, par Rybakina to former champion hai, bhai! Dono ka record 1-1 hai, par Rybakina ka serve to aisa hai jaise chai mein extra doodh! Lagta hai Rybakina jeetegi, par Caty bhi kuch kar sakti hai, kya pata! Match dekhna mat bhoolna, bhai!
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Arre bhai, kya scene hai! Mirra Andreeva ne Wimbledon mein Barbora Krejcikova se chakkar khaya, samjha? 4-6, 7-5, 6-4 se haar gayi! Match ke end mein bola 'I Quit' aur racket ko uda diya, kya baat hai! Press conference mein toh aise royi jaise koi soap opera dekh raha hoon. Ab schedule ka kya? Bolti hai, 'Pata nahi, pehle toh thoda time do!' Aur haan, logon ne dekha, racket se khud ko maar rahi thi, kya ganda scene hai!
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Arre bhai, Wimbledon ka chaar din aa gaya! Jannik bhai ne Nuno ko dhoka diya, aur Serena didi ki comeback khatam! Ab Day 4 pe Emma aur Taylor ka dhamaka hai! Emma ne Badosa ko maar diya, aur ab Oksana se takraayegi. Taylor ne Dusan ko thik se dhoya, ab Kypson se milega. Iga bhi hai, wah! Sab kuch mast hai, bas jeetne wale ka naam yaad nahi hai!
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Arre bhai, Novak bhai ne kya dhamaka kiya! Wimbledon mein, jab wo Tsitsipas ko aise hi maar raha tha, tab usne ball girl ko dar se hilaa diya! Jaise hi ball girl ne uska patch kaata, Novak ne aise react kiya jaise uski skin kaat di! Sabko hasi aa gayi jab pata chala, bas prank tha! Ab agla match Rinderknech ke saath hai, dekhte hain kya hota hai.
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Arre bhai, yeh Chris aur Martina ki kahani hai! Do doston ka jhagda, par yeh sirf tennis nahi, zindagi ka jangal hai. Ek taraf sweet Evert, doosri taraf fierce Navratilova, dono ne milke drama ki duniya bana di. Yeh sirf trophies ki baat nahi, yeh hai jeetne ki bhavna aur dosti ka rishta! Dost toh ab bhi saath hain, kya baat hai!
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Arre bhai, Coco Gauff bolti hai, "Serena toh G.O.A.T hai, samjha kya?" Wimbledon mein thoda confusion hua, par kya khel dikhaya! Tommy Paul bola, "Thoda aur maaro shots!" Ab Serena knee injury se joojh rahi hai, par doubles ke liye ready hai. Babu bhaiya ka kehna hai, "Serena toh hai hi superstar, bas thoda chill maar!"
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Arre bhai, Aryna Sabalenka ne kya dhamaka kar diya! Teodora bola, ‘Mujhe dekhna hai kya power hai,’ par Aryna ne toh 6-2, 6-3 se jeet liya. Phir bola, ‘Woh toh sirf apne aap ko samjha rahi thi, asli power toh nahi thi!’ Fans ne bola, ‘Woh World No. 1 hai, dusre players ko support karna chahiye!’ Ab agla match hai Ostapenko se, dekhte hain kya hoga bhai!
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Arre bhai, suno! Serena Williams ne pehle round mein haar gayi, press conference ko bhool gayi, aur ab Instagram pe aayi hai! Wimbledon ki grass par wapas aayi, par knee thoda tweak ho gaya. Babu Bhaiya keh raha hai, kya drama hai! Betiyan Adira aur Olympia dekh rahi thi, aur ab doubles mein Venus ke saath khelne ka plan hai. Bhai, woh toh sabse badi jodi hai!
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Arre bhai, suno! Naomi Osaka ne Gasanova ko hara diya Wimbledon mein! Lekin asli maza toh tab aaya jab usne bola ki uski beti Shai ka birthday kal hai. Woh nervous thi ki haar gayi toh Shai ko plane mein daalna padega birthday pe! Ab woh practice karegi aur park bhi jaayegi. Kya baat hai, yaar! Yeh toh asli inspiration hai!
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Arre bhai, Serena ka kya scene hai! Haath milate waqt thoda ghabra gayi, aur ab sab log keh rahe hain, "Thoda pyaar dikhao na!" Press conference bhi miss kiya, logon ne bola, "Kya hua bhai?" Lekin suno, uski coach Rennae ne bola, "Logon ki nafrat samajh nahi aati!" Aur ab toh knee injury bhi hai, bhai! Doubles mein aayegi ya nahi, suspense hai!
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Arre bhai, kya scene hai! Mirra Andreeva aur Barbora Krejcikova ka match hai Wimbledon mein, 1st July ko! Andreeva toh choti si ladki hai, par tennis mein bada dhamaka. Krejcikova ne Klugman ko 6-1, 6-4 se dhool chata diya. Ab Andreeva ka record 3-1 hai, toh mujhe lagta hai wo jeetegi. Match mein 26 games hone wale hain, samjha kya? Babu bhaiyya ka prediction hai Andreeva jeetegi teen set mein!
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Arre bhai, Wimbledon ka chakkar hai! Day 3 pe 18 seed players pehle hi ghar aa gaye, samjha kya? Ben aur Elina toh top 10 se bahar! Ab chaar badiya players ki baari hai jo khud ko sambhal nahi paayenge. Felix, Iva, Learner, Joao, aur Mirra, sabko sambhal ke rakhna, warna grass pe gir jaayenge! Koi bhi upset ho sakta hai, samjha kya? Yeh toh sirf shuruat hai!
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Arre bhai, suno! Fokina aur Marozsan ka match hai Wimbledon mein, samjha? Fokina, jo 22nd seed hai, pehle round mein 6-4 se jeeta! Marozsan bhi hai, par Fokina ka experience zyada hai. Head-to-head 2-0 hai, bhai! Lagta hai, yeh match hoga chaalu, par Fokina jeetega, samjha? Betting karne ka time aa gaya hai!
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Arre bhai, suno! Fucsovics aur Tien ka match ho raha hai Wimbledon mein, samjha? Fucsovics bhai, wo toh pehle round mein opponent ko back injury se out kar diya. Toh ab Tien se takra rahe hain, jo chhote se hai par ranking mein bada hai! Match mein total games 37.5 se zyada hone ki umeed hai, kyunki bhai log tiebreaks mein ghusne wale hain! Tien ko jeetne ka chance zyada hai, lekin Fucsovics ki experience bhi kaam aayegi, samjha kya?
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Arre bhai, Wimbledon ka chakkar hai! Day 3 pe Jannik Sinner aur Nuno Borges ka match hai, dono ke beech pehle se hi kuch dosti hai. Phir Coco Gauff ka bhi dhamaka hai Solana Sierra se, yeh toh chhoti si baat hai! Aur bhai, Djokovic toh hai hi, sabko sambhalne ke liye! Kaise kaise log aa rahe hain, samajh nahi aa raha, par dekhte hain kaun jeetega, mazaa aane wala hai!
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Arre bhai, 1 July ko Wimbledon mein Jenson Brooksby aur Ignacio Buse ka pehla match hone wala hai! Brooksby toh French Open se seedha grass pe aake gir gaya, aur Buse bhi kuch khaas nahi kiya. Lekin kabhi kabhi chamak bhi jaata hai! Lagta hai Brooksby jeetega, par kya pata, Babu bhaiya ki tarah kuch bhi ho sakta hai, samjha na?
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Arre bhai, Serena ka haath milana toh aisa tha jaise usne paani mein doodh milaya ho! Match jeeta nahi, par handshake toh aur bhi khatarnak. Usne toh Maya Joint ko bas ek chhoti si muskurahat di, jaise keh rahi ho, 'Chalo, ab ghar jao!' Fans bole, 'Kya badiya, patronizing handshake hai yaar!' Aur press conference toh bhool hi gayi, jaise koi bhool bhulaiyaa mein kho gaya ho.
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Arre bhai, Serena ne kya kiya? Wimbledon mein haar ke baad press conference se bhag gayi! Match toh achha khela, par jab baat karne ka waqt aaya, toh bola, 'Wimbledon aana amazing tha!' Lekin yeh toh part hai na! Journalist bhai ne bola, 'Badi sharm ki baat hai!' Ab dekhte hain doubles mein kya karti hai, bhaiyya!
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Arre bhai, kya ho raha hai Wimbledon mein! Emma Navarro aur Badosa ka match chalu tha, aur ESPN ne kya kiya? LeBron James ka news le aaye! Babu bhai, yeh kya zaroorat thi? Fans gusse mein aa gaye, keh rahe hain, 'Kya bakwas hai!' Emma toh jeet gayi, par sab log LeBron ki baatein sunne nahi aaye the. Ab wo Oksana ke saath next round mein ladne wali hai! Kya drama hai yaar!
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Arre bhai, kya scene hai! Serena Williams, woh 23-time Grand Slam wali, ab Center Court pe hai, pehli baar 4 saal baad! Aur Harmony Tan, jo pehle haar gayi thi, ab keh rahi hai ki Serena ne Instagram block kar diya! Kya zamana aa gaya hai yaar! Match shuru ho gaya hai, score 3-2 hai, par sab log bas is drama mein hain! Kya comedy hai!
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Arre bhai, Ben Shelton ka kya scene hai! Wimbledon mein pehla round hi haar gaya, samjha kya? Uska dosto, Otto Virtanen, ne 4 ghante tak josh se khel ke chhakka maar diya! Press conference mein jab logon ne poocha draw ke baare mein, woh bola, 'Main koi dumb a** nahi hoon, samjha kya? Main toh bas pehle round pe dhyan de raha hoon!' Kya baat hai!
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Arre bhai, Ben Shelton ka kya chakkar hai! Wimbledon mein pehli hi round mein out ho gaya, samajh nahi aata yeh kya kar raha hai! Otto Virtanen ne toh 4 ghante tak drama kiya, match point pe bhi bacha nahi! Fans keh rahe hain, 'yeh toh clown hai!' Lagta hai, coach ki zarurat hai, warna yeh aise hi chalta rahega. Kya hoga ab? Babu bhaiya, yeh toh *horrendous* hai!
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Arre bhai, Taylor Fritz ne Roger Federer ka look chura liya Wimbledon mein! Woh bilkul *King of Grass* jaisa lag raha tha, lekin fans keh rahe hain, "Kya hai yaar, Federer ki aura toh nahi hai!" Match toh jeeta, par sab keh rahe the, "Woh toh *Teemu* version hai!" Babu Bhaiya bolta hai, "Woh sirf dikhawa hai, asli baat toh jeet kar dikhana hai!"
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Arre bhai, Iga Swiatek ne kya kar diya! Wimbledon ke pehle round mein, Taylor Townsend se jeetne ke baad, woh toh bas ghabra gayi! Bench pe baith ke towel mein chehra chhupa liya, aankhein beh gayi jaise koi bada khazana kho gaya! Match 6-1, 2-6, 6-3 se jeeta, par uska stress toh dekhne layak tha! Ab thoda chill karna padega, samjha kya?
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Arre bhai, Coco Gauff ka chakkar hai! Wimbledon mein pichle chaar matches mein haar gayi thi, par ab Tamara Korpatsch ko 6-2, 6-1 se dhoka diya! Match ke baad bola, "Hasi mazak se sab kuch sambhal leta hoon, kya karoon?" Ab agla match Argentina ki Solana Sierra se hai, jo bada hitter hai. Kya hoga, dekhte hain, par Coco ka confidence toh badiya hai!
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Arre bhai, Wimbledon ka doosra din aa gaya! Jannik Sinner ne thoda dar diya par ab sab theek hai. Serena Williams ka pehla match hai, samjha? Zverev toh jeetega, yeh pakka hai! Anisimova bhi hai, woh sabko chakkar mein daal degi. Babu bhaiya, popcorn le aana, sab kuch hoga!
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Arre bhai, Djokovic keh raha hai ki tennis ke matches itne lambi kyun honi chahiye? Log to bhaag jaate hain! Usne bola, "Bacche itne time tak nahi baithte, samjha kya?" Wimbledon mein bola, chhote matches chahiye, warna audience bhag jayegi. Grand Slams ko chhod do, par baaki sabko thoda chota karo, samjha kya? Babu Bhaiya ka logic hai, short and sweet!
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Arre bhai, suno! 30 June ko Wimbledon mein *Diana Shnaider* aur *Eva Lys* ka match hai. *Diana* pehle *Sabalenka* ko hara chuki hai, par abhi kuch khaas nahi kar payi hai. *Eva* bhi kuch nahi kar rahi hai, dono ka record toh sirf ek jeet hai! *Shnaider* ka thoda advantage hai, par bhai, tennis hai, kabhi bhi kuch ho sakta hai! Mera kehna hai, *Diana* jeetegi, par 3 sets mein, samjha kya?
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Arre suno bhai log! 30 June ko Wimbledon mein Eala aur Zarazua ka match hai. Eala toh chamak rahi hai jaise Diwali ki lights, par Zarazua ka kya? Pehli baar hai yeh match, samjha kya? Eala ne sabko hara diya hai, par Zarazua toh bas lucky loser hai. Betting karte hain, match mein 18 games toh honge hi, samjha kya? Kya baat hai!
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Arre bhai, kya khel hai! Joao Fonseca, jo ki 24th seed hai, milne wale hain Roberto Bautista Agut se Wimbledon ke pehle round mein 29 June 2026 ko, All England Lawn Tennis Club mein. Fonseca ka haal thoda bekar hai, par French Open mein quarterfinal tak toh gaya. Bautista bhai ka haal toh aur bhi kharab hai, bas 4 jeete hain is saal! Lagta hai, Fonseca straight sets mein jeet jayega!
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Arre bhai, suno! Ethan ka dost, wohi tennis ka superstar, ab final mein hai! Lekin uski girlfriend, Sidney, Mallorca beach pe pink bikini mein chhupi hai, kya baat hai! Instagram pe photo post kiya, 'Sparkling, still, ya turquoise?' Yeh kya hai bhai? Ab final mein Alejandro se takraayega, jo bada experienced hai. Kya hoga? Dekhte hain, sabko pata chalega!
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Arre bhai, suna kya? Naomi Osaka ne bola, "Bobbiana!" jab Taylor Townsend ne apna naya bob hairstyle dikhaya! Yeh sab Wimbledon 2026 se pehle ka drama hai. Taylor ne Instagram pe dance kiya, log keh rahe hain, "Iga ko toh chhutti pe bhej de!" Ab dekhte hain, kya hoga jab yeh dono milte hain, Iga ka toh kya hoga, pata nahi!
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Arre bhai, Coco Gauff ne apne mummy-papa ko dance karne ke liye kaha, aur kya zabardast scene tha! Wimbledon se pehle, sab ekdum mast ho gaye TikTok par. Coco boli, 'Maine unhe nahi sikhaya, bas bola follow karo!' Ab dekhte hain, Wimbledon mein kya hungama hota hai, samjha kya? Dance aur tennis, dono mein maza hai!
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Arre bhai, Iga Swiatek ka kya scene hai! Log keh rahe hain ki uski psychologist Daria ka kya kaam hai, par Iga ne bola, "Bina Daria ke toh main ekdum khichdi hoti!" 2019 se Daria uski saath hai, jaise chai ke saath biscuit. Iga keh rahi hai, "Log social media pe bolte hain, par unhe nahi pata humari dosti ka kya chakkar hai!" Ab Wimbledon mein Iga ka pehla match hoga Taylor Townsend se, dekhte hain kya hota hai!
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Arre bhai, Aryna Sabalenka bolti hai, 'Pegula ne mujhe baby ki tarah maar diya!' Berlin mein toh uski jaan chudi thi, ab Wimbledon ki practice mein keh rahi hai ki 'amazing experience' hai bagel khana. Arre, bagel khana kya hota hai? Lekin woh abhi bhi achi dost hai, samjha? Thoda aur practice karo, warna yeh baby ki tarah har baar hoga!
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Arre bhai, kya scene hai! Jannik Sinner aur Jenson Brooksby ka takkar ho raha hai Wimbledon ke maidan mein! Sinner thoda rusty lag raha hai, par jeet gaya pehle round mein. Brooksby toh mast form mein hai, seedha set jeet raha hai! Lekin Sinner ka serve hai jaise chai mein extra chai patti! Bhai, Sinner ka jeetne ka chance zyada hai, straight sets mein jeetega! Betting karne ka soch rahe ho? Kya baat hai!
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Read ArticleArre bhai, kya scene hai! Maya Joint, woh choti si ladki, Wimbledon mein aayi aur seedha ghar chali gayi! Pehle toh Serena ke fans ne uska mazak banaya, bola ‘kya joke hai yaar!’ Phir Maya ne Eala se 3-6, 6-2, 6-0 se haara. Aur ab Serena injury se pareshan hai, doubles ke liye tayar ho rahi hai! Kya drama hai yaar!
Read ArticleArre bhai, kya baat hai! Rafael Jodar, 19 saal ka chhota, Wimbledon mein ball girl ko maar diya racket se, samjha kya? Phir bhi, usne koi reaction nahi diya! Log bol rahe hain, 'Yeh kya hai, bhai? Thoda gratitude toh dikha!' Lekin phir bhi, Jodar ne match jeet liya, kya baat hai! Ab agla match hai Japan ke Shintaro Mochizuki ke saath. Kya hoga, yeh toh time hi batayega!
Read ArticleArre suno, bhai log! Wimbledon ka chakkar hai, Day 5 pe Aryna Sabalenka aur Tommy Paul ka dhamaka hone wala hai! Tommy bhai ki toh mushkil hai, Hubert Hurkacz se ladna hai, jo pehle se hi badi badi baatein kar raha hai! Aur Aryna ki toh baat hi alag hai, uski toh set nahi girti! Match ka kya hoga, pata nahi, par maza aayega. Aur haan, Iva Jovic aur Felix Auger-Aliassime bhi hai, jo sabko chakkar mein daal denge!
Read ArticleArre bhai, Danielle Collins ka kya scene hai! Bikini pehankar samundar mein chill maar rahi hai, aur fish ki selfies le rahi hai! Goliath Grouper pakda, par wo itna bhaari tha ki kheench nahi payi. Wimbledon ka maidan udas hai, kyunki back injury aur family planning mein busy hai. Kya drama hai yaar, samajh nahi aata kyun tennis ko chhod diya!
Read ArticleArre bhai, Daria Kasatkina aur Naomi Osaka ka match hai Wimbledon mein, samjha? Friday ko, ghas par, jahan log chaat peete hain! Kasatkina ne thoda struggle kiya, par ab form mein aa rahi hai. Lekin Osaka toh badiya hai, seedhe do matches jeet gayi bina kisi set ke! Osaka ka record Kasatkina ke against 3-0 hai, toh bhai, Osaka ka jeetna toh pakka hai. Babu bhaiya ka kehna hai, Osaka jeetegi bina kisi tension ke, samjha kya?
Read ArticleArre bhai, Ben ka dost Trinity Rodman jab sunti hai Sam aur John ki baatein, toh hasi nahi rok paati! Sam bolta hai, "Trinity ne bob kiya!" Aur John, bhai, confused ho gaya, "Bob kya hota hai?" Sam ka jawab suna toh laga, "Arey bhai, yeh toh chhoti baal wali style hai!" John sochta hai ki award show hai! Trinity aur Amanda ne Instagram pe bola, "Main toh mar gayi!" Kya comedy hai yaar!
Read ArticleArre bhai, kya chakkar hai! Novak bhai aur Aryna madam ne TikTok banane ka promise kiya, aur ab dosti khatam karne ki dhamki de rahe hain! Sabalenka boli, "Teen TikToks nahi banaye toh dosti khatam!" Aur Novak bhai kehte hain, "Arre, negotiation kar raha hoon!" Phir unki biwi, Jelena, boli, "Teen din mein kar lo, sab theek rahega!" Babu bhai ka kya kehna, dosti mein bhi negotiation chahiye!
Read ArticleArre bhai, Serena ka Wimbledon mein kya drama hai! Match haar gayi, aur media se bhaag gayi! Sab keh rahe hain, 'Kya yeh double standards hai?' Injury ki wajah se bhaagi, par jab Naomi ne kiya toh 15,000 ka fine mila! Patrick bhai bolte hain, 'Serena ko treatment mil raha tha, kyun itna gussa?' Ab dekhte hain, Venus ke saath doubles mein kya hota hai! Yeh toh ghar ka khana yaad dilata hai!
Read ArticleArre bhai, suno! Iga Swiatek aur Karolina Pliskova ka match hone wala hai Wimbledon mein, 2 July 2026 ko. Iga toh defending champion hai, samjha? Pehle round mein toh usne bas ek game diya, seedha 6-1, 2-6, 6-3 se jeet gayi! Pliskova ne bhi achha khela, par Iga ka shotmaking toh aisa hai jaise chudiya khud banti hai! Lagta hai Iga seedhe sets mein jeetegi, samjha kya?
Read ArticleArre bhai, Wimbledon ka chakkar hai, Day 4 pe sab kuch ho sakta hai! Mirra Andreeva toh chali gayi, ab paanch players upset hone ke liye tayyar hain. Anisimova injury se lad rahi hai, Fils ko Berrettini se panga lena hai, aur de Minaur ko Mannarino se sambhal ke khelna hai! Paolini aur Rybakina bhi kisi bhi moment pe gir sakti hain. Kya maza aa raha hai, samjha na?
Read ArticleArre bhai, kya zabardast match hai! Quentin Halys aur Marcos Giron ka takraar ho raha hai Wimbledon mein, samjha? Halys, jo ki World No. 95 hai, pehle round mein chaar set mein jeeta, aur Giron bhi kuch kam nahi, usne bhi jeet liya. Pehle French Open mein dono ka match hua tha, wahan Giron jeeta. Aaj ka match dekhna mat bhoolna, bhai, yeh toh dhamaka hoga!
Read ArticleArre bhai, Caty McNally aur Elena Rybakina ka match hai Wimbledon mein, samjha kya? Caty, jo World No. 50 hai, thoda aage badh gayi hai, par Rybakina to former champion hai, bhai! Dono ka record 1-1 hai, par Rybakina ka serve to aisa hai jaise chai mein extra doodh! Lagta hai Rybakina jeetegi, par Caty bhi kuch kar sakti hai, kya pata! Match dekhna mat bhoolna, bhai!
Read ArticleArre bhai, kya scene hai! Mirra Andreeva ne Wimbledon mein Barbora Krejcikova se chakkar khaya, samjha? 4-6, 7-5, 6-4 se haar gayi! Match ke end mein bola 'I Quit' aur racket ko uda diya, kya baat hai! Press conference mein toh aise royi jaise koi soap opera dekh raha hoon. Ab schedule ka kya? Bolti hai, 'Pata nahi, pehle toh thoda time do!' Aur haan, logon ne dekha, racket se khud ko maar rahi thi, kya ganda scene hai!
Read ArticleArre bhai, Wimbledon ka chaar din aa gaya! Jannik bhai ne Nuno ko dhoka diya, aur Serena didi ki comeback khatam! Ab Day 4 pe Emma aur Taylor ka dhamaka hai! Emma ne Badosa ko maar diya, aur ab Oksana se takraayegi. Taylor ne Dusan ko thik se dhoya, ab Kypson se milega. Iga bhi hai, wah! Sab kuch mast hai, bas jeetne wale ka naam yaad nahi hai!
Read ArticleArre bhai, Novak bhai ne kya dhamaka kiya! Wimbledon mein, jab wo Tsitsipas ko aise hi maar raha tha, tab usne ball girl ko dar se hilaa diya! Jaise hi ball girl ne uska patch kaata, Novak ne aise react kiya jaise uski skin kaat di! Sabko hasi aa gayi jab pata chala, bas prank tha! Ab agla match Rinderknech ke saath hai, dekhte hain kya hota hai.
Read ArticleArre bhai, yeh Chris aur Martina ki kahani hai! Do doston ka jhagda, par yeh sirf tennis nahi, zindagi ka jangal hai. Ek taraf sweet Evert, doosri taraf fierce Navratilova, dono ne milke drama ki duniya bana di. Yeh sirf trophies ki baat nahi, yeh hai jeetne ki bhavna aur dosti ka rishta! Dost toh ab bhi saath hain, kya baat hai!
Read ArticleArre bhai, Coco Gauff bolti hai, "Serena toh G.O.A.T hai, samjha kya?" Wimbledon mein thoda confusion hua, par kya khel dikhaya! Tommy Paul bola, "Thoda aur maaro shots!" Ab Serena knee injury se joojh rahi hai, par doubles ke liye ready hai. Babu bhaiya ka kehna hai, "Serena toh hai hi superstar, bas thoda chill maar!"
Read ArticleArre bhai, Aryna Sabalenka ne kya dhamaka kar diya! Teodora bola, ‘Mujhe dekhna hai kya power hai,’ par Aryna ne toh 6-2, 6-3 se jeet liya. Phir bola, ‘Woh toh sirf apne aap ko samjha rahi thi, asli power toh nahi thi!’ Fans ne bola, ‘Woh World No. 1 hai, dusre players ko support karna chahiye!’ Ab agla match hai Ostapenko se, dekhte hain kya hoga bhai!
Read ArticleArre bhai, suno! Serena Williams ne pehle round mein haar gayi, press conference ko bhool gayi, aur ab Instagram pe aayi hai! Wimbledon ki grass par wapas aayi, par knee thoda tweak ho gaya. Babu Bhaiya keh raha hai, kya drama hai! Betiyan Adira aur Olympia dekh rahi thi, aur ab doubles mein Venus ke saath khelne ka plan hai. Bhai, woh toh sabse badi jodi hai!
Read ArticleArre bhai, suno! Naomi Osaka ne Gasanova ko hara diya Wimbledon mein! Lekin asli maza toh tab aaya jab usne bola ki uski beti Shai ka birthday kal hai. Woh nervous thi ki haar gayi toh Shai ko plane mein daalna padega birthday pe! Ab woh practice karegi aur park bhi jaayegi. Kya baat hai, yaar! Yeh toh asli inspiration hai!
Read ArticleArre bhai, Serena ka kya scene hai! Haath milate waqt thoda ghabra gayi, aur ab sab log keh rahe hain, "Thoda pyaar dikhao na!" Press conference bhi miss kiya, logon ne bola, "Kya hua bhai?" Lekin suno, uski coach Rennae ne bola, "Logon ki nafrat samajh nahi aati!" Aur ab toh knee injury bhi hai, bhai! Doubles mein aayegi ya nahi, suspense hai!
Read ArticleArre bhai, kya scene hai! Mirra Andreeva aur Barbora Krejcikova ka match hai Wimbledon mein, 1st July ko! Andreeva toh choti si ladki hai, par tennis mein bada dhamaka. Krejcikova ne Klugman ko 6-1, 6-4 se dhool chata diya. Ab Andreeva ka record 3-1 hai, toh mujhe lagta hai wo jeetegi. Match mein 26 games hone wale hain, samjha kya? Babu bhaiyya ka prediction hai Andreeva jeetegi teen set mein!
Read ArticleArre bhai, Wimbledon ka chakkar hai! Day 3 pe 18 seed players pehle hi ghar aa gaye, samjha kya? Ben aur Elina toh top 10 se bahar! Ab chaar badiya players ki baari hai jo khud ko sambhal nahi paayenge. Felix, Iva, Learner, Joao, aur Mirra, sabko sambhal ke rakhna, warna grass pe gir jaayenge! Koi bhi upset ho sakta hai, samjha kya? Yeh toh sirf shuruat hai!
Read ArticleArre bhai, suno! Fokina aur Marozsan ka match hai Wimbledon mein, samjha? Fokina, jo 22nd seed hai, pehle round mein 6-4 se jeeta! Marozsan bhi hai, par Fokina ka experience zyada hai. Head-to-head 2-0 hai, bhai! Lagta hai, yeh match hoga chaalu, par Fokina jeetega, samjha? Betting karne ka time aa gaya hai!
Read ArticleArre bhai, suno! Fucsovics aur Tien ka match ho raha hai Wimbledon mein, samjha? Fucsovics bhai, wo toh pehle round mein opponent ko back injury se out kar diya. Toh ab Tien se takra rahe hain, jo chhote se hai par ranking mein bada hai! Match mein total games 37.5 se zyada hone ki umeed hai, kyunki bhai log tiebreaks mein ghusne wale hain! Tien ko jeetne ka chance zyada hai, lekin Fucsovics ki experience bhi kaam aayegi, samjha kya?
Read ArticleArre bhai, Wimbledon ka chakkar hai! Day 3 pe Jannik Sinner aur Nuno Borges ka match hai, dono ke beech pehle se hi kuch dosti hai. Phir Coco Gauff ka bhi dhamaka hai Solana Sierra se, yeh toh chhoti si baat hai! Aur bhai, Djokovic toh hai hi, sabko sambhalne ke liye! Kaise kaise log aa rahe hain, samajh nahi aa raha, par dekhte hain kaun jeetega, mazaa aane wala hai!
Read ArticleArre bhai, 1 July ko Wimbledon mein Jenson Brooksby aur Ignacio Buse ka pehla match hone wala hai! Brooksby toh French Open se seedha grass pe aake gir gaya, aur Buse bhi kuch khaas nahi kiya. Lekin kabhi kabhi chamak bhi jaata hai! Lagta hai Brooksby jeetega, par kya pata, Babu bhaiya ki tarah kuch bhi ho sakta hai, samjha na?
Read ArticleArre bhai, Serena ka haath milana toh aisa tha jaise usne paani mein doodh milaya ho! Match jeeta nahi, par handshake toh aur bhi khatarnak. Usne toh Maya Joint ko bas ek chhoti si muskurahat di, jaise keh rahi ho, 'Chalo, ab ghar jao!' Fans bole, 'Kya badiya, patronizing handshake hai yaar!' Aur press conference toh bhool hi gayi, jaise koi bhool bhulaiyaa mein kho gaya ho.
Read ArticleArre bhai, Serena ne kya kiya? Wimbledon mein haar ke baad press conference se bhag gayi! Match toh achha khela, par jab baat karne ka waqt aaya, toh bola, 'Wimbledon aana amazing tha!' Lekin yeh toh part hai na! Journalist bhai ne bola, 'Badi sharm ki baat hai!' Ab dekhte hain doubles mein kya karti hai, bhaiyya!
Read ArticleArre bhai, kya ho raha hai Wimbledon mein! Emma Navarro aur Badosa ka match chalu tha, aur ESPN ne kya kiya? LeBron James ka news le aaye! Babu bhai, yeh kya zaroorat thi? Fans gusse mein aa gaye, keh rahe hain, 'Kya bakwas hai!' Emma toh jeet gayi, par sab log LeBron ki baatein sunne nahi aaye the. Ab wo Oksana ke saath next round mein ladne wali hai! Kya drama hai yaar!
Read ArticleArre bhai, kya scene hai! Serena Williams, woh 23-time Grand Slam wali, ab Center Court pe hai, pehli baar 4 saal baad! Aur Harmony Tan, jo pehle haar gayi thi, ab keh rahi hai ki Serena ne Instagram block kar diya! Kya zamana aa gaya hai yaar! Match shuru ho gaya hai, score 3-2 hai, par sab log bas is drama mein hain! Kya comedy hai!
Read ArticleArre bhai, Ben Shelton ka kya scene hai! Wimbledon mein pehla round hi haar gaya, samjha kya? Uska dosto, Otto Virtanen, ne 4 ghante tak josh se khel ke chhakka maar diya! Press conference mein jab logon ne poocha draw ke baare mein, woh bola, 'Main koi dumb a** nahi hoon, samjha kya? Main toh bas pehle round pe dhyan de raha hoon!' Kya baat hai!
Read ArticleArre bhai, Ben Shelton ka kya chakkar hai! Wimbledon mein pehli hi round mein out ho gaya, samajh nahi aata yeh kya kar raha hai! Otto Virtanen ne toh 4 ghante tak drama kiya, match point pe bhi bacha nahi! Fans keh rahe hain, 'yeh toh clown hai!' Lagta hai, coach ki zarurat hai, warna yeh aise hi chalta rahega. Kya hoga ab? Babu bhaiya, yeh toh horrendous hai!
Read ArticleArre bhai, Taylor Fritz ne Roger Federer ka look chura liya Wimbledon mein! Woh bilkul King of Grass jaisa lag raha tha, lekin fans keh rahe hain, "Kya hai yaar, Federer ki aura toh nahi hai!" Match toh jeeta, par sab keh rahe the, "Woh toh Teemu version hai!" Babu Bhaiya bolta hai, "Woh sirf dikhawa hai, asli baat toh jeet kar dikhana hai!"
Read ArticleArre bhai, Iga Swiatek ne kya kar diya! Wimbledon ke pehle round mein, Taylor Townsend se jeetne ke baad, woh toh bas ghabra gayi! Bench pe baith ke towel mein chehra chhupa liya, aankhein beh gayi jaise koi bada khazana kho gaya! Match 6-1, 2-6, 6-3 se jeeta, par uska stress toh dekhne layak tha! Ab thoda chill karna padega, samjha kya?
Read ArticleArre bhai, Coco Gauff ka chakkar hai! Wimbledon mein pichle chaar matches mein haar gayi thi, par ab Tamara Korpatsch ko 6-2, 6-1 se dhoka diya! Match ke baad bola, "Hasi mazak se sab kuch sambhal leta hoon, kya karoon?" Ab agla match Argentina ki Solana Sierra se hai, jo bada hitter hai. Kya hoga, dekhte hain, par Coco ka confidence toh badiya hai!
Read ArticleArre bhai, Wimbledon ka doosra din aa gaya! Jannik Sinner ne thoda dar diya par ab sab theek hai. Serena Williams ka pehla match hai, samjha? Zverev toh jeetega, yeh pakka hai! Anisimova bhi hai, woh sabko chakkar mein daal degi. Babu bhaiya, popcorn le aana, sab kuch hoga!
Read ArticleArre bhai, Djokovic keh raha hai ki tennis ke matches itne lambi kyun honi chahiye? Log to bhaag jaate hain! Usne bola, "Bacche itne time tak nahi baithte, samjha kya?" Wimbledon mein bola, chhote matches chahiye, warna audience bhag jayegi. Grand Slams ko chhod do, par baaki sabko thoda chota karo, samjha kya? Babu Bhaiya ka logic hai, short and sweet!
Read ArticleArre bhai, suno! 30 June ko Wimbledon mein Diana Shnaider aur Eva Lys ka match hai. Diana pehle Sabalenka ko hara chuki hai, par abhi kuch khaas nahi kar payi hai. Eva bhi kuch nahi kar rahi hai, dono ka record toh sirf ek jeet hai! Shnaider ka thoda advantage hai, par bhai, tennis hai, kabhi bhi kuch ho sakta hai! Mera kehna hai, Diana jeetegi, par 3 sets mein, samjha kya?
Read ArticleArre suno bhai log! 30 June ko Wimbledon mein Eala aur Zarazua ka match hai. Eala toh chamak rahi hai jaise Diwali ki lights, par Zarazua ka kya? Pehli baar hai yeh match, samjha kya? Eala ne sabko hara diya hai, par Zarazua toh bas lucky loser hai. Betting karte hain, match mein 18 games toh honge hi, samjha kya? Kya baat hai!
Read ArticleArre bhai, kya khel hai! Joao Fonseca, jo ki 24th seed hai, milne wale hain Roberto Bautista Agut se Wimbledon ke pehle round mein 29 June 2026 ko, All England Lawn Tennis Club mein. Fonseca ka haal thoda bekar hai, par French Open mein quarterfinal tak toh gaya. Bautista bhai ka haal toh aur bhi kharab hai, bas 4 jeete hain is saal! Lagta hai, Fonseca straight sets mein jeet jayega!
Read ArticleArre bhai, suno! Ethan ka dost, wohi tennis ka superstar, ab final mein hai! Lekin uski girlfriend, Sidney, Mallorca beach pe pink bikini mein chhupi hai, kya baat hai! Instagram pe photo post kiya, 'Sparkling, still, ya turquoise?' Yeh kya hai bhai? Ab final mein Alejandro se takraayega, jo bada experienced hai. Kya hoga? Dekhte hain, sabko pata chalega!
Read ArticleArre bhai, suna kya? Naomi Osaka ne bola, "Bobbiana!" jab Taylor Townsend ne apna naya bob hairstyle dikhaya! Yeh sab Wimbledon 2026 se pehle ka drama hai. Taylor ne Instagram pe dance kiya, log keh rahe hain, "Iga ko toh chhutti pe bhej de!" Ab dekhte hain, kya hoga jab yeh dono milte hain, Iga ka toh kya hoga, pata nahi!
Read ArticleArre bhai, Coco Gauff ne apne mummy-papa ko dance karne ke liye kaha, aur kya zabardast scene tha! Wimbledon se pehle, sab ekdum mast ho gaye TikTok par. Coco boli, 'Maine unhe nahi sikhaya, bas bola follow karo!' Ab dekhte hain, Wimbledon mein kya hungama hota hai, samjha kya? Dance aur tennis, dono mein maza hai!
Read ArticleArre bhai, Iga Swiatek ka kya scene hai! Log keh rahe hain ki uski psychologist Daria ka kya kaam hai, par Iga ne bola, "Bina Daria ke toh main ekdum khichdi hoti!" 2019 se Daria uski saath hai, jaise chai ke saath biscuit. Iga keh rahi hai, "Log social media pe bolte hain, par unhe nahi pata humari dosti ka kya chakkar hai!" Ab Wimbledon mein Iga ka pehla match hoga Taylor Townsend se, dekhte hain kya hota hai!
Read ArticleArre bhai, Aryna Sabalenka bolti hai, 'Pegula ne mujhe baby ki tarah maar diya!' Berlin mein toh uski jaan chudi thi, ab Wimbledon ki practice mein keh rahi hai ki 'amazing experience' hai bagel khana. Arre, bagel khana kya hota hai? Lekin woh abhi bhi achi dost hai, samjha? Thoda aur practice karo, warna yeh baby ki tarah har baar hoga!
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