Bank ka paisa bhaag raha hai, Rs 5 trillion ka chakkar hai!

Arre bhai, suna kya? Bank ka paisa toh aise bhaag raha hai jaise koi chori kar raha ho! Pichle 5 din se Rs 5 trillion se zyada ka surplus hai, samjha kya? Monday ko Rs 5.25 trillion, Tuesday ko Rs 5.13 trillion. Government ne kharch kiya, aur bhai, paisa aa gaya! WACR bhi thoda kam hai, ab toh central bank ko kuch karna padega, warna hum sabko samajh nahi aayega yeh paisa kahan ja raha hai!

Quick rundown

1.Surplus liquidity remains above Rs 5 trillion for five days.

2.Government spending and security redemptions boost liquidity.

3.WACR stays below the repo rate, prompting VRRR expectations.

4.Bond yields ease due to falling crude oil prices and US Treasury yields.

5.Rupee ends flat despite initial strength against the dollar.

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