
Finance
RBI Ka Interest Hold: Fixed Deposit Babu Bhaiya Ka Safe Bet
Arre suno bhai, RBI ne interest rates ko pakad ke rakha hai, jaise meri biwi ne mujhe pakad rakha hai! Market mein toh bhai, sab kuch ulta-pulta hai, West Asia ka drama aur AI ka chakkar! Lekin fixed deposit toh safe hai, samjha kya? Lekin returns toh waise bhi thode kam hain, jaise meri chai mein cheeni! Paisabazaar ka table dekho, sab kuch clear hai, samjha kya?

