Bank Ki Cash Surplus Gayi Daya Ki Garba Jaisi Ghatak

Arre bhai, suno! Bank ki cash surplus toh aise gir gaya jaise Daya ka mood garba ke liye! RBI ne liquidity tight kiya, ab sirf ₹46,200 crore bache hain. Pehle toh ₹11 trillion tha! Ab sabko lag raha hai, ‘Arre bhai, kya hoga?’ Interest rates toh chadh gaye hain, jaise Tapu ka prank! Babita Ji se bhi zyada confusing hai yeh sab!