Government Ki Nayi Scheme: Chhote Taxpayers Ka Dhamaka!

Arre bhai, suno! August 16 se government ki ek nayi scheme aa rahi hai! Chhote taxpayers ko apne chhupaye hue foreign assets dikhane ka mauka milega. Agar tumhare paas ₹1 crore tak ka khazana hai, toh 60% tax dena padega! Aur agar ₹5 crore tak ka hai, toh bas ₹1 lakh ka flat fee! Payment time pe karo, warna scheme ka mazaa chala jayega! Babita Ji ko keh do, main samajh gaya hoon!