GST Collections Soar 14.7% in September Like Daya's Garba

Arre bhai, September mein GST ka collection toh aisa chadh gaya jaise Daya ka garba! 14.7% se over ₹2.03 trillion tak, samjho sab chakkar mein hai! Domestic activities se ₹1.38 trillion aaye, lekin imports se ₹65,525 crore ka bada boost! Refunds thode slow ho gaye, par net collections 18.1% se badhkar ₹1.76 trillion ho gaye. Fiscal year ki pehli half mein sab kuch achha hai, par samajh nahi aa raha, yeh kya ho raha hai!