John Abraham's 84 Crore Bungalow: Bandra Ka Naya Drama

Arre bhai, John Abraham ne Bandra mein 84 crore ka bungalow kharida! Samjha? St Martin Road pe, wah wah! 1,017.60 sq metre ki zameen aur ghar sirf 193.12 sq metre ka, kya baat hai! Stamp duty hai 5.04 crore, bhai! Ab toh sabhi celebrities line laga rahe hain, kyunki Bandra mein sab kuch premium hai, samjha na? Tapu ke saath party karne ka time aa gaya hai!