RBI dollar bulane ki koshish, rupee ki halat kharab

Arre bhai, RBI ki halat toh aisi hai jaise Daya ka garba, bas girte ja rahe hain! Rupee ki value toh aise gir rahi hai jaise Tapu ka prank! Oil ki wajah se sab kuch ulta ho gaya, ab RBI dollar bulane ki koshish kar raha hai. Kya woh 2013 ka plan firse laayenge? Babita ji ko bulayein ya kuch aur sochen? Sab kuch confused hai, bhai!