RBI Ka Liquidity Drama: ₹1.5 Trillion Ka Auction Aaya!

Arre bhai, RBI ne bola hai, "Chalo bhai, ₹1.5 trillion toh hum le lete hain!" Kaisa drama hai yaar! Pehli baar ₹3 trillion ka liquidity surplus dekha hai, jaise Daya ne garba shuru kiya ho! Auction toh Thursday ko hai, aur WACR bhi 5.05% pe hai, jaise mere ghar mein Daya ke beats! RBI sirf liquidity manage kar raha hai, warna samajh nahi aata bhai!