RBI Ka Naya Rule: 7 Saal Mein Assets Bechna Hai Bhai!

Arre bhai, suno! RBI ne bola hai ki banks ko apne bad loans se milne wale assets 7 saal mein bechne hain, warna kya hoga? Public auction mein bechna hai, samjhe kya? Agar nahi beche, toh Daya ki tarah gusse mein aa jayenge! Aur 2026 se yeh sab shuru hoga. Samjha kya, bhai? Sab kuch policy mein likhna hai, nahi toh Tapu ki tarah phir se problem ho jayegi!

Quick rundown

1.RBI mandates banks to auction immovable assets within seven years.

2.New guidelines focus on non-financial assets acquired against bad loans.

3.Banks must follow SARFAESI Act principles for asset auctions.

4.Framework applies to assets acquired through bilateral transactions or SARFAESI.

5.Legacy assets must comply with new rules by September 2027.

RBI Takes Charge, No More Freebies for NBFCs, Believe Me!
RBI Takes Charge, No More Freebies for NBFCs, Believe Me!
Folks, the RBI is making moves like never before! They’re saying, 'If you’re an NBFC with over ₹1 trillion, you better shape up!' No more free passes for government-owned NBFCs—everyone’s in the same boat now! They’ll be watching these big players every year. Tremendous regulations, folks, absolutely necessary!
04:40 pm on Wednesday, 24 June, 2026
RBI Ne G-Sec Rules Ko Ek Dum Se Milaya, Samjhe Na?
RBI Ne G-Sec Rules Ko Ek Dum Se Milaya, Samjhe Na?
Arre bhai, RBI ne ek hi dhage mein sab kuch baandh diya! Government securities ke naye rules aaye hain, samjhe? Ab sabko ek framework mein samajh aayega, warna Daya ka gussa toh samjhte ho na? Transactions 15 minute mein report karna padega, nahi toh Champak Chacha ka lecture sunna padega! Aur short-sale toh chalega, par position limits ka dhyaan rakhna, warna kya hoga, pata nahi!
04:25 pm on Thursday, 25 June, 2026
RBI Ka Naya Rule: Roz Roz Report Karo FCNR Deposits
RBI Ka Naya Rule: Roz Roz Report Karo FCNR Deposits
Arre bhai, RBI ne bola hai ki sab banks ko roz roz bataana hai kitne FCNR(B) deposits, ECBs aur OFCBs ka chakkar hai! Har roz shaam 6 baje report karna hai, nahi toh Daya ka gussa dekhne ko milega! Naye NRE deposits ko CRR aur SLR se chutti milegi, par NRO se NRE mein transfer nahi chalega. Kya confusion hai yaar, samjha nahi! Bas, sabko samajh aata toh main Babita Ji ko impress kar pata!
02:10 pm on Friday, 19 June, 2026
RBI Shakes Things Up for NBFCs and HFCs Handing Back CoR
RBI Shakes Things Up for NBFCs and HFCs Handing Back CoR
Hey there! So, the Reserve Bank of India is shaking things up for those non-banking buddies looking to hand back their Certificate of Registration. If you’re an NBFC or HFC saying, 'I’m done with this!'—you gotta hop on the PRAVAAH portal and fill out a new form. But hold your horses! You still gotta play by the rules until they give you the thumbs up!
04:20 pm on Tuesday, 30 June, 2026
RBI Ka Naya Chakkar: Ek Baar Approval, Phir Kharido!
RBI Ka Naya Chakkar: Ek Baar Approval, Phir Kharido!
Arre bhai, RBI ne ek naya chakkar chalu kiya hai! Ab mutual funds, insurance companies, aur pension funds ko har baar approval lene ki zaroorat nahi, sirf ek baar bolo aur phir 10% tak kharid lo! Lekin agar 5% se neeche gire, toh RBI ko batana padega, warna Daya ko samjhana padega! Babita Ji, kya samjhaun, kuch toh asaan ho gaya hai!
03:55 pm on Tuesday, 14 July, 2026

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