Rupee Ka Jadoo Aur RBI Ki Nayi Paheliyan

Arre bhai, suno! Rupee toh aaj best ban gaya hai, 0.5% se badh ke 95.28 per dollar ho gaya! RBI ne kuch naya karke sabko confuse kar diya, jaise Daya ka garba! Dollar ki demand kam karne ke liye naye rules laaye hain, par bankers toh panic mein hain! Ab sab sirf zaroorat ki transactions kar rahe hain, samjhe? Ye RBI ka FERR kya hai, bhai? Sabko clarity chahiye, nahi toh humari dukan ka kya hoga!