Arre bhai, suno! Rupee ne 5 paise ki chhalang maar ke 95.53 ka magic number pakad liya hai! US aur Iran ki dosti se, bhai, ceasefire ka chakkar hai! Lekin foreign investors ne toh humare market se 24 billion dollars nikaal diye, kya baat hai! RBI ko ab kuch karna padega, warna interest rates ki maar pad jayegi! Aree, kya din aa gaye hai!

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