Rupee Ki Bechari Halat, Dollar Se Dosti Karne Chali

Arre bhai, rupee ki toh khair nahi! 27 paise gir gaya, dollar bhi humse mazak kar raha hai. Crude oil toh aisa mehenga hai jaise Babita Ji ki beauty! Lekin tension mat lo, RBI ke paas paisa hai, jaise Daya ke paas garba moves! 96 tak toh jaana hi padega, samjhe kya? Bas, support milne wala hai, par dollar ki dosti toh pakki hai!