Sarkar Ka 3.36 Trillion Ka Udhar Aur Mera Drama

Arre bhai, sarkar ka plan hai ₹3.36 trillion udhar lene ka, samjha kya? Treasury Bills se! July se September tak 14 baar auction hoga, har baar ₹24,000 crore ki khichdi banegi! Pehla auction toh 1st July ko hai, aur Daya toh garba kar rahi hogi, jab main soch raha hoon, yeh kya ho raha hai! Kya samjha bhai, sab kuch badal raha hai!

Quick rundown

1.India plans to borrow ₹3.36 trillion via Treasury Bills.

2.RBI schedules 14 weekly auctions for the second quarter.

3.Weekly auctions to raise ₹24,000 crore each.

4.Flexibility in auction schedule based on market conditions.

5.First auction kicks off on July 1.

RBI Passes on Pricey Treasury Bills, 91-Day Ones Shine
RBI Passes on Pricey Treasury Bills, 91-Day Ones Shine
The RBI turned down bids for the 182-day and 364-day Treasury bills this Wednesday because the prices were just too high! With oil prices soaring and tariff chatter making investors nervous, they decided to skip those bids. But don't worry, the 91-day T-bills were a crowd-pleaser! Now, everyone's eagerly waiting for the RBI's next big move.
02:20 pm on Wednesday, 3 June, 2026
Government Launches Electrifying Rs 30,000 Crore Auction
Government Launches Electrifying Rs 30,000 Crore Auction
Ladies and gentlemen, brace yourselves! The government is about to launch an electrifying switch auction of Rs 30,000 crore on June 15! With the Reserve Bank of India at the helm, they’re swapping old bonds for dazzling new ones maturing between 2034 and 2039! Get ready to bid from 10:30 am to 11:30 am, and don’t miss the results—history is about to unfold!
03:55 pm on Wednesday, 10 June, 2026
RBI Ne ₹1.41 Trillion Ki Liquidity Dali Jaise Daya Ki Taali
RBI Ne ₹1.41 Trillion Ki Liquidity Dali Jaise Daya Ki Taali
Arre bhai, suno! RBI ne ₹1.41 trillion ki liquidity daal di banking system mein, jaise Daya ne garba mein taali maar di! 5.26% ka rate hai, samjhe? Ab toh liquidity deficit ho gaya ₹19,971.89 crore ka! GST ke chakkar mein sab paise nikal gaye, aur overnight money market rates bhi udh gaye! RBI toh bas paise daal raha hai jaise Tapu chhori se candy le raha ho. Kya zamana aa gaya bhai!
07:35 am on Tuesday, 23 June, 2026
Banks Ka Demand Mute, RBI Ka VRR Auction Mein Drama Chalu
Banks Ka Demand Mute, RBI Ka VRR Auction Mein Drama Chalu
Arre bhai, banks ka demand toh bilkul mute ho gaya hai! RBI ka VRR auction Friday ko hua, par banks ne sirf ₹16,750 crore ki bids di, jabki ₹1 trillion ki zaroorat thi! Sab kuch accept ho gaya, lekin liquidity toh ab bhi tight hai. Lagta hai banks ko short-term funds ki koi zarurat nahi, Daya ji, kya ho raha hai? Babita ji, aap toh samajh sakti ho na? Aaj kal ke bank waale bhi na, samajh hi nahi aate!
04:40 pm on Friday, 19 June, 2026
Corporate Bonds Ka Dhamaka: ₹27,000 Crore Ka Khel
Corporate Bonds Ka Dhamaka: ₹27,000 Crore Ka Khel
Arre bhai, kya chakkar hai! Corporate bond market ne toh dhamaka kar diya! ₹27,000 crore ka paisa uthaaya hai sabne, kyunki bond yields ne thoda chill maar diya hai. Ab HUDCO, SIDBI aur REC milke ₹13,000 crore ka plan bana rahe hain, jaise Daya ne garba mein entry maari ho! Sab log paisa lock karne aaye hain, kya scene hai bhai!
02:25 pm on Friday, 12 June, 2026

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