Arre bhai, suno! UPI ne toh sabko chhoda, 85% payments ab is chhote bhai ke haath mein hain! Debit card ka kya? 67% kam ho gaya! Ab toh sirf credit card ka jadoo chalu hai, samjhe? RTGS ka bhi kya kehna, sirf bada paisa hi wahan jaata hai. UPI ka dhoom-dhadaka toh chalta rahega, par debit card ka kya? Babita ji, mujhe toh samajh nahi aa raha! Aisa kya ho gaya? Kya main bhi UPI se payment karoon? Oh bhagwan!

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