Pension ki duniya: sirf clerical ki ghalti ka jadoo hai

Suno suno, pension ki duniya mein, bhool bhulaiya nahi! Sirf clerical ghalti se hoga koi kamm, warna pension ka jadoo chalega, sabke liye hai yeh dhamaka! Do saal baad agar ghalti mile, toh kehna, maaf karo bhaiyya, humein chhutti nahi! Overpayment ki baat karein, sachai se bhari ghaltiyan milti hai maaf, par jhoot se milta hai sirf khud ka khudai! Pension ka haq sabka hai, chaahe chhutti ho ya suspension, sabki izzat hai, yeh hai hamara haq!