Pensioners ka gham hai ghalat fehmi ka jadoo, suno sarkar!

Arre suno, WhatsApp ka chakkar hai, pensioners ka dil hai udas! Lekin sarkar ne kaha, yeh hai sirf ghalat fehmi ka jadoo. Sirf PSU wale bhaiyon ka hai jangal, asli pensioners toh rahe hain mast! DA aur DR ka chakkar chalu hai, ghabrane ki koi zarurat nahi. Hansi se bhare raho, pension ka maza lo, yaar!