RBI ki nayi shart, rupee ki kismet mein badalav!

Arre bhai, RBI ne kiya hai kuch aisa, jaise chori ka raaz khul gaya ho! Rupee ki kahani mein, ab arbitrage ki chudiyaan khulengi, jab banks ko keh diya gaya hai, "Ruko, zyada mat karna, warna paise ka kya hoga?" NDF aur onshore ka khel ab hoga thoda tight, kyunki rupee ne dekha hai dard, aur ab uski halat hai tight!