Cristiano Ronaldo Needs a Tactic Makeover for World Cup

Hey, it's me, Joey! So, Cristiano Ronaldo, the big guy, needs to shake things up at the 2026 World Cup! He had the ball more than a pizza at a party but ended up with a 1-1 tie against DR Congo. Louis Saha says Ronaldo's gotta be flexible, like my acting skills—uh, wait, never mind! He’s gotta keep the energy high, or Portugal’s gonna be in trouble! Let’s go, Ronaldo!