Trump Claims Strait of Hormuz Is American Territory, Really?

Arre bhai, kya scene hai! Trump ne Myrtle Beach pe bola, Strait of Hormuz toh American territory hai! Kya baat hai! Iran ko nuclear bomb nahi milne dene ki dhamki di, par bhai, yeh toh legal nahi hai! Sab log soch rahe hain, yeh kya hai? Babita ji ko sunke hasi aayegi, aur Daya toh dance karne lagegi! Kya confusion hai yaar!