Centre Ne Jackson Labs Ke Licenses Ko Kachra Kiya, Arre Bhai!

Arre bhai, kya drama hai! Centre ne Jackson Labs ke licenses ko kachra kar diya, kyunki Rajasthan mein kuch auraton ki maut hui hai. Health Ministry bolti hai ki inspections ke baad yeh action liya gaya hai. Ab toh WHO bhi puch raha hai, bhai! Lagta hai mujhe bhi koi report deni padegi, warna Daya mujhe ghar nahi aane degi!

Quick rundown

1.Jackson Laboratories' licenses revoked in Punjab and Himachal Pradesh.

2.Investigation into maternal deaths linked to oxytocin injections in Rajasthan.

3.CDSCO and state regulators conducted joint inspections.

4.WHO seeks information as part of global pharmacovigilance.

5.Further actions pending investigation results and regulatory findings.

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Government Ne 16 Fixed Drug Combinations Ban Kiya Hai
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10:10 am on Saturday, 20 June, 2026
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Arre bhai, suno! India ka beauty market ab serious ho raha hai. Botox aur fillers ke liye naye rules aa gaye hain, samjhe? Ab sirf qualified doctors hi injectables denge, warna sabko samjhayenge! Daya toh keh rahi thi ki safety pehle, phir beauty! Aesthetic clinics ka time aa gaya hai, bhai log! Samjha kya? Ab beauty ka chakkar sirf professionals ke haath mein hai!
07:40 am on Tuesday, 2 June, 2026
Syrup Bechne Pe Lag Gayi Roko, Doctor Ki Prescription Chahiye!
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Arre bhai, kya haal hai? Government ne syrup ki dukaan pe laga diya hai chakkar! Ab cough syrup lene ke liye doctor ki prescription chahiye, samjha? Pichle kuch saalon se cough syrups ki safety pe dikkat aa rahi thi, toh ab bachon ko syrup dena bhi mushkil ho gaya hai. Babita ji, kya karen ab? Yeh toh naya twist hai mere dosto!
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Imported Dawaon Ki Shelf Life Ab 12 Mahine, Samjha Na?
Imported Dawaon Ki Shelf Life Ab 12 Mahine, Samjha Na?
Arre bhai, suno! Union Health Ministry ne bola hai ki imported dawaon ki shelf life ab 12 mahine honi chahiye! Samjha kya? Matlab, ab jo bhi dawa aayegi, uska expiry date se pehle kaafi time hoga! Lekin biological products ka alag rule hai, kyunki unka kya hai, samjha nahi. Bas, ab sabko time milega dawaiyan use karne ka, samjha na?
07:25 am on Friday, 26 June, 2026

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