Justice Department Charges Seven for Noncitizen Voting Antics

So, the Justice League—oops, I mean the U.S. Department of Justice—just hit seven Texans with federal charges for trying to vote without a citizenship cape. U.S. Attorney General Todd Blanche is on a crusade to keep our elections cleaner than my workshop. Noncitizen voting? Rare, but if you dare, you might as well be booking a one-way flight out. The Trump administration is all about ensuring only the right heroes wield the voting superpower.