Delhi Police Assures No Crackdown on Student Protests, Really!

Toh sochiye zara, Delhi Police ne bola, 'Koi crackdown nahi, bhai!' Arvind Kejriwal ki social media posts se tension toh ho gayi thi, lekin police ne sabko shaant kar diya. Aur BJP keh rahi hai, 'Kya scene hai, bhai? Political opportunism toh chalu hai!' Mobile internet bhi band kiya gaya hai, jaise kisi ne bola ho, 'Chalo, khud ki khabar nahi rakhni!'